* Posts by Excellentsword

33 posts • joined 13 Jan 2017

How is 55 Cancri e like a Sisters of Mercy gig? Astroboffins: It has atmosphere

Excellentsword

Re: I have been to a Sisters of Mercy gig...

55 Cancri e's atmosphere probably ain't that great either, mate.

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Rocky Ross 128 b might harbour ALIENS – and it's headed right for us

Excellentsword

Re: If the star is named Ross...

The One Where Rachel Is A Potentially Habitable Planet

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Excellentsword

Re: Memories

In my experience, it's a good place for bounty hunting.

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80-year-old cyclist killed in prang with Tesla Model S

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Trollface

Re: The Man Who Fell To Earth

u mad bro?

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Increased level of rejections

Excellentsword

Re: Increased level of rejections

You've had five posts rejected in EIGHT YEARS.

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Amazon to make multiple Lord of the Rings prequel TV series

Excellentsword

American Gods is worth a watch imo

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Excellentsword

I could get down with this.

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OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering

Excellentsword

Re: Stacked SLP

Yes.

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Tailored SwiftStack update should help get your GDPRse in gear

Excellentsword

Re: Objects in the cloud more complicated?

No, moron, it's Green Dragon Power Ranger.

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Boffins befuddled over EU probe into UK's tax rules for multinationals

Excellentsword

Re: "Boffins befuddled..."

A person with knowledge or a skill considered to be complex or arcane.

Sounds like tax law to me.

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Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

Excellentsword

It is and all the richer for our myriad expletives.

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Interstellar space rock screams through Solar System

Excellentsword

It's carrying the protomolecule.

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Woah, backup a mo. You mean Veeam now has 4,000 NetApp resellers flinging its software?

Excellentsword

Re: RPTO

It says in the story.

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AMD comes out swinging, says: We're the Buster Douglas of the tech industry!

Excellentsword

True, but Tubthumping in itself is meaningless in the context whereas the lyrics are not.

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They grow up so fast! Veeam Availability Suite reaches the tenth grade

Excellentsword

Re: Fascism

wtf dude?

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Toshiba, you can't have 14TB served on a platter. It'll take eight, at least

Excellentsword

Data centre goes squeaky.

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The Clippy of NetApp is an IBM Watson-powered cartoon robot called Elio

Excellentsword

Re: Why the robot?

Because CHATBOTS.

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Hollywood has savaged enough sci-fi classics – let's hope Dick would dig Blade Runner 2049

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Electric Dreams

Has anyone been watching that on Channel 4, Sunday evenings? It's various screen interpretations of Dick's more obscure short stories by different directors and writers. Quite good, I thought. I always hit the internet in search of the originals to see how they differ from the show. That might be the crux of Dick and the success of Blade Runner, in that Dick provides very evocative worlds in which to set great sci-fi tales, and the directors/screenwriters run with it into even more interesting territory.

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Physicists win Nobel Prize for spotting ripples in fabric of space-time

Excellentsword

Re: This isn't a new discovery...

That's Bill Hicks, m8. Tool admired him a lot.

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Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

Excellentsword

Re: Techies will continue to sneer.

Sneerers gonna sneer.

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我的天啊! China gives Weibo users a week to use their real names

Excellentsword

>but didn't state what would happen to accounts that weren't verified.

Gulag.

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A LANnister always pays his subnets: Cisco hires Game of Thrones' Tyrion

Excellentsword

Prefer his faux English accent. And no, I couldn't watch to the end. Boring.

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UK.gov to treat online abuse as seriously as IRL hate crime

Excellentsword

Re: TLA?

IRL is AFK (away from keyboard) :)

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Excellentsword

Re: TLA?

IRL – in real life. Used among online gaming communities mostly.

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Arcade Fire releases album on USB fidget spinner for £79/$105

Excellentsword

Shit band.

No fans.

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Insurers claim cyber calamities could cost more than Hurricane Sandy

Excellentsword

Re: It's no good; I can't take it any more

Obviously it has changed meaning from ancient Greek for use in the industry, like many other English words have too over the centuries.

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UK regulator set to ban ads depicting bumbling manchildren

Excellentsword

Ban ads

All of them.

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Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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Shitfun – Autopsy

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DUP site crashes after UK general election

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Devil

Re: Irritatingly smart-arse comment

Also the name of a decent Swedish black metal band.

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The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Pint

Re: Typo? Looks strange

Updated

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Man sues date for cinema texting fiasco, demands $17.31

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Black Helicopters

Stealthy ad campaign?

At first I thought he had special needs but the guy is actually president of The Messaging Company, "a full service communications consultancy and media services firm providing expert guidance on, and development and execution of, communications strategies for select clients throughout the business and political spheres." Is this not just him showing he can deliver a communications strategy? I mean, damn, I've written off a load of dates, who cares?

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Huzzah! Doctor Who comes to Playmoverse

Excellentsword

Re: OK..

I lol'd

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Congrats, PC slingers. That's now FIVE straight years of shrinking sales

Excellentsword

People who need a personal computer for not much else than personal computing will probably opt for a Mac. People who want something more powerful and have the know-how are likely to build it themselves and upgrade it rather than buying another computer. I don't think PC sales are actually falling, clearly pre-made rigs from the old guard are, but it'd be interesting to know how retailers like overclockers.co.uk et al are performing against this backdrop with sales of components and peripherals.

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