* Posts by quxinot

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Have to use SMB 1.0? Windows 10 April 2018 Update says NO

quxinot

Re: Fix it, don't disable it

Rather than using excessive caps, why not let the force of your words alone provide the weight you're looking for?

You may as well be using emoji to make a strong point.

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USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

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Re: Where do you want to go tomorrow?

>Don't go to Venus. It's horrible.<

But physics calculations give us an idea of what flight there would be like. The upshot is: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.

.....

Venus is a terrible place.

--Randall Munroe, XKCD's What-if "Interplanetary Cessna"

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Nadella tells worried GitHub devs: Judge us by our actions

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"Judge us by our actions"

That's why there's so many people making local backups and looking for an alternative, sir.

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You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

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Joke

>I guess more emojis are needed because people can't write anymore? Pretty soon they're will probably be a Twitter for just emojis and no text.<

It worked for the Egyptians for a good long while!

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German court snubs ICANN's bid to compel registrar to slurp up data

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>And then have Elon Musk put the whole works on the test launch of the BFR.<

Why bother wasting payload space? Just set them on the launchpad next to it, that'll work just as well.

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As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Can't have it both ways, guys.

You can't say "[all] journalists do [x,y,z]" and follow that with "the media is not a coherent whole".

More importantly, real journalism is being crowded out by movements (directed or undirected) found on various social media. Which means that non-journalists are having more say that winds up in the media--the media is not just what journalists write/say anymore.

Seems like most of the time, the proper media winds up just reporting on the actions of people online, anymore. For example, this article.

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Off with e's head: E-cig explosion causes first vaping death

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Re: "Surprisingly common"

>In the same way that you don't just walk into a Yamaha dealer and buy a Kawasaki Ninja H2R without...<

Wouldn't you go to a Kawasaki dealer instead? Also, the H2R was limited production and not street-legal (at least here). But any 1000cc sportbike should comfortably clear 150mph, so the rest stands up nicely.

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Pointless US Congress net neutrality vote will take place tomorrow!

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Re: One good thing

This has been a refreshingly accurate view of politics in action.

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NASA dusts off FORTRAN manual, revives 20-year-old data on Ganymede

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Re: Computing power...

>Of course, one might try using a Raspberry Pi for the computing, as it has close to the same power as an original VAX.

Okay, that's it. Now I want a paper tape reader for a PiZero.

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Firefox to feature sponsored content as of next week

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Re: I hadn't realised what Pocket was

I wish there was an easier way to do a new-install configuration. Install these extensions, disable this that and the other, and change the UI in the following ways.

It seems like the more configuring I have to manually do after installing a product, the less I wind up liking it. When I first installed Mint with MATE, I think I made three whole changes.... contrast with spending longer doing config changes on XP than the install and patching process took! (Until I discovered nlite and made a really good install image, anyhow... but that's now years ago.)

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Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

quxinot

Re: Heads->roll.

All it takes is an accident during the knighting...

Is a sneeze an accident?

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Academics: Shutting down Facebook API damages research, oversight, competition

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Posted without comment

".....signed by around 30 internet academics"

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UK's Department of Fun seeks data strategy head – experience not needed

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Nah, if you can hit the first three, you've definitely figured the 4th out.

And can likely add "miracle worker" to your CV.

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Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

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Re: Lock makers that you can trust?

> plus the fact it's a pain in the ass to deal with a garage door opener on a motorcycle.<

Wire a spare opener onto the motorcycle and use an addon switch (PMR makes some nice ones).

Arguably insecure if the bike is stolen, but to be fair if your car is stolen and has an opener in it, you're in the same boat as far as having an opener floating around out there.

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Oh, baby! Newborn-care website leaves database of medics wide open

quxinot

Re: "own up to your mistakes"

Several thousand years of history argues otherwise.

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BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

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Re: Yeah right

>VOIP doesn't need much bandwidth at all, a few tens of kilobits/second if that.<

Depends on if you want it to be understandable and of decent quality or not. I'm sure that they'll immediately turn down the bitrate into single digits so that all conversations are along the lines of talking to Charlie Brown's teachers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

I know VOIP is better than it was some years ago, but it certainly seems that overall phone call quality has gone dramatically down over the years.

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Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

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Re: Cock size

>I know a guy with a 12" penis, but he doesn't use it as a rule.<

https://xkcd.com/532/

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>Anyone choosing a marque that displays 4 cock rings on their grille as a warning to other road users has clearly not thought through their choice of car.<

Terrifyingly, my wife just bought an Audi.

Oh dear.

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What most people think it looks like when you change router's admin password, apparently

quxinot

Re: At the risk of becoming tiresome...

Analogy police: Your car having a flat tire is much more potentially likely to kill someone compared against your router having default credentials.

Your car handling unpredictably can kill someone important.

Your router being hacked is likely to screw you, mostly. Arguably it could be used in a DDoS someplace, but that's less likely than various other devices (baby monitor cameras for example), and it's unlikely anyone could die.

I change my passwords (sometimes not very well, depending on how important it actually is... often a stickynote on the bottom has the non-default password sharpie'd into it) on everything. But when it comes to my car, my wife's car, or my motorbikes? I make quite sure that I'm not likely to go out and commit suicide or manslaughter.

If dying is anything like being injured, it hurts, and that isn't any fun. Don't like that much.

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Mark Duckerberg: Second Congressional grilling sees boss dodge questions like a pro

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Wish I was in MI.

I could vote for that person.

Nevermind party lines and such, that's the sort of thing that should be rewarded. While the red and blue divy up a narrow band in the middle and shout, there's a black area waaaayyy over there that we all agree on, and that's where the questions were coming from. Politics and law needs more of the stuff that anyone can agree on for a basis, not minor stuff that precisely splits us.

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Google's not-Linux OS documentation cracks box open at last

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impress me

Lets see this little open source trinket get installed as an option against Android. If it closes the way to help get end-users root access, then we're there. Actually, if I can have root control straight out of the box, I'm not bothered all that much on which it is. As misquoted from Pitr: "God, root, what is the difference?"

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Skype for Business has nasty habit of closing down… for business

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Re: bollocks

Imagine if you could run a 1980's application that was built to run fast with a minimal footprint. No tinsel, no buttons that change color on a mouseover....

...but it'd run like hell.

Sadly this can be applied to almost any application anymore, it seems. Sucks that our computers are a comfortable thousand times faster, but are slower to the actual end-user.

(Yes, much of this is drive speed, and yet, it still does stand.)

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My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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>The thing these neurotic hypochondriacs who claim to "suffer" from this sort of EM sensitivity need the most is a psychiatrist, not a sys admin :)<

A psychiatrist will have ECT, which is nearly as good but not as satisfying as a cattleprod. Thus, a good sysadmin will be more effective in treating the problem.

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Take the dashboard too literally and your brains might end up all over it

quxinot

Re: Oil Pressure Gauge ?

As I recall, the NB series of MX-5/Miata (1998-2005ish? The first ones that lost pop-up headlamps) rather than having a proper sensor for the oil pressure, just had a binary sensor instead. It's a fairly common thing for enthusiasts to replace it so that they can see what their oil pressure actually is doing.

The earlier, NA models (89-97) had a proper sender. Many people assumed it was a cost savings when they did the redesign.

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You must be yolking: English pub to launch eggstravagent Yorkshire pudding

quxinot

Re: Bloody southerners.

>North of the Mason-Dixon line, so Northeners.

>

>Hell, everyone in Europe - and on your island - is on the wrong side of the line.

Oh hush, you lost the war.

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A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

quxinot

Re: "Phone makers had banked they could compensate for slowing volume by pushing up prices"

I think more than each of us complaining that we want a removable battery, dual sims, racing stripes, or whatever, step back a little. What we want is choice, more than anything else. My needs are not your needs are not his needs are not hers..... And yet, every bloody phone is almost exactly the same. There's little to no variety in the market, once you brush aside some of the tinsel that adds no real functionality to the products.

Personally, I want my old S4, but updated with more memory, more cpu, and a better camera--I like having a 3.5 headphone jack, a SD slot, and a removable/upgradeable battery. This isn't the phone for everyone, but the one for me.

Also, what's becoming higher and higher on my list of requirements is root access. It's MY device, not anyone elses, and I'd like the control over the software that runs on the @W#$%@!# thing!

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Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo

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>> For some reason I assumed the UK was 60Hz.

>You probably also think we use inches.

And have speed limits set in MPH. Go figure, eh?

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UK's Dyson to vacuum up 300 staffers for its electric car division

quxinot

Re: Dyson ain't quite wot it used-er to be

^

Failure to chooch, and not skookum.

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Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

quxinot

Re: Ghostbusters

Holy crap. I never knew that Holy Water was homeopathic....

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BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

quxinot
Pint

Re: Call centres and the concept of purgatory

That was a rant worthy of a bastard himself. Have a beer, you need it.

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Big data fitness plan: What's the deal with DX?

quxinot

Or DX## from DirectX.

Oh joy, the latest idiotic marketing buzzword. Hopefully this one passes over soon, because it's going to be irritating while it's around.

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HomePod, you say? Sex sex sex, that's all you think about

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Re: List of side effects

"Naturally I scanned down to side effects beginning with "N" (for Nosebleeds).

Sure enough "Nosebleeds" was listed, fourth one down on the list of side effects beginning with "N"."

You're lucky it wasn't listed as "epistaxis", as most people wouldn't know to find it as that.

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We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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Re: best "to buy a really old car that isn't super-connected"

>Basically a VW-branded OBD bluetooth dongle<

If it was OBD, just unplug it. It's next to your knee.

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quxinot

Re: Software solves anything!

The last carb'd car that i'm aware of was sold in 1993 or so. So it's been 25 years.

That said, a well-tuned carb gets fine mileage and the emissions aren't much an issue after it's warm (which is 95% of when emissions happen on any engine... cold motors don't burn fuel very well, and cold cats don't cat [?] very well).

Of course, while you're paying a huge premium for EFI and multiple catalytic converters, notice that giant semi next to you, the commercial delivery truck, that has effectively an open exhaust and blasts soot everytime the light goes green? Yep! Just like the catalytic converters on airplanes and container ships....

But more importantly, if we'd stop shrieking that the car was the end of the environment, we'd realize that things like cows and coal-fired powerplants are a bigger issue by far.

No one wants to hear the right answer (and so I'm about to get massively downvoted) but STOP MAKING MORE PEOPLE. WE HAVE ENOUGH HUMANS TO GO AROUND. And that'll solve basically any eco-disaster-headline-maker you can come up with finding. Seven and a half billion people is too many.

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quxinot

Re: Another solution for a new car:

It is possible to buy a newish car (inside the past ten years) that doesn't have always-on communication to the mothership.

It is not possible to do that with a phone, say. This is why phone buyers will put up with that crap, and suprising number of car consumers will not.

Plus, having someone look at my texts without my consent is likely to cause them giggles/boredom, but having someone look over my speedometer without my consent is likely to cause me jail time.

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Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Re: some people may find this appealing

To be fair, a very easy and comfortable way to figure out what an unsolicited email is like is to look at what's in it as far as flash, html, and such.

if there's any, it's crap.

If it's text, it might be important.

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Winter is coming for AI. Fortunately, non-sci-fi definitions are actually doing worthwhile stuff

quxinot

Re: We still haven't solved the very first problem

Sadly Turing was a man before his time, and was treated rather poorly for what we consider today to be pretty dumb reasons. He isn't alone in being beaten down by the "normal" people of the time.

(Eppur si muove.)

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No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

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Joke

Re: Iconic

Enemantary my dear Watson.

FTFY.

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The Register Lecture: What will drive our cars when the combustion engine dies

quxinot

Don't care.

I'll be dead by then.

Thank god.

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No, Windows 10 hasn’t beaten Windows 7’s market share. Not for sure, anyway

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Pint

Re: "to not sell a PC without an OS"

"That practice was quashed long ago. MS did in the 1990s, it can't do it now without facing antitrust issues, especially in EU. It's 2018, update your sources - things change, in 25 years."

I do not quibble with your statement.

But I'm aghast at you pointing out that 1993 was 25 years ago. When did I get so old?

I need a beer. Or ten.

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quxinot

Re: And they were so close...

"Whenever you see the word "virtually", remember that it means "not really"."

Thank you.

When that statement can be written as "none -- verifiably" then we'll start talking about making the UI and update process something usable.

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California Senate OKs net neutrality law, gives FCC cold hard long stare

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Joke

Re: Frontier claims 768Kbps is broadband

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Re: Frontier claims 768Kbps is broadband

Also K is higher in the alphabet than G so is clearly better.

"

Oh, this is easy then. I'd like a Ybps connection (yottabyte). Hop to it, telcos!

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Lenovo literally has a screw loose – so it's recalled flagship Carbon X1 ThinkPads

quxinot

Re: Fault analysis undertaken and fix identified

If you're using blue loctite on screws that small, you're doing it wrong. Purple is the stuff you're looking for.

The factory-applied blue stuff is actually a plastic that's melted with some ugly solvents so that it can be machine-applied to fasteners and allowed to dry. That way you don't end up with assembly workers putting the wrong amount on, and they don't get glued to the conveyor.

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Joke

Sounds like someone at the factory was just screwing around and it got out of control.

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Boffins crack smartphone location tracking – even if you've turned off the GPS

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Pint

Re: Curious...

"You sure that's barometer and not bar-o-meter, the pub crawl app?"

Can't tell. The screen's all blurry....

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Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

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....

I hate all of you.

You prevented me from making a joke along the lines of "that reminds me of my ex..."

Bastards.

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US broadband is scarce, slow and expensive. 'Great!' says the FCC

quxinot

Re: report finds agency actions have restored progress

>And black is white, good is evil, etc. What's it going to take to restore honest government to the U.S.?

Higest bidder. Same as always.

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Ballmer once yelled: Developers, developers! Today it would be: Docs! Support! Certificates!

quxinot

Re: Programmer, not developer...

Stop faffing around with the UI, then.

That'll save you 90% of your workload.

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