* Posts by WallMeerkat

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Apple MacBook butterfly keyboards 'defective', 'prone to fail' – lawsuit

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Re: I love my Cherry keyboard!

Apple did used to make good keyboards, their old Extended Keyboards of the early 90s were up there with Cherrys for typing feel.

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Re: Solution: Morse code

Fair play to the Onion. Other than some of the more outlandish ticker headlines that was an incredibly well made parody!

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Re: Perhaps clever Apple software

Who needs a keyboard when you can use a touchscreen - look at this shiny new iPad Pro, sir....

IBM bans all removable storage, for all staff, everywhere

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Re: Note to self:

If you find yourself in a startup that gets borged you may not have much of a choice.

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Re: But, but...

The one that has "Reduncancies" written across it?

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Re: It's not rocket science...

Late 90s USB sticks?

Did they even exist?

I was using zip drives til the mid 2000s, then 128mb USB sticks.

If you're a Fedora fanboi, this latest release might break your heart a little

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"For those for whom ./configure && make is too complex."

You'd be surprised. People want a computer that just works, and don't care if it is Windows / Linux / Mac, so long as they can launch a familiar browser.

We have work experience kids in, ones who want to be in the software industry. Our first half day is usually spent teaching them CLI commands in a terminal window.

Typical cynical Brits: Broadband speeds up, satisfaction goes down

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Re: PlusNet

With Plusnet too. On the rare occasions I need to get through, the Yorkshireman/woman on the other end of the line is polite, friendly, useful, and to be honest usually good banter.

Yes they're evil BT now, and I have my suspicions about my speed - downloading a Playstation game seems to take an entire day, but when I go to a speedtester site/app their QoS kicks in and there is suddenly a slight increase in speed.

But their customer service is a world away from the pain that was Virgin Media.

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Re: Where I live speed isn't the problem

Was booking a hotel the other day. Premier Inn was in a good location, cheap, and ticked most of the boxes. I had a specific query though, phoned them up to ask.

Ring-ring, answered - and cut off!

So I went back to look, booked a nicer proper hotel just up the road for not much more price.

These things can be a blessing in disguise.

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Re: People are liars

It's like when people ask your opinion on cars, you recommend them some good deals on nice cars.

Then they go ahead and buy a Nissan Qashcow anyway, despite them saying they didn't want French and this thing basically being a jacked up Megane estate (same company these days, same engines, same platform, same switchgear etc.)

Cambridge Analytica dismantled for good? Nope: It just changed its name to Emerdata

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Re: AIG changed their name to 21st Century and continue in business today.

Is this the AIG that sponsored the football T shirts of the Manchester United football club?

(Prior to them being sponsored by an American badged/Korean built car manufacturer who had withdrawn from the UK just beforehand?)

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Re: Cambridge Anal. plugged once and for all? Maybe not

It does sound like a wiki for Emmerdale, where people can get into real detail about Alan Turner's Range Rover, Seth's sideburns and when Eric Pollard used to peddle antiques from a Citroen ZX.

Doom and Super Mario could be a lot tougher now AI is building levels

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Re: the Sentinel

Was it not a DOS game? If so, should run on Dosbox?

if dev == woman then dont_be(asshole): Stack Overflow tries again to be more friendly to non-male non-pasty coders

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WTF?

Re: Maybe a silly question, but...

Occasionally when googling some question about how to look after the baby* it'll come up with a mumsnet result.

If newbies have an issue with StackOverflow, I have an issue with mumsnet with all the abbreviations they use, it is like another language entirely.

"DD had a high temp DH asked MIL said take calpol, LTB? AIBU?"

(* I wish there was babyoverflow with logical steps on how to fix a crying baby)

Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off...

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Re: One of their best products.

You do realise that you can buy spare USB wired keyboards for about a fiver?

And that modern apple keyboards aren't great for typing on anyway, worth investing in a decent mechanical keyboard to get any work done. Or even an early 90s Apple extended keyboard with an ADB to USB adaptor....

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

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Re: Bank could go under

I wish I had 85k sitting in a bank account in the first place!!!

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Re: Not your normal outsourcing

I thought the system they were migrating to was internal but from their new Spanish overlords?

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Seriously?

If I was up all night on a stressful cut over migration of 25 million accounts while my manager skipped off home to bed it would be anything BUT an "excellent attitude".

There is trust in the team (do not micromanage) but it's nice to know the general is beside you when the troops are at the front line.

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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Went to the Irish Vista and 7 launches, got free copies of both. No first aid kit though.

CEO insisted his email was on server that had been offline for years

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Re: That sounds like the story of a madhouse

Or accept the counter offer, but if you stay a while be aware that future yearly increment / performance raises will be less than what may otherwise have been offered, until you reach the point where 2/3% yearlies would've beaten the one off 10% a few years ago to stay.

Apple's magical quality engineering strikes again: You may want to hold off that macOS High Sierra update...

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Re: Going to "Special Update Install Mode"

Used to be a PPC Mac was an incredible machine for running OSS.

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Re: No issues here

"anyone who remembers the frenetic rate of improvement of PC hardware through the 90s.

Ah yes, a nice 486, then a year later Pentiums are all the rage, couple of years and it's Pentiums 2s then graphics cards, RAM doubling every couple of years.

Does seem to have slowed down - have we reached a point where we have saturated what we can do with an x86 silicon chip? Have the manufacturers lost interest and switched focus to tablets? Are humans just not able to write software for faster and faster machines to eek every bit of power?

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

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In parts of Ireland a sandwich is a "piece".

So there was the old joke of the fella going over to the states, a burly police officer asks abruptly "Are you packin a piece?" to which the fella queries "I didn't know I had to bring lunch"....

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Re: That takes me back

Have I stumbled into a Peter Kay routine by accident

Why a merged Apple OS is one mash-up too far

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VirtualPC allowed PPC users to run Windows, I'm sure there will be similar toolsets for dev/QA who need crossplatform functionality.

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Re: If it's done right...

I dabbled in a Cube iWork10 tablet with a keyboard attachment.

Ran Android and Windows 10. In Windowsland, with the keyboard attached it acted like a little laptop.

Without the keyboard it went into "tablet mode" which mostly got rid of the desktop. Also had a buggy onscreen keyboard that didn't appear most of the time,.

Intel outside: Apple 'prepping' non-Chipzilla Macs by 2020 (stop us if you're having deja vu)

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Re: Intel's would still be the longest-surviving Mac instruction set

OSX had always had a secret shadowy x86 build - NextStep based OSX prototype Rhapsody could run on x86, they kept this going until 2005.

This obviously helped with the transition.

So, it would be interesting to know if they already have OSX compiled for ARM - given the IOS branch it wouldn't be a huge surprise.

Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?

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Re: Jaywalking

Used to confuse me too, I assumed it was something taboo like kerbcrawling.

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"While a former Uber engineer told Reuters that the company felt it had "overdone it" with the seven LIDAR sensor on the previous Ford Focus model"

Fusion aka Mondeo, not Focus.

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Re: If we avoid US "English", will we be OK?

But then they went overboard and put "ass" everywhere

"Big ass truck" is just a large lorry

"Grown ass man" is just an adult male

Relevant XKCD etc.

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Re: What that tells us about Skype?

Given that anyone without an American or Southeast England accent can't get any voice activated devices to work (car hands free, phoneline options etc.), I would like to think that casual swearing can continue in a Glaswegian/Geordie/Belfast accent....

First there were notebooks. Then tablets. And now ‘book tablets’

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Played with it in peecee wurld once, and once I got past the novelty of seeing Windows Explorer on a tablet I never saw the point of RT - especially as traditional Windows applications couldn't run on it, just a subset of ARM compiled MS store apps. The HP Touchpad was more useful.

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Agree with others.

I thought Android was the mobile/tablet OS

And I thought ChromeOS was for Chromebooks - the spiritual successors to the old netbooks that some of us quite liked, as in it had a proper keyboard, except that all of your applications were on the fog\b\b\bcloud?

(Though I will admit to having owned Android tablets with keyboards - ASUS Transformer and Cube iWork, which muddies the definition)

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If it runs Android apps it'll run Dosbox

If it runs Dosbox it'll run Windows 3.x/95

If it runs Windows 3.x/95 it'll have MS Paintbrush/Paint installed.

User asked why CTRL-ALT-DEL restarted PC instead of opening apps

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Re: Feeling Old...

Ah the old boot disks for that game that, despite having an early-mid 90s adequate amount of 12mb RAM needed that extra 5k of base 640k.

Then realising that a menu driven autoexec.bat/config.sys would allow to do away with boot disks.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

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Re: I still don't get it

To be fair the C64x had a wonderful keyboard for typing on.

Until it stopped working.

Screw luxury fridges, you can now run webOS on your Raspberry Pi

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Any chance of a backport to the HP Touchpad?

Tried LuneOS and found it too buggy to be usable for anything

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Re: If Macs could read/write to NTFS partitions natively without needing a third party solution

I find I have a "dark ages" in my gaming collection from the late 90s, Glide games designed for the likes of Windows 98 that just won't work properly on modern 64 bit windows, nor on a VM.

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Re: Testing waters

Anyone remember MSN Browser?

It only seemed to be available on Windows ME or certain builds of 2000, and disappeared as quickly as it appeared.

Maplin shutdown sale prices still HIGHER than rivals

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Disposable society.

If something breaks there is no longer a want to repair it, just to throw it away and get shiny new.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Re: Worse to come

That's how Mega Bloks got started, used to be the cheap alternative to lego

Now they produce a lot of licenced sets - Call of Duty, Halo, NASCAR, Turtles etc.

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Re: Worse to come

"That said, the cheap copycat ones are, in my limited experience, not worth the money."

Not so sure Jim, the likes of Lepin and Sluban bricks have progressed leaps and bounds and are now surprisingly good quality for the price.

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Re: Lego...

I got the impression that the likes of the Saturn V, Mini Cooper sets etc. were more intended to be "grown up" model sets, rather than a "build it up, knock it down, build whatever you want" kids set.

When I grew up I had all sorts of sets, F1 pit/start line, a castle gate, a chalet house, a boat, a plane, loads of little cars. In the end everything ended up a garage.

Then I got Technic, the incredible black sports car with the suspension, steering, V8 engine, popup lights

My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background

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Re: Broken monitor

"Who remembers the "Good old days" when you could steal the ball from someone's mouse..."

Ah the school computer labs, then the inevitable plea from the headmaster at next days assembly, made all the more amusing because he had to use the word "balls".

(Second only to the announcement that smoking in the loos would be cracked down on as he found "butts on toilets")

23,000 HTTPS certs will be axed in next 24 hours after private keys leak

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Re: Would that we could shut down Symantec entirely

They became Malware very quickly, especially when bundled on new machines with no straightforward clean uninstall procedure - surely that is the very definition of malware?

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Re: Well at least

Screwfix uses a similar model to Argos, in that they have a huge amount of stock piled up for the size of the shop because it is all mostly behind the counter.

It saves on overheads etc. but like Argos (and indeed online shopping) you can't really properly see what you're getting until you're getting it. No big deal if you know what you want/need, but sometimes it was nice just to browse Maplins.

Intellisense was off and developer learned you can't code in Canadian

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Re: Boro

Or Lough

Which should be pronounced 'lock' and not 'looft'

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#define bgcolor bgcolour

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Re: I also considered the lazy / efficient option...

Or momentarily

Is it - "The train will stop momentarily" as in it will briefly stop, or that it will stop very soon?

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Re: I also considered the lazy / efficient option...

and strangulation

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