* Posts by theprimate

3 posts • joined 28 Nov 2016

Fire fighters get grinding on London man’s trapped genitalia

theprimate

Re: It's amazing.....

There is, or rather there was. 'Sticky Vicky' (who was married to the local Chief of Police) had a 'naked magic act' & could pull all manner of stuff out of her lady parts. When I saw her I think the finale was either a string with about 10 razor blades or a walking stick. Quite entertaining if you like that sort fo thing

Uber: Please don't give our London drivers English tests. You can work out the reason why

theprimate

So someone couldn't work out that their 30 minute commute to Brixton had taken a long detour?

Allow us to sum this up: UK ISP Plusnet minus net for nine-plus hours

theprimate

Sucking like a big fat sucky thing in North Yorkshire for the last few days

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