* Posts by vcayenne

8 posts • joined 23 Jul 2016

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

vcayenne
Coffee/keyboard

Re: has anyone else

Pity you tossed it - DeOxIt Fader F5 would have handled that "hard to depress and took their time to return" problem. I'm typing on a MacBook Pro keyboard that took half of a can of Coca Cola some months back. Paper towels and rotation/shaking to get as much out as possible immediately, then the alcohol. A week later I was at your stage and remembered that (from a client's years before) that it never goes away. Did some research and found the magic product that audio folk swear by for restoring the operation of gunned-up equipment faders. As I said, typing on it now…

Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

vcayenne

Wonder how this combat pudding would fare against dwarf bread?

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

vcayenne

Caught your eye, did it?

I'm thinking that if the Hand Solo "penetratable" caught your eye, your testing methodology's fundamentally misguided and you'll be needing a refresher on your guidance systems.

User left unable to type passwords after 'tropical island stress therapy'

vcayenne

Re: Government staff: need I say more?

My top question is also any variant on "Is our Internet down?" - while merrily bopping to music from on or another stream that's showing in another window or tab of the same browser! That an individual site may be experiencing problems while the rest of the web keeps on trucking is never considered.

Huawei mystery memo (and phone strategy) confirmed

vcayenne
Facepalm

I found myself bothered by the analyst quote and actually went to the referenced piece, only to find that he indeed wrote: "I remain unconvinced that Huawei does not have…". What a sorry (non-)command of language.

TV anchor says live on-air 'Alexa, order me a dollhouse' – guess what happens next

vcayenne

Re: "CONFIRM"

Did you just call The Librarian a chimp? Gods, you're for it now!

vcayenne

Re: @ Lee D

Ah, you're the guy who won't be able to jaunt…

She wants it. She needs it. Shall I give it to her or keep doing it by myself?

vcayenne

Re: Bah!

Oh God! I shudder in remembrance. I worked with an ICL 1902 -- 4 KB of core memory before an upgrade to 16 KB! No disks, just tapes. And, yes, GEORGE and EXEC…

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