* Posts by PyroBrit

11 posts • joined 12 Sep 2016

I'm just not sure the computer works here – the energy is all wrong


Re: Ah, the carefree days of yore

I learnt the hard way when I bought my future wife a set of Jump leads for her car as a christmas present. 20 years later and the story is repeated to family and friends with much amusement.

The leads are still going strong too.

IBM to expunge over 500 people in latest redundo round



Yes I guess they could sack you and you lose your redundancy package.

BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'


Maintain your generators

Whilst working at a company in 2001 we had a total power failure to the building. Quite correctly, the UPS maintained the integrity of the server room and the backup generator started up as commanded.

Upon contacting the power company we were told it would be down for at least an hour. Our building services guy said we had fuel for the generator for 48 hours. Two hours later the generator dies.

Turns out the fuel gauge was stuck on full and the tank was close to empty. Dipsticks are your friend.

Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun


prefer Halt and Catch Fire

I gave up on Mr Robot half way through season 2.

However, Halt and Catch Fire is brilliant. I just had to break out a copy of MAME after watching the first couple of episodes.

Fire brigade called to free man's bits from titanium ring's grip



My wedding ring is Titanium and at the time of purchase, I had the choice of 99.99 pure Titanium or a Titanium Alloy.

I picked the pure Titanium as it is softer than the alloy and shouldn't be a problem for emergency services if I get into a situation requiring it's removal. It's certainly too small to go on my dick so the situation in the story shouldn't ever happen.

Fitbit picks up Pebble, throws Pebble as far as it can into the sea



I'm looking at the Vector Smartwatch with always on display and 30 days battery life between charges.

Barnet Council: Outsourcing deal with Capita has 'performance issues'


Re: libraries closing

Sounds exactly like my town. We have secured free parking after 3pm for the car parks but it's only a trial. All the shops seem to be charity shops too.

Hell desk thought PC fire report was a first-day-on-the-job prank


Re: so.. Back to briefcase

Many years ago I used to take a briefcase to work, partly because it was a birthday present from my parents and partly because it really was useful to carry my lunch and magazines to read. I also had quite a craving for cream cheese that comes in toothpaste style tubes and TUC biscuits.

One day I was rushing to get away from work to go to the pub only to find that a couple of my colleagues had squeezed cream cheese onto the handle of the briefcase and place the handle back down flat so you could not see the cheese. You can image the mess when I grabbed the handle to have cheese squeezing out between my fingers.

I of course arrived late to the pub and to much smirking and laughter from people around me. I know who you are even if at the time I did not acknowledge that I had been pranked.

Wi-Fi commuter fears


£50M ????

That's seems to be a lot of money wasted. I wonder how much was creamed off the budget to line the pockets of manglement types?

Safe browsing checks fail as 16,000 WordPress sites hacked this year


Re: Plugin Hell

+1 for Concrete 5.

Brexit makes life harder for an Internet of Things startup


CE = Chinese Export

Took me a while to realise it stood for something else other than Chinese Export.


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