* Posts by Korev

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UK pensions dept hands Softcat £250M for Microsoft subscriptions

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I thought that UK Gov was supposed to be big on open formats and the like these days,

But, but the Office files are an ISO standard

Meta virtual reality interrupted by financial reality as thousands lose their jobs

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Meta's Year of Efficiency was preceded by 2022, a year of revenue decline (-4 percent) and rising costs (+22 percent), partly attributable to Apple's iOS privacy changes in 2021 that reduced Meta's ad targeting revenue by about $10 billion.

The social ad biz last year lost $13.7 billion in 2022 due to its Reality Labs group, which proved efficient in its extravagant spending.

I think there's a fairly obvious way forward here...

Child-devouring pothole will never hurt a BMW driver again

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Re: Tedious WARNING!

That'd be a time sink...

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Presumably the indicators used to show the car is avoiding the pot hole will be another extra...

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"It's certainly one of the worst potholes I've ever come across," said worker Paul Morris.

Could you get a car in it Mr Morris Minor?

Fujitsu bags £142M UK government work since Horizon probe announced

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Re: Thank you

PCPro also did some good work on the false paedophila allegations a few years ago, I don't know if they still do this kind of investigative journalism or not.*

* I used to subscribe to both magazines when I lived in the UK, but stopped after international postage costs started to get stupid

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Thank you

Thank you for publishing this.

Stories like these are the reason why we need UK IT media and why it's so sad that El Reg is now essentially American.

European datacenters worried they can't get cheap, reliable juice

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Re: Smells like bullshit

> An interesting point to note is that US businesses are much more likely to install their own generation capabilities to mitigate the low network reliability

My American colleagues all seem to have generators at home to protect against power cuts. I've never met anyone in Europe who's done this.

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Re: Standalone vs Integrated

I was on a tour of a Swiss university's new datacentre. One of the other visitors asked why they were doing with the heat, the host geek said that they wanted to do that, but the architects asked if they could say for sure that the systems in there would be similar in 20-30 years or so and of course the answer was no and the city is a bit less cold in winter...

Capita IT breach gets worse as Black Basta claims it's now selling off stolen data

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Re: "There is no suggestion of wrongdoing by Capita"

It'd be very interesting to see if there were any techies in Capita who spotted the problem and were then either ignored and/or not allowed to fix it. If that is the case then I'd say it would definitely be wrongdoing.

Intel axes Blockscale mining ASICs it brought out just in time for crypto winter

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Intel axes Blockscale mining ASICs

Intel makes running shoes? When did that happen?

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Could they sell the assets and put the money into Silicon Valley Bank?

FerretDB 1.0 offers fresh approach to open source document databases

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But is it webscale?

Sorry, but someone had to post it...

BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

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Re: we had

spend it at the overpriced outlets on offer

Ours is like that too. Anyone with any sense "buys" vouchers from there and then spends them in "normal" shops

OVH punts hybrid water and immersion cooling for high performance systems

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For this reason, OVH looked at capturing the heat at its source, putting a water block on top of the CPU (and later GPU), through which water circulates to absorb the heat, then it is extracted outside of the rack and ultimately outside of the building.

Especially for the AMD FirePro cards I guess...

America ain't exactly outlawing gas cars but it's steering hard into EVs

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Re: Distances

600 mile journey

Petrol car - driving time + 5 minutes refill time

Isn't taking only a five minute break on a ~ten hour journey rather dangerous?

If you make a more realistic comparison with your rapid recharge time, then twelve hours isn't much more than ten plus breaks...

Tupperware looking less airtight than you'd think

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Re: wait till they rot

Yeah, isn't the BOFH Way™ carpet and quicklime?

40% of IT security pros say they've been told not to report a data leak

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Re: Now I know why fast food is no longer fast

So you're saying they run on a wing and a prayer?

Take a 14-mile trip on an autonomous Scottish bus starting next month

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Re: Hope all algorithms are covered

I had something similar, for some reason the seats for elderly and disabled people aren't nearest the bus doors. I was attempting to move on the bus and the driver moved it suddenly meaning I ended up on a woman's lap who luckily was unharmed

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Or they do like the rest of the world seem to manage and have the passengers either buy a ticket from a machine at the bus stop or just use an app...

Turns out people don't like it when they suspect a machine's talking to them

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Re: Bing Knows

> Sent message. Does microsoft understand english?

The default on much of their software is "US English" so I guess not...

Pager hack faxed things up properly, again, and again, and again

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Whatever happened to Wang?

To take your question rather more literally than perhaps you meant, DDG just found a website with this beautiful phrase:

OK, gang — here it is, without apologies: A place to give and get information on the unkillable Wang® VS™, a line of computers that has persisted for over 32 years in this confused world of unix and client/server experiments.

Child hit by car among videos 'captured by Tesla vehicles, shared among staff'

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Re: We need stronger laws

The parents trauma from knowing that a video of their child getting hit was shared is the stuff of lawsuits that can override any EULA, certainly if a jury is involved.

The EULA was OKed by the owner of the Tesla, not the child's family.

Royal Mail wins worst April Fools' joke 2023

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Either way, perhaps they shouldn't be in that post any longer...

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I bet the staff are so pissed off that s/he needs chain mail armour

I wasn't sure if it was a mail or femail manager...

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Royal Mail said in a statement: "The poster was removed and the local manager has apologised.

I bet the staff are so pissed off that s/he needs chain mail armour

Cisco Moscow trashed offices as it quit Putin's putrid pariah state

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Re: Letting off steam.

I'm pretty sure everyone in the network business has wanted to put a hammer through a bit of Cisco kit in their time.

A hammer and sickle in Putin's case...

Criminal records office yanks web portal offline amid 'cyber security incident'

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We're not sure ACRO should be handing out security advice right now but in any case, it urged users to make sure they use "strong and unique passwords"

Even with a 1000 character-long random password, this wouldn't have helped if the miscreants had compromised the system and have access to some very sensitive data.

Having a unique password is always sensible though.

Benchmark a cloud PC? No way. Just trust us, they work, says Microsoft

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If the cloud VDI VMs were significantly faster than a "traditional" setup then I'm pretty sure there'd be Apple-esque hubris all over the place

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Re: Benchmarks are important sometimes..

I mostly agree, but not so much with The only use cases for Cloud are small firms with no in house IT Talent

Running stuff in the Cloud still requires skills, albeit it different ones. You obviously don't need the hardware people, but you still need people who know how to spin up VMs etc. The risks of getting things wrong are debatably higher too, as the number of "hacks" on S3 buckets shows.

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Re: Benchmarks are important sometimes..

A friend had a business who self-built some consumer-level PCs for running their tests. They got taken over by a company who'd standardised on Azure, apparently to match the speed of the PCs they built for a three figure sum, their new corporate overlords had to spend a five sum in Azure!

IBM, Kyndryl cut jobs even after cutting ties

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Re: 100 Kyndryl employees in Austin TX?

Good luck finding a new role in a better company

IBM shrinks z16 and LinuxONE systems into standard rack configs

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Re: LinuxONE Emperor 4

Superb David 132 -->

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Phwoaar see the AS400 on that

Bank rewrote ads for infosec jobs to stop scaring away women

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Autistic People too

I was at a talk about Autism yesterday and the "All the skills we can possibly think might be useful" style of job advert was mentioned as a barrier because Autistic people see the list as minimum requirements and then think they're not suitable.

Capita: Cyber-attack broke some of our IT systems

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WTF?

It's often said on here that the companies' previous performance isn't taken into account when things go out to tender

AI software helps astronomers deblur galaxies snapped by Earth telescopes

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Will they use Samsung phones?

Defunct comms link connected to nothing at a fire station – for 15 years

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Re: Money for nothing, it's the best

He's a Fire Engine for growth

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Re: Money for nothing, it's the best

It'd be interesting to see if he climbed the career ladder

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Re: Money for nothing, it's the best

I'm pleased they didn't fire him for just doing his job...

Ex-politico turned Meta hype man brands Metaverse 'new heart of computing'

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> Why would I want to wear a bucket on my head?

I thought you looked a bit pail

Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it

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> But what the discerning reader really wants to know is, where were Jane and Freddy?

They could help with the Bungled storage shutdown

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Re: So you could say...

He should file for damages...

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Sounds like a SCSI way to treat your employees to me.

You mean terminating them?

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He needed to fibre channel his anger somewhere...

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Rod stuck in the job long enough for the wheel to turn: a re-org or two later he was again asked to take on storage support, trained another group of colleagues, and watched them leave with the skills he had imparted on their CVs.

Looks like he had to leave to keep his SANity...

Virgin Orbit lays off 85% of staff as funding deal falters

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Cornwall Council "invested" £10 million into the Spaceport at the same time as cutting the Duchy's museum grants meaning it almost had to close and still faces an uncertain future. Hopefully the Cornish taxpayers will start asking some hard questions!

Looks Cornwall will have to go back to Wrecking at this rate -->

Psst! Infosec bigwigs: Wanna be head of security at HM Treasury for £50k?

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Re: Only reason to take the job

Like Crapita? That being the Crapita who only this morning had what could well be a cyberattack

One of the sad things about The Americanised Register these days is that you now have to read about stories like this in the mainstream press...

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Hmmm

I'm related to a psychiatric nurse who does cross fit and is rather big and strong. The cops dropped off one of their patients who'd "gone for a walk", took the handcuffs off, left as soon as they could and the patient saw the nurse as another figure of authority and floored him! I believe Vitamin H was served shortly afterwards...

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> Wonder if "snow-flake" is a gendered term?

How can a database be gendered?