* Posts by Apprentice of Tokenism

31 posts • joined 30 Sep 2016

SpaceX touches down in California as Voyager 2 spies interstellar space

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FAIL

Re: Lack of Astonish!

I wish we would build other software with so few bugs that runs that long.

Two-day Bitbucket borkage has devs tearing their hair out

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Did I miss the bottom line?

What's the whining and moaning about? It is git after all.

Ex-NSA bod sues US govt for 'illegally spying' on Americans: We drill into 'explosive' 'lawsuit'

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Big Brother

Re: Bets

OK, my money is on this one:

1.5/1 Household accident - Broke his neck when he fell off a stool while he was cleaning the kitchen window with a napkin (found in his left hand).

Live blog: Fired FBI boss spills the beans to US Senate committee

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Holmes

Re: Odd refernce to the statue of justice

Almost close. :-)

In both cases it is the Roman goddess Iustitia (Lady Justice). She has been depicted blindfolded, holding a scale in the one hand and a wielding a sword in the other only from the middle ages (15th century?) on. Before that time she would neither wear a blindfold nor display a sword but be shown holding a scale and a cornucopia in her hands.

Vigorous tiny vibrations help our universe swell, say particle boffins

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Go

The astro-boffins from earth

Noticed dark energy dearth.

What to expect?

Soon they checked.

And found the universe surf.

systemd-free Devuan Linux hits RC2

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WTF?

Re: It's fascinating that Linux now has the same problem as Windows

If you wish to see logging in free text as well as binary, install rsyslog and the binary logging will be duplicated into /var/log/messages (or the equivalent)

Oh really? Wanna see a prime example about the clusterfuck that systemd, journald and all the abominations that come with it are? Here ya go (copied from a real system running rsyslogd):

+++++ snip +++++

May 8 09:28:05 foobar clamd[1147]: Database correctly reloaded (6278511 signatures)

May 8 09:28:36 foobar packagekitd[2145]: PARENT proccess running...

May 8 09:27:16 foobar rsyslogd: [origin software="rsyslogd" swVersion="8.4.2" x-pid="940" x-info="http://www.rsyslog.com"] rsyslogd was HUPed

May 8 09:28:36 foobar rsyslogd0: action 'action 14' resumed (module 'builtin:ompipe') [try http://www.rsyslog.com/e/0 ]

May 8 09:28:36 foobar rsyslogd-2359: action 'action 14' resumed (module 'builtin:ompipe') [try http://www.rsyslog.com/e/2359 ]

May 8 09:28:58 foobar systemd[1]: Reloading.

+++++ snip +++++

Why there is a log line that has a time stamp in the past is completely beyond me and I do not want to hear any "yap yap it is rsyslogd's fault! yap yap".

What I do know though is that I would never have had this with good old plain text logs. So please stop telling all this bullshit. I am so sick of it.

CIA tracked leakers with hilariously bad Web beacon trick

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Coat

Um...

the idea being to snag leakers by seeing the IP address of machines on which a document was opened.

192.168.1.7

Huge if true: iPhone 8 will feature 3D selfies, rodent defibrillator

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Go

[...] or is that the IPHONE X!!!!!!! [...]

A reliable source claimed that it will be called the iPhoeniX - rising from the ashes.

[...] and Apple-approved music device and [...]

your Apple-approved music

FTFY

Probe President Trump and his crappy Samsung Twitter-o-phone, demand angry congressfolk

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WTF?

Re: The Deep State Strikes Back

If you do not have anything to contribute, please refrain from polluting this forum with your vomit.

Thank you

Voila! Bazinga! Amazon turns Alexa into an annoying 'cool' aunt

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Boffin

SSML?

Well, that time has arrived with the introduction of the Speech Synthesis Markup Language, or SSML, added to the Alexa developer kit, which will let its computerized voice pronounce words and phrases in a more sophisticated, expressive way.

Is this the revival of S.A.M. and Reciter? "AY4 AEM AH KUMPYUW3TER."

NASA bakes Venus-proof electronics

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Pint

Re: If there are women on Venus...

Hear, hear.

Have a cold one!

Android's February fix-fest flings 58 patches

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Facepalm

Re: Security

Perhaps Google's development and implementation of Android has been so amateurish it seems it is done on purpose.

If you cared to look at Google's "2017-02-05 security patch level - Vulnerability summary" you'd see that almost all of the bugs found were either in drivers coming from hardware manufacturers or in the kernel. None of the drivers was developed by Google, the kernel only amended by Google.

New measurement alerts! Badgers, great white sharks and the Lindisfarne Gospel

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Coat

Re: There's something fishy about that standards page.

> The Vulture Central standard velocity for a sheep in a vacuum is, therefore, c/(50+0), or 5,995 km/sec

However, the units converter pegs it at 2998 km/sec.

This is better known as an Alternative Fact.

Mine is the one with the alternative universe in the pocket.

We don't want to alarm you, but PostScript makes your printer an attack vector

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Pint

@SImon Hobson

I've hand crafted PS

Please allow me to offer my sincere commiserations. Perhaps a cold one helps erasing those terrible memories?

You're taking the p... Linux encryption app Cryptkeeper has universal password: 'p'

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Boffin

Expect anyone?

Ever heard of the tool "expect"? Looks to me as if it would be perfect fit for scripting encfs.

'I AM TWEETING TRUTH TO POWER: AND YOU CAN'T STOP MY FACTS, MR PRESIDENT!'

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Re: Please make it stop

Dude, if you don't have anything to contribute, please refrain from polluting this comment section with your trash.

Thank you.

Adblock again beats publishers' Adblock-blocking attempts

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Advertisers and publishers need to talk directly to each other and come up with a solution that works for both sides of that equation, and which will not annoy or compromise us on the receiving end - and cut out the parasites currently sitting between them.

Perhaps a future business model for ads on computers is one that pays me, the reader/consumer/potential customer, for loading ads on my computer/phone/whatnot when I am requesting a web page. Then as soon as an ad has been loaded together with the requested web page, pass the money that is charged per that single view to me and I'll be a very happy reader/consumer/potential customer who will at times check the ads.

Make this an opt-in choice on a per domain base and I bet you a pint that less than 25% of the readers/consumers would refuse to load the ads and rather pocket a few quid per month. Everybody wins (advertisers and customers) and it is a fair process. People who do not want ads loaded on their systems will not get any and the others who opted in on some domains will get some cash from the web pages of their choice.

Hackers crack Liechtenstein banks, demand ransoms

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Headmaster

Re: Who's responsible?

"Maybe the ones who put their money in Lichtenstein..."

It is Liechtenstein.

Asda server glitch leaves customers without online shopping

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Pint

"[...] This country's going to be really fucked when something serious happens."

Thank you very much, indeed. Please have an upvote and a cold refreshment on me!

And I believe it is safe to add that this is true for all of Europe and the North American continent as well.

Donald Trump running insecure email servers

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Coat

Mine's the one with the Trump's email printouts in the pocket

"<drops mic and walks away>"

Wait, you forgot your coat! I'll get it for you. Is your's the one with the Clinton WikiLeaks printout in the pocket?

This speech recognition code is 'just as good' as a pro transcriber

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Thumb Up

Re: Ha Ha Ha - No really.

"Hey it's am cody's on 11:20 on Wednesday I need your help..."

This is just brilliant. Thanks for sharing!

On the other hand this is also a very sobering account of the current state of speech recognition in noisy environments (telephone line, bandwidth limited). What year is it again? 2016? Oh well.

Court finds GCHQ and MI5 engaged in illegal bulk data collection

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Thumb Up

So what?

Has anyone ever played the classic game Junta? This ruling reminds me of my favourite action card: "Students circulate petition condemning repression. No effect."

Student software finds new Minor Planet found way out beyond Pluto

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Coat

Trump visit?

"Could someone get Donald Trump interested, perhaps in an on site visit?" (typo corrected)

And while we are making plans for him, perhaps we can get him interested in moving his Balmedie golf resort to that iconic island on the edge of our solar system? Just think of the stunning views when you are teeing off on the ninth. An entrepreneur of his size would not want to miss out on a chance like this.

Wait, I'll get my coat, too.

A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?

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Pint

Re: Just trying to work out

"I'm one of those old fashioned people that prefer the food un-deconstructed, un-in-a-small-pile-on-an-interesting-plate"

Thank you very much indeed. I think we should have a proper beer with the meal. Cheers!

Leap second scheduled for New Year's Eve 2016

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Re: Leap seconds long predate LINUX

"I was tracking leap second announcements back in the 1960's."

It seems that you were then way ahead of the times. Leap seconds were introduced in 1972.

Linus Torvalds says ARM just doesn't look like beating Intel

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Pint

Re: "It's about time governments got involved and forced the market open."

> But . . . but . . the market auto-corrects itself !

> Doesn't it ?

Sir, I'll drink to that. And you shall have one, too.

NIST: People have given up on cybersecurity – it's too much hassle

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Linux

Re: Ditch Windows

> What about the games? And there's usually one or two things the casual users need that happen to be Windows-only from my experience, and WINE usually won't work on them, either.

So true. Setting up/running programs with Wine sucks. But never say die! Some genius came up with a very nice solution: playonlinux. Give it a try! It simply is brilliant.

Linus Torvalds admits 'buggy crap' made it into Linux 4.8

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Coat

Re: Mouse bug ?

> Back in 2007 - I think it was going from Fawn to Gibbon - I was hit by a very nasty and *incredibly* subtle bug. I was using GNOME

Stopped reading there. Could say your own fault but won't. Getting coat...

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Re: There is lots of BUG_ON() all over the place

In the old days (as in 1990s) BUG_ON() was meant to allow the kernel to boldly announce a situation that was not properly handled by any error handling code in the kernel. BUG_ON() essentially logs some status information and then halts the execution of all code in that machine rendering the machine unusable and leaving the user just the option to reboot the machine. Naturally a reboot could then trigger the same situation leading to BUG_ON() again. BUG_ON() could and should be avoided by better error handling code. If better error handling code is not possible there might be something wrong with the entire design of the code leading to the BUG_ON() call.

Top interview: Dr Patrick McCarthy – boss of the world's future largest optical telescope

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Re: This is what's it all about!

Since the mountain top has already been blasted into pieces and construction has begun it is too late to consider [wild life|ancient burial grounds|religious sites]. The project is on "go" no matter what. The Chilean government was in the past and still is very accommodating in that regard.

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