* Posts by RKP

17 posts • joined 14 Aug 2007

NASA probe finds opals in Martian crevices

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Joke

That means it'sours

Well since Mars and Australia both produce Opals - it stands to reason that Mars belongs to Australia.

The question now is, how soon can someone get up there and put an aussie flag on it for us?

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Kentucky judge OKs 141-site net casino land grab

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Gates Horns

Shirley its the users..

Surely the only jurisdiction this judge has is over the users in Kentucky who are breaking Kentucky law?

The domains, their owners & operators are NOT doing anyhting in Kentucky. At best he could target the ISPs who offer internet access to Kentucky residents.

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Oz watchdogs howl over 'Cyber-Safety' net filter

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Stop

This Sucks

Censorship of the internet to protect the children is THE PARENT'S JOB!

As an Aussie I am appalled that our gubbermint would even contemplate such an absurd idea! What's really worrying is just who is going to decide what belongs on these lists? There is some pr0n out there that I would happily watch/view but am unlikely to personally indulge in... then there are the things I would do/have done that most 'puritans' would be absolutely gobsmacked by! None of it illegal (yet) only ever with consent of all involved, and only involving adults.

I believe that as a law abiding, tax paying, other wise upstanding citizen I have the right to unfettered access to whatever type of pr0n I so choose - providing that it a) doesn't delve into the obvious no go area ie: kids and b) that by accessing it for myself I am not exposing any body else to it be they minors or other adults who may not like it...

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Mills and Boon thrusts into pr0n market

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Joke

Dishwasher obligation

So what you're saying, is that every time SHE fixes the dishwasher I have to oblige her desires? Hardly seems fair on the poor dishwasher, she'll be pretending it's broke regularly just so she can "fix it".

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Ivan O'Toole? That's nothing, snorts Hugh Jass

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Paris Hilton

How about..

An IT teacher who taught in a college I attended, she introduced herself on the first day of class thus: "Hi, I'm Gai Daily". She was a stunner too and certainly had my perverted imagination running at full steam.

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How to be an instant Web me-2.0 developer

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Heart

Who needs a Moderatrix

Ahh sweet Verity. Such an intelligent, witty and insightful lass makes the heart go thump.

Let's see that uppity little miss Sarah Bee come up with something as clever as this.

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US woman sues over exploding thong

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Go

Not so fat

Just watched the video that Les found, and she ain't so fat. I am still, like others, curious as to how a wardrobe malfunction of this type can get her in the eye?

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The Moderatrix: Exclusive boudoir snap

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Told you...

See I told you she looked mean.

And yes I've been a bad boy too, Oh Darling Moderatrix spank me before I'm naughty again.

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Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help

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Flame

Oh no there are photos

Be afraid guys...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/18/el_reg_birthday/

She looks mean :-0

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Stop

Fantasies of Moderatrix

How and why do so many of us dream of the lovely Moderatrix when we've scarce seen a picture of her? Her wit does surely show a lass with some degree of intellect, perhaps we are all just lust-hounds for an educated girl?

Where's the picture? WE WANT PICTURES!!!! >>> Please.

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Customers give Dell the finger over keyboard screw-up

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Happy

@ Marcus Hook

It's not just programmers who use those keys but kids on chat programs.

As for your European/Spanish needs have you discovered the ALT key and the keypad? eg: é ù ì á ½ ¼ Ñ ñ all of these can be found there...

That is hold down ALT and type in 164 to get: ñ explore away hehehe

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Apple forbids Windows users from installing Safari for Windows

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Jobs Horns

Is it just me?

I read that to be I can only install it on "one Apple labeled hardware device" - however I do not see any mention that I am restricted as to the number of non-Apple labeled devices, that is: PCs I can install it on...

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Tolkien first edition goes for a bundle

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DZ-Jay Not Racist

I agree with DZ - It's more a case of Jackson doing such a fine job with the LoTR films that the same (if not better) will be expected of the Hobbit. Although I must admit that I've not yet seen any of del Toro's films - he may be good enough for this particular project....

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Forth Road Bridge hack redirects to smut bazaar

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Another bridge website

Sydney, Australia's got one too: http://www.sydneyharbourbridge.com.au/

I bet if you wasted enough time you'd find lots of bridges have websites.

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UK driver details lost somewhere in America

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Gates Horns

Softly softly catchee monkey

This is just the govt's way of softening up the populace. One by one different departments will *lose* different data sets, until such time as everyone can be fairly sure that their data is "in the wild". The govt then has us all by the balls and can force us to relinquish all our personal data on the grounds that it's no longer "private and confidential" information anyway...

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Smut vid outfit sues PornoTube

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Joke

@Steve Rice

El Reg is obviouxly in the first two categories 60% Pr0n related and 30% illegal activities - it is most certainly not in the 5% useless bit

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Telstra sex romp woman back on the job

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Updated story

News service ninemsn.com.au has an update on this - it seems telstra did eventually sack the males involved: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=285749 and they plan to appeal Ms Streeters re-employment decision

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