* Posts by quxinot

845 publicly visible posts • joined 15 May 2016

Ring of fired: Amazon axes multiple workers who secretly snooped on netizens' surveillance camera footage

quxinot

Re: Why did they do it?

Personally, I'd want the option, mostly. If i'm too cheap or otherwise CBA to set up my own storage box, I can use theirs; fine. But when theirs inevitably goes down, or they decide to kill the service entirely (Here's looking at you, Google!), or my internet provider decides to take a week off?

I'm genuinely baffled why the manufacturers are trying to sell devices to people who are obviously security-concious and/or paranoid--and then not baking in secure options. You'd think that'd be like selling cars for people interested in personal transportation that cannot be started without having two neighbors and a representative from the company seated within?

Facebook to ban deepfake videos in posts and ads, sort of: Vids must be believable, made by AI, and not be parody

quxinot

Re: it if it’s being run as an ad.

They also are banning the wind from blowing.

We'll see just how well this goes for them.

If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again: Feds once again demand Apple unlock encrypted iPhones in yet another terrorism case

quxinot

Re: Deja-Vu All Over Again

Yep! It makes people think they're safer from spying if the feds are plainly having so much difficulty cracking a phone open to get at the data that they collected at a network level anyway.

Honestly it's just embarrassing. I wish they'd at least put a veneer of competence on. It's an awful feeling knowing that your taxes go to people that are that crap at their jobs.

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

quxinot
Pint

Re: Floppy drives

I can lose data without any magnetic interference at all. Don't know why everyone else has so much difficulty.

Google tightens the screw on 'less secure apps', will block most access from June 2020

quxinot

Re: Please...

I can't seem to get more than a couple of videos on Youtube before an ad (uninterruptable, natch)

YouTube has ads? Ublock Origin fixes that.

Microsoft: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, my PowerShell has gone RC

quxinot

Re: Santa's Hat caused offence.

Not punny.

You owe me a keyboard, sir.

How do you ascertain user acceptability if you keep killing off the users?

quxinot
Pint

Hooray!

A rant from Dabbsy. The perfect Christmas gift for all!

Brother, can you spare a dime: Flickr owner sends mass-email begging for subscriptions

quxinot
Pint

Re: CEO of SmugMug is currently really regretting his choice of company name.

Mister Dabbs? Is that you?

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

quxinot

Re: Capitulating?

"Crapitulating"

FTFY.

London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert

quxinot

Re: Bloody Adverts!

Ditto.

And no, I'm not feeding them, either. Stupid bastards ruin all they touch.

Admins sigh as Microsoft pushes Teams changes – let everyone play!

quxinot
Devil

Re: When we were kings...

Glad I'm not alone in that.

And only once did someone complain by comparing me to a 1930's dictator! They still didn't get access, of course. Figured I'd play the part. :)

Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?

quxinot

Re: Hmm, Google or chips...

Given a choice between those options, I'd go mad and become a chicken.

I'll live at your place. Bwaaaak!

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

quxinot

Re: Most people have nothing interesting to say on a regular basis.

Sturgeons law is optimistic.

Found on Mars: Alien insects... or whatever the hell this smudge is supposed to be, anyway

quxinot

Re: Rock

I only see the one. Doesn't it take two to tango?

(Or more, if you're having an epic night!)

123-Reg is at it again: Registrar charges chap for domains he didn’t order – and didn't want

quxinot

Repetitive much?

I think this article wins the award for repeating itself the most number of times on the Reg this year.

I hope the author wasn't paid by the word! This could have been two paragraphs long. The only reason to repeat yourself that many times is if you're trying to hit a minimum article length.... or if you assume your readers aren't bright enough to get it the first time. Yick.

We took a shot every time Qualcomm said 5G, AI or mobile gaming in its Snapdragon 865, 765 system-on-chip launch...

quxinot
Joke

Re: " 'desktop-level' performance"

Why not? A 386 was a desktop, after all. Then add in Windows 3.1......

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

quxinot

Re: No it's not. The Earth is a sphere.

I believe then that we must all agree that the Earth is in fact, cow-shaped.

No wonder Bezos wants to move industry into orbit: In space, no one can hear you* scream

quxinot

Re: 50 years from now...

The tampons will be packaged in a durable, aerodynamic casing. The effect I'd imagine would be similar to what Parisians experienced in the early '40s....

(Hopefully the tampons aren't the exploding prank style?)

(Further, that's an example of an item that really, really does require waterproof packaging. )

quxinot

Re: The space talk is interesting, but...

I suspect they're substituting 'serious accidents' for 'lost time accidents'. If the doc says to take a day off, or says to wait to see a specialist (common for back injuries, for example), that's a lost time accident. If it's serious or not is entirely a different matter, but that's how the reporting structure is configured.

When I worked in a warehouse for <various-non-Bezos-owned-companies> and had a minor tweak, I was very happy to have a day off. Thankfully I moved into a different field! Though I do wonder sometimes if I just traded physical stress for mental stress, and what damage that is slowly doing to my health.

From July, you better be Putin these Kremlin-approved apps on gadgets sold in Russia

quxinot

Re: will the user be able to uninstall Russian made software

To be completely honest, I suspect the entire thing is a redirect. Make a big show and a fuss, then back away from the proposed law.

In the meantime, it's already been done in another form, more quietly--I'd imagine network level, but possibly also at the device itself. And now everyone is more convinced that their phone is 'safe'. Gotcha!

Gospel according to HPE: And lo, on the 32,768th hour did thy SSD give up the ghost

quxinot

Re: "Remediate"????

Jesus saves, all others roll 4d8 for fire damage.

Apple's latest keyboard travels back in time to when they weren't crap

quxinot

>When can I get a laptop with a buckling spring keyboard?

It's a "b", and there's an "l" in that word.

I had to read it several times before I saw that.

To be more serious, I'd think some of the mid 80's luggables might qualify, though I couldn't find any in my comprehensive 18-second search.

quxinot

Re: Clodhopping Windoze users

>It’s true that the recent MBP keyboards are horribly susceptible to dust ingress, which is basically an unforgivable design error. But in all other respects I like my MBP keyboard. I type on it quite effortlessly. And gracefully!<

It's true that my car doesn't start most of the time and keeps leaking oil, which any knobface should have caught in preproduction. But in all other aspects, I love driving it, so effortlessly. And gracefully!

Function > *

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

quxinot
Gimp

A prostate exam is digital. Doesn't mean it's particularly good, does it?

(Tastes vary, of course.)

quxinot

Re: There’s a reason people say

After hearing the 701's in person, I must say that they were really, really overhyped. I don't know what their original pricing was like, but other speakers from the period (Mission, EPI) absolutely blow them out of the water, IMO. (A friend of mine collects hifi stuff from that period, and it's amazing how good some of it genuinely is!)

The later Bose systems with the tiny cubes dotted about and the sub in the corner.... No midrange. No clarity. Ugh. Works okay for a fairly hidden setup for the back half of a home theater surround setup, but past that I will give them no credit whatsoever.

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

quxinot

Re: Tiptoeing around the elephant in the room

Imagine the articles if Trump starts a Brexit-themed Storage-as-a-service startup, using Agile Devops for implementation.

Or not. I have a headache already.

quxinot

Re: Can anyone think of a chemical process?

That brings real teeth to the concept of having one's blood run cold.

Salesforce supremo Benioff buys Time magazine for $190m

quxinot

>Only for editions from the previous decade?

I was going to say... the ones necessary to supply said locales have already been printed.

In the 90's.

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

quxinot

Re: Sign me up!

A true BOFH would collect the fee first, then cause the infection.

Fixed.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

quxinot

Re: Unsubscribes

If it's a one-shot account, just make a new mail rule.

Upon incoming, fwd to all contacts.

Then just keep adding the contacts as they email you. (Clearly, don't do this on anything with repercussions, e.g., don't crash your own mail server, but still... spam for me? Spam for you!)

quxinot

Re: Where's the EU when you need them?

>I've sorted snail mail to a former tenant at my address by ringing the sender (after numerous returned mail with a note he no longer lived here) and telling them in future I would bill them a £10 handling charge and enforce it through the small claims court if unpaid. That stopped it.

The annoying people that think that the prior-prior-owners still use this address finally quit after I saved up a big pile of their biweekly pre-addressed, pre-paid envelopes and stuck them to the largest cardboard letters that I could send through the mail (asked the postman, who laughed and helped give me maximum dimensions). Needless to say, a less than polite phrase was returned to them one day in a pile of jumbled letters, along with a punctuation mark.

Then, and only then, did the letters cease coming here. It was a lot of fun, collecting the envelopes and planning that over the course of a few months. :)

quxinot

>no option but to kill it (the address, unfortunately, there being no way to kill LinkedIn)

TRY HARDER.

Or get more options. That was almost leading to a very happy place until you went all defeatist on us.

Hyphens of mass destruction: When a clumsy finger meant the end for hundreds of jobs

quxinot

Re: I had a narrow escape once

With the recent example of 'Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10?" showing that this is still the convention...

quxinot

Re: Nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

>I did debate whether a car analogy was best for this. Perhaps a better one would have been a steam engine versus a modern diesel generator.

Was at a tractor pulling event some years ago, for whatever arcane reason. Lots of highly-tuned and impressively powerful trucks and tractors running on diesel. They pull a sled that has a moveable weight on it and functionally becomes increasingly heavy/difficult load, with the idea being to pull it the longest distance. After watching awhile as each of these heavily modified machines pulled the sled varying distances and occasionally exploded in interesting fashion, someone decided to hook a late 1800's steam tractor to it.

While the trucks and tractors made a fair chunk of speed but not infrequently failed to go the full distance, the huffing and puffing steam engine simply ignored the load, putted to the end of the track slowly, and proceeded to turn around and return the sled to the starting point as if there was nothing behind it. I don't think it ever went much above walking pace, but it was a very interesting comparison, moving like God himself could not slow it down. Quite the display of using a cheetah vs an elephant!

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

quxinot

Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

If it's deactivated, it's no longer a weapon.

Well, outside of being used as a bludgeon, say.

WTAF?

ZTE Nubia Z20: It's £499. It's a great phone. Buy it. Or don't. We don't care

quxinot

Re: But fuck it. It's £499. You could do worse

> they can ship with dodgy software. It's best to reflash them with an OEM image.

So....er.... install the dodgy software you're already aware of?

Screw that. LinneageOS or you're being a bit silly.

OPPO's Reno 2, aka 'Baby Shark', joins the deepening pool of high-spec midranger mobes

quxinot

Re: And at £449, it's nothing short of a bargain.

I would love to know what the reviewer was drinking when this article was written.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

quxinot

Re: "Microsoft scammers"

Said it before, will say it again:

Once you've gotten them that far, ensure that you get their ip address so you can 'open the firewall' or similar excuse.....

... Don't those DDoS-as-a-service folks do free trials? :)

The worst I've done to one was allow him to play around in a specially-built VM, which was running a small script that bumped the mouse and hit tab fairly regularly. Sadly I started giggling after a few minutes and the game was over :(

quxinot

Re: for not including a photograph of him in a mini-skirt.

Gonna sleep great tonight.

Thanks.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

quxinot

Re: Could this reduce friction?

>Depends how often you can sweep back with more lasers. In fact, forget the hydrophobia, just blast a plasma field in front of you through the water... shouldn't take more than a few terrawatts per meter of travel. ;)

That would (briefly, perhaps) also solve rising sea levels. Though we'd have dramatically more clouds in the sky.

Intel insists Xeon vs Epyc benchmark fight was fair, amends speed test claims anyway

quxinot

Re: hahahah Intel 9282

Doesn't matter, they won't be hitting significant yields with it anyhow.

It's the same reason that a car manufacturer produces halo cars with insane power while knowing that they may wind up losing money on them--produce very limited numbers for bragging rights, and then the marketdroids can make comparisons which make zero sense to anyone with a whit of common sense. Sadly, common sense and purchasing power are seemingly inversely proprotional, so this does work.

I'd love to see comparisons based on initial cost, TCO at a given load, or even per-cycle over time (or for a given wattage, both specified and measured). That's a lot, lot more difficult to do well, and can wind up putting you in the weird place that AMD was with their rating system a few years ago--the chips didn't clock for a damn, but they had great performance per-cycle, so an Athlon 3000+ clocked at 2167 and average punters assumed 3ghz, the slightly knowlegeable were annoyed at the marketing, and enthusiasts only saw those speeds when their overclocks failed and the BIOS reverted to stock settings.

What is this, 1989? Laplink is still a thing and wants to help with Windows 7 migrations

quxinot

When I migrate to a new computer, honestly I don't want to bring along the old stuff exactly how it was. Part of the joy of a new machine is getting some of the cruft cleaned out, and tweaking things to work differently (which, in fairness, is not always the 'better' at which I was aiming!).

I've had to rely on a NAS for so very long that there's not much on my computers though. With Win9x's legendary stability and a penchant for slightly sketchy overclocking, I learned early on to store everything remotely if possible. It means that swapping machines or OS installs is significantly easier, though.

Boffins hand in their homework on Voyager 2's first readings from beyond Solar System

quxinot

Re: Gravity shmavity

Missed the easy one there.

If you've placed magnets into a bag, the clumping force is attracting them--it's coming from the bag. If you did the same thing with say, glass marbles, they would be clumped at the bottom of the bag as well, as they can't get out of the bag. Using a large (flat) table or the like would be more accurate way to demonstrate 3D space in 2D.

Of course, if you did it without a bag or table, what you'd end up with is just a mess. And then you'd have to clean up all the magnets.

Phew! All that competition in the US mobile industry was exhausting. Thank God for the FCC, am I right?

quxinot

Re: Doom and gloom and somewhat slanted

>However Sprint has been teetering on bankruptcy for a long time, and SoftBank has been looking to offload it because of the cash burning for a while. T-Mobile USA hasn't actually been flush with cash either.<

That's what competition does. The alternative is both companies doing really well and having buckets of available capital---which came from where? Yep.

Companies should be lean and mean. It means they have competition. When they don't, it's the customers getting soaked and generally getting poor service.

Aw, bad day at your air-conditioned, somewhat clean desk? Try shifting a 40-tonne fatberg

quxinot

Re: From experience ...

Gardyloo!

Cubans launching sonic attacks on US embassy? Not what we're hearing, say medical boffins

quxinot

Re: Experimenting with Low Frequencies

For loud bass sonic exposure, go to a dragstrip when there is a supercharged ('blown') nitromethane class running--either Funny Car or Top Fuel. There are louder man-made things in the world, but it's a very, very short list.

It feels as if the sound grabs you by the air in your lungs and gives you a good shaking. Engineering sorts and people who like interesting experiences should definitely go and see the show.

Republican senators shoot down a triple whammy of proposed election security laws

quxinot

Re: Snouts in the Trough

Rather than drawing our politicans by party lines, it'd be nice if we could get it enshrined in law that they simply have to wear shirts displaying their sponsorship, with larger logos based on larger funding. I have a mental image of congress looking like a NASCAR driver's meeting...

(I also have an image of Ajit Pai unable to stand under the weight of a billboard strapped to him.)

quxinot

Re: BWAHAHAHA

Thank you. Beat me to it.

Apple chief Tim Cook ascends to top of tech pantheon on Chinese biz school's advisory board

quxinot

Re: Oh dear

There's a joke someplace here about adding a small (lowercase) 'i', too, but it's not coming up for me....

Not LibreOffice too? Beloved open-source suite latest to fall victim to the curse of Catalina

quxinot

I thought we had to stop calling it GIMP because it was offensive to cripples?

So clearly it's not been gimped. It's been glimpsed. (Sigh.)