* Posts by Korev

1822 posts • joined 26 Aug 2016

Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

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Re: Bigger may be better in the short term

Some think that people like that are dicks... At least you had the balls to say it

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Guess who's still most moaned about UK ISP... Rhymes with BorkBork

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Re: "31 complaints per 100,000 customers"

A very good point. I imagine there are a lot of people who think that their experience is "normal" and never bother to complain. Not to mention the people who don't have the time/inclination to escalate their complaint to the regulator...

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Gang way! Compsci geeks coming through! AI engine can finger fakes on social networks

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Different social networks for different things?

I deliberately keep my activity on social networks for different things. My Instagram has photos that I've taken, my FB is for keeping track of my friends, my Twitter is unrelenting HPC & geekiness. Consequently I probably have very different followers on each.

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Re: Interesting ...

I node someone would come up with a good pun

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Hop to it, bunnies: TaskRabbit breach means new passwords

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Was the Swedish House Mafia's purchase of Taskrabbit an admission that their stuff is sometimes impossible to put together?

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Pentagon sticks to its guns: Yep, we're going with a single cloud services provider

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Re: JEDI Cloud

Or maybe Regan's Star Wars programme will return

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Re: Co-CEO chats with current POTUS?

One major flaw to your plan - the players might survive as every golf course has a bunker...

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Three storage hardware devices, a cash raise and Oracle gets blocked

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Re: "Really? In the cameras themselves? That’s kind of hard to believe. "

If you're running some kind of cloud-based solution then it makes a lot of sense to push the processing the clients so they pay for the electricity and potentially lower the incoming bandwidth.

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Intel's security light bulb moment: Chips to recruit GPUs to scan memory for software nasties

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Re: On the other hand...

Mine's been sitting around for years twiddling its thumbs looking jealously at the Nvidia card that gets to do all the fun stuff. It'd be nice for it to be less bored...

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HPE donates 3 mini-supercomputers to UK universities boning up on Arm

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196 nodes / 4096 cores isn’t a huge system these days. The quickest university supercomputer in the UK (Cambridge) has 46k cores.

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'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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I hope all the Amazonians were grateful and you were properly rewarded -->

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The guys with round wheels were unbearably smug too....

the work of the devil them -->

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Pirate

In the late 90s there were a couple of cars in Truro, Cornwall which had email addresses printed in a very large font on. I guess they must have thought they were the coolest guys on the planet :)

As Penzance isn't far away -->

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Apple leak: If you leak from Apple, we'll have you arrested, says Apple

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Re: Another View

In the UK it'd be a "Civil" matter so the Cops wouldn't get involved*, but you'd get your behind sued off in count.

*I assume that this would be different for someone working for BAE Systems etc. working on Defence contracts

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UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫

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Re: Ever-shrinking menu options

Maybe they need to curry someone's favour

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In what could in no way be perceived as a publicity stunt, he said: "It’s becoming increasingly obvious that people spend too much time on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and struggle to control the compulsion.

You mean they're spending time doing things that don't involve going to "not as cheap as they used to be" pubs?

If they were really concerned they could put up a Faraday cage around each branch to stop people posting to social media from their pubs...

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Small UK firms laying fibre put BT's Openreach to shame – report

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Re: Rome wasn't built in a day

I wonder if more fibre would cure this blockage

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The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club

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There has to be a limit though...

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Trigonometry

Did they "Tan his hide"?

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UK defines Cyber DEFCON 1, 2 and 3, though of course doesn't call it that

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Re: shortform/acronyms

What happens if the bikini code is yellow & polkadot? I guess it'd only be teeny weeny so would be easy to miss...

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Was April 10th 'Add storage features to enterprise OSes day'?

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I'd expect you'd make to make a Mayday call if you did this

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It's April 2018, and we've had to sit on this Windows 10 Spring Creators Update headline for days

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Antipodean edition?

It's on the spring for the Northern hemisphere; why do they insist on misnaming it for the other half of the planet... And don't get me started on calling the previous update "fall" instead of autumn!

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El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Robot name

Any chance the robot could be called Lester in honour of the Great Hack who'd have loved this project?

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Facebook admits: Apps were given users' permission to go into their inboxes

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I don't think he'll be Turing human any time soon...

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Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted

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Re: Obscene? Nah.

I hope they never take their kids anywhere near here

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Yep, we should erect something to stop it happening

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Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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Virgin do in Upper Class too.

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Re: "They ship livestock in..." [the cargo hold of aircraft]

More the abrupt stop at the end of said descent

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Virgin used to have inflight massages and beauty "treatments" in Upper Class

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Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper

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Re: Not the worst of it

" anything with chunks of real chilli can get a bit "Chuck Berry""

Johnny Cash Shirley?

Yes, you're correct

A virtual pint for you -->

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Re: Nominative Determinism?

Naga suppositories will be a legal requirement for the over 50s.

Well, old people do like to overheat their homes; I guess this will stop them getting chilli

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Re: Not the worst of it

I find it's the other way round. If the heat is from sauces or powder then it's no problem on the way out; anything with chunks of real chilli can get a bit "Chuck Berry"

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Imagine you're having a CT scan and malware alters the radiation levels – it's doable

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Re: WannaCry was a wake-up call for healthcare

I don't think the OS matters in this scenario. It seems obvious to me that all these medical instrument controllers should be isolated from the rest of the network (with some proxy to get information like patient name in and the data out).

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Facepalm

Last autumn I stay in a hotel in Athens and decided that reading by the pool would be a nice way to spend an afternoon. I put my room key card on top of my Kindle which has a magnetic case; I ended up have to go to the reception in rather wet swimming gear to get back into my room...

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German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth

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Did the solicitors remove their briefs?

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Re: What happens in Sinsheim ..

Bavarian Frau? What's she München on?

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Police chief wants citizens to bring 'net oligarchs to heel

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Re: Actually

The Internet has a better record of uncovering Crime and Wrongdoing than PC Plod's

You mean like misidentifying the Boston Bomber?

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There's security – then there's barbed wire-laced pains in the arse

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HR Issue

I'm pleased to see that IT Security is seen in this article as an HR issue. Opening a door and letting a stranger with malicious intent would result in he/she being faced with disciplinary issues; I don't see how handing over your login to a webpage is any different...

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Cisco mess from 2017 becomes tool for state-sponsored infrastructure attacks and defacements

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Why do people have switches facing the Internet, shouldn't they be firewalled off?

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Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

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Childcatcher

"Poop" is an even more annoying word

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Birds can feel Earth's magnetic fields? Yeah, that might fly. Bioboffins find vital sense proteins

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Re: Magnetic Puns?

It's a steel!

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Wren they use this to help Robin houses, I think we should Thrush in to stop it...

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Strange, I thought they just winged it

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My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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Re: Real waves

Sort of glad I dont work there any more.

Helping out someone with a disability is surely a good thing though.

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Re: Reverse the polarity!

It's probably best not to mention alternating current at that point; it would probably Hertz their poor little brains...

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I know one person who trained themselves to use a mouse with their left hand (it took them a week, they tell me) so they could swap every hour.

I had some tendonitis in my fingers a few years ago from [computer] mice and also the automated pipettes in cell culture. I started switching hands quite often for both tasks which appeared to sort it.

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Re: bluetooth with Win10 is an iffy affair

USB? What is this trickery? PS/2* has much nicer round plugs...

*Seriously, my home keyboard has a PS/2 port, it was made in the days when keyboards didn't fall apart in a couple of seconds...

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Facebook can’t count, says Cambridge Analytica

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Some of the bots were granted permission by the "suckers" to have full access to their account which enabled the bots to go through their friends' profiles too.

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*Thunk* No worries, the UPS should spin up. Oh cool, it's in bypass mode

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Re: All your eggs in one voip

Reminds me of the time when a satellite office network failed.

Well, it's very hard to string fibre up into orbit.

Mine's the spacesuit -->

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