* Posts by martin

14 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Aug 2007

Moroccan IT engineer arrested over fake Facebook account

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@alex

using them for violent activities perhaps?

Scottish government drafts Cat Welfare Code

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Black Helicopters

well...

"Since a cat will always land on its feet and toast will always land butter side down, what happend if you tie a piece of toast buttered side up to the back of a cat?"

perpetual motion!

the cat/toast will spin forever

black helicopters as if the government finds out its 'the island' for me

Rocket train smashes world land-speed record

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@Gordon

wouldn't float away not even one of those giant bannas float when filled with helium

Lightsaber voted top movie weapon

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What about....

that cool ghettoblaster gun from beverly hills cop 3

Ex-Microsoft manager in $1m expenses fraud rap

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£750, 000 plus 20 years interest.....

....equals a nice leaving prison present

W1NNT number plate vendor mocks L1NUX

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W11N ME

owned by a dodgy computer repair man as seen on 'rogue traders'

suprised?

i wasn't

BOFH: You think you know a guy...

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A3000

first pc i used at school

also first recorded use of pc mis-use

found lemmings on it

i was 8

LAPD patrol cars to get sticky-GPS-tracker cannon?

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Re: Pascal Monett

The current won't go anywhere near the ground, that's for sure. Whether or not it will zap the car's onboard computer or somesuch is another issue, but current leakage to the ground is not.

the electrical charge would be harmless as there is 0 charge in an electrical field

Reference kilo shows mysterious weight loss

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Dust?

Give it a dusting?

Cursing senior plod samples electric justice

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Sheep vs Sheep?

sheep1: baa he's mine

sheep2: no he's not

sheep1: kick

shep 2 : kick

sheep 1 and 2 : "kzzert"

Compact Disc: 25 years old today

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I Know It's A Bit Late But.........

cd 25 years old being phased out

vinyl donkeys years old still around and has a huge following

vinyl has won

no argument

also nothing beats shaped/picture/transparent/all 3 disks

Channel 4 cans Celebrity Big Brother

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Here's to hoping......

.......That Normal BB is next

Tycoon abandons £80k Maserati in London car pound

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@Jon Thompson

'Have you not noticed that amanfromMars is either a badly failing Turing test AI or someone utterly, utterly mad.'

or mabye just from mars?

just a thought

Chav-hunting toffs cop some flack

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ok....

chavs beating people to pulp ok

and not banned but this is apparently wrong