* Posts by Korev

4935 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2016

Service desk tech saved consultancy Capita from VPN meltdown, got a smack for it

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Re: Not being paid to think

It was made very clear to us[0] that you'd only get a 2:2 (ie 50%) if you just regurgitated what the lecturers told you. I did an Erasmus year and it was a shock to see that in France you're marked on how much you recall.

[0] English uni in the late 90s, stuff may have changed!

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Re: Data missing

> If there's something wrong with the words "Capita Savior", then I didn't get it.

They missed the U out of saviour...

Havana Syndrome definitely (maybe) not caused by brain-scrambling energy weapons

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Re: Tinnitus

So heavy metal poisoning?

Amid the gloom of widespread layoffs, Fujitsu is hiring and acquiring

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The problem these days is so many roles are outsourced/offshore that if you're in the West then there are very few junior roles to get your career going

IBM teases AI-infused hybrid cloudy upgrade to z/OS - Bingo!

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Re: You're not kidding about the buzzwords!

From z/OS list celebrities?

Apple's outsourced Lightning cable plant in India goes up in flames

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Re: How to make a bean counter happy.

Yep, the compensation will come out of a "different cost centre"

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Re: Lightning cables?

The later versions of Firewire are actually faster than Lightning :)

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Re: Link?

You expect Apple to maintain two casing and I/O electronics variants just so they can continue to supply RoW with lightning sockets on their iThings, rather than standardising on USB-C for everyone?

Additionally, Lightning usually operates at USB2 speeds which is rather slow these days

Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

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Re: So many problems with this.

Payment dispute or outright error by loaner - car is automatically repossessed (self-repossessed? self-possessed?) despite owner being up to date on payments.

As someone who spent part of this morning dealing with a warning letter about an invoice that I'd already settled, I agree that incompetency on behalf of the debt issuer is a worry...

Twitter rewards remaining loyal staff by decimating them

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Re: It just got worse (again)

This article describes some of the things he said.

Biden wants chipmakers to provide childcare if they want billions in free money

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Re: Backwards

Shouldn't they just raise the requirement for the minimum wage, so that childcare becomes affordable for the workers?

And doesn't discriminate against the child-free (and less)

Pop open a cask: Homebrew version 4.0.0 is here

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A brew for Homebrew

Germany to court Indian IT talent – starting with easier visa application processes

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Re: "anyone who can speak English..."

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Backup tech felt the need – the need for speed. And pastries and Tomb Raider

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I think we've all worked with a Guillermo, and I think a lot of us have wished we never had worked with them in the end.

Are you trying to say guys like him are a disc head?

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...wished we never had worked with them in the end.

Indeed ...

... relax and play Tomb Raider on his PlayStation Portable?

I bet he was a Lara Croft of laughs though

Vodafone tests waters with 5G Raspberry Pi base station

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Re: IMSI Catcher or Stingray on a Budget

Have you seen who's outside? -->

Wipro tells freshers a job awaits - if they accept a lower salary than first offered

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Re: lakh

I think you'll find El Reg has standard units that supersede those antiquated ISO units...

How many HPE staff does it take to pay for one CEO? 271

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Re: With an ear to this morning's 'More or Less'

I wouldn't describe $17m as mean, rather very generous

Accidental WhatsApp account takeovers? It's a thing

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If a number is dead to WhatsApp then it eventually gets removed from the group. The issue here is when the number is given to someone else before this time elapses.

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Ugo was a long-time WhatsApp user in Switzerland with his account tied to his Swiss phone number.

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Note that this person seemed to be Italian, most/all messages were in Italian…

They do speak Italian in Switzerland too.

It's a beautiful part of the world (Ticino).

Marketing company chases Twitter for $7,000 over 'swag gift box for Elon'

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Re: Does Elon live off whisky cocktails and cheese?

pity the poor underling that explains to him that an unlimited supply of new socks might be too hard for phase one of the project.

I expect they'd be told to put a sock in it...

FTX is back in Japan, where users can withdraw fiat and crypto

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FTX is back in Japan, where users can withdraw fiat

How on all earth do you take a car out of a bank?

A tip for content filter evaluators: erase the list of sites you tested, don't share them on 100 PCs

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Re: Other ways to justify access

> I used to access playboy.com from work ... using lynx.

Lynx Africa?

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Re: mail filters

Scunthorpe is always a good one...

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Re: child filters

I'm sure that a 13 year old kid would be too big to fit through a filter...

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Re: Other ways to justify access

They actually published stories by Roald Dahl at one point too

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Re: Customers

Whilst at university, I vaguely knew a graphic designer who got a job working on the layout of these "speciality" publications, which he assumed was the ultimate job. It turns out he got bored of that kind of imagery very quickly...

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So how did you sweep that one under the carpet?

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Maybe this was long enough a go that there was only one account on each machine ie Windows 9x

Euro bit barn biz has hot prospect: immersion cooling for colo customers

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What about the weather, the rain-dear

Amazon mandates return to office for 300,000 corporate staff

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Re: Creepy

If you don't have friends outside of work and you only "bond" with people who are contractually forced to interact with you, have you not considered that you may have some sort of personality disorder?

Have you ever started work in a new place where you don't know anyone? Your colleagues are pretty much the first people you meet and many could become friends.

The other side of this is to think of "trailing spouses" in the expat communities whom often become bored and unhappy with little social contact.

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Re: Customer?

And if you pay VAT - which these influencers should be... HMRC require you to pay a third-party so you can use their software rather than directly enter your VAT data on HMRC's website...

I wonder how many of these influencers turn over enough to have to pay VAT.

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> Are two pedants a biped-ant? (and if so, what happened to its other 4 legs?)

They get to foot the tax bill...

White Castle collecting burger slingers' fingerprints looks like a $17B mistake

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Re: ..a gut-wrenching decision for White Castle's legal team..

The author was having some pun with funs...

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Top punnery

A pint for the author

Intruder alert: FBI tackles 'isolated' IT security breach

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Defence?

If the FBI's child pornography system have been compromised, could that mean that an enterprising defence lawyer defending a paedophile could claim the systems have been tampered with and that the evidence is invalid?

If you have a fan, and want this company to stay in business, bring it to IT now

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Re: air CON

Just for my own interest, what does one test flour for, and how?

Using equipment connected by a cereal port...

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Re: If companies don't keep their IT staff cool in summer, they shouldn't be surprised when...

Nice one Sir

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Re: Boo! Hiss!

Cheers!

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But everybody else was less than impressed by our actions and people bitched about it for a considerable time afterwards," Trent told On-Call.

So they weren't his fans then...

Unplug that Anker battery pack now: House blaze sparks recall

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Re: I keep my e-bike battery separate

I never have a problem with batteries on any of my bikes, mainly because they're bikes and they don't need them...

Oracle NetSuite datacenter plunges offline for a day, customers warned of data loss

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Re: 99.97% availablility in 12 months

TBH I'd be more concerned about half an hour of data going into the ether. At least when the system's down nothing can go missing...

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Re: Captain Scarlet reference

Did they use Thunderbird for email?

This app could block text-to-image AI models from ripping off artists

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Surely selling the art as an NFT would stop this...

Meet the new Citrix, same as the old Citrix – but hybrid

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Re: Same old Citrix

You can't teach an old dog new Ctririx

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Hsu opened by comparing Citrix's recent round of redundancies to a Formula One car's pit stop – having put on fresh tyres and topped up its tank, the machine is ready to accelerate.

What a horrible analogy...

Intel Sapphire Rapids workstation chips tout up to 56 cores, unlocked SKUs

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Re: 56 Cores

Or running lots of VMs?

Which could easily get IO bound -->

Uber strikes deals with Google and Oracle to cut datacenter dependence

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Re: This time next year

Do you think it'd be a good Fitbit for their business?

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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That's a Maverick opinion...

AWS puts datacenter in shipping container for the Pentagon

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Re: Highly original

I know they had a containerised[0] datacentre, I don't know if they were first

[0] Proper metal containers, none of this new-fangled Docker malarkey...