* Posts by Baldy50

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A plumber with a blowtorch is the enemy of the data centre

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The fault lies with the 'plumber' as he would have smelt the burning plastic and should have stopped immediately and informed someone of his mistake.

He should have also checked beforehand of what other services are in the pre-fab, he could have damaged mains cables as well and burnt the whole place down.

Most good plumbers will have a fibre glass composite heat resistant pad with them to stop damage to wooden beams and electrical cables close to the places they need to use a blow torch, so the company unfreezing the pipes should get a bill for the damage they've caused.

A stern warning from HSE about putting lives and property in danger, I've worked in a couple pre-fabs using free standing gas heaters to keep the place warm!

If you've ever seen a 15Kg gas bottle go bang you'll know what I mean.

London's Francis Crick Institute will house 1,250 cancer-fighting boffins

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A lot of extra useless, pointless work has gone into that building.

All the extra steelwork, that roof, not aesthetically pleasing to my eye and must have increased the cost tremendously, the statue gets my approval though.

They could have gone with an eco friendly roof full of grass and flowers, the bees would love it.

That Public Health study? No, it didn't say 'don't do chemo'

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Re: It's not only the press

I helped look after my father after finding out suddenly without any warning that he was diagnosed with cancer, lining the lungs and a large tumour on his liver.

He just was in serious pain one day out of the blue, like I said no warning signs at all and the scariest bit of all.

The therapy went on for more than a year and the cancer was just about beaten, his health and weight suffered and looked a lot older than before but the prognosis was good and would have to endure two or three more treatments before a review and probable remission.

He wasn't able to have the next treatment but instead had a blood transfusion and told to rest for now, eat well etc.

The next month he started the last phase of chemotherapy and unknowing to us had become weary of the after effects, drinking loads of water and taking the after medication to flush out the chemicals.

Well he was fed up with going the loo for a pee all night and had stopped taking them.

We'd all got into a routine over the course of time and never thought he would be so stubborn like this.

So basically when his abdomen bloated and he was in pain a trip to A&E and telling the doctor what his condition was, his first question was about the after medication.

He confessed what he had done and we had to tell him his liver and kidneys were gone, three days later so was he.

So chemotherapy is very hard on the body we'd all agree but how many deaths are the result of the patient being stubborn?

I don't know but could have had my father around for many more years, I think he just got tired of it all.

When the oncology department rang up a few months later to schedule an appointment and check up were very surprised to hear the news, I told them what had happened, thanked them for their help and they said this does happen sometimes, it's not your fault.

The article the reg reports on could do a massive amount of harm and suffering, he was originally given weeks to live and without the treatment would have had no chance at all.

SETI searchers: We still haven't found what we're looking for

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Cloaked?

I don't think a launch into orbit would be missed by government agencies, so someone must have known it was up there apart from the Russians.

Patch now: Apple emits fix for Pegasus spyware bugs in OS X, Safari

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Re: What' comes in threes and eats apples for breakfast

SNAP!

EU 'net neutrality' may stop ISPs from blocking child abuse material

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Re: Scope

'Will they be obliged to lift those restrictions so that I'm free to look at pictures of women without their vests on?'

VEST! I think she should keep it on too.

I think it's their Wi-Fi so they'll continue to manage the system the way their company policy dictates on matters such as these.

Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

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Re: This:

Down vote for talking bollocks!

'Of course the UK has a long history of being the troublemaker in Europe, the UK leaving will probably minimise disruption for the other countries who are committed.' Committed as into a mental hospital?

Recent polls of UE citizens show high levels of dissatisfaction within the EU zone.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/06/07/beyond-britain-dissatisfaction-with-e-u-spreads/

What century do you think you are you living in BTW? Just curious.

The UK compared to other countries in the world today or in the past has never been far right wing and historically movements have even been outlawed when they posed a threat, we collectively as a people won't stand for that mentality, but will fight for our dignity, security, jobs and way of life, call it being a bit more nationalistic just like the French are and If anything the UK has helped prop up the EU and IMF.

Rant over.

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Re: I don't get it.

With regards to renegotiating a deal as an outsider, the EU has in place trade deals in with fifty non EU countries, so if Mexico can strike a deal and pay nothing in then so should we.

I hope May does a Thatcher on them at the negotiating table and I'd love to see Farage their too, he probably knows the workings of the EU better than any UK MP!

I suspect Tim Cook as many other business leaders supported the remain campaign, well you got something big enough to stand up to you and the EU is correct on this issue of a seriously dodgy tax arrangement.

Lagarde and the IMF also supported remain and she pays no tax whatsoever on her salary of over 300K Euros.

It's always good to see bureaucracy work for a change especially against huge corporations like Apple, wonder who's next!

Ireland taxman: Apple got NO favours from us, at all, at all

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Re: See the needfor US tax reform

But does it annoy you as an individual paying say 20% tax and a multi billion dollar company not when their employees are?

It's quite possible the employees of Apple pay more globally than they do!

Then there's the wealthy shareholders probably having the dividends going straight into a offshore tax haven and paying little or no tax either?

Stinks.

71,000 Minecraft World Map accounts leaked online after 'hack'

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Re: Correct Horse...

So does this pass the test?

The first seven characters are from a previously owned vehicles reg plate and the last two stand for shit car!

I do this with a few of my passwords and remember them because the vehicle was memorable in some way.

Mc04dYtSC

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

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Re: Socialism?

Have another comrade!

Does anybody believe anything that comes out of his mouth?

$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

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Re: EBay

You could use one of those roll up keyboards? Don't know if they are any good.

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

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Re: Particularly interesting...

Wonder if the UK would offer them a deal after brexit?

Replacing humans with robots in your factories? Hold on just a sec

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Asimov.

Hope they have the three laws!

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

SETI Institute damps down 'wow!' signal report from Russia

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Re: Paging Mr. Niven...

A transmission of four seconds, so just a quick text to the lead ship saying "Keep away from that blue planet!" Few!

Microsoft redfaced after Bing translation cockup enrages Saudis

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Unhappy

Google gets it right!

Prissy Daesh bags!

Reports: Autopilot will go on strike if you're not paying attention

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Electronic rumble strip!

Good follow up to the subject and makes sense, people can't be trusted.

European roads and some drivers are bad enough, It’ll be a long time before it works in Russia or a few other places around world where they seem to have a death wish or just bat shit crazy and think the accelerator pedal is an on off switch.

Uber lost $7m a DAY in the first half of this year

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Re: Make it up in volume!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/uber-driver-takes-sleeping-woman-on-35mile-detour-across-london-a3331746.html

Well that's one way to beef up the profits!

Edit:- The pic, red eye FFS!

Has no one at the standard heard about PS or Picasa even to get rid of flash photography problems?

Still she looks OK even as something out of the Omen, maybe not the hat though!

cicret bracelets

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Still like the idea but a Trek style communicator pinned to my shirt would be nice too!

Facebook replaces human editors with McChicken romping, Fox News faking AI bots

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'The hashtag was trending because an unnamed individual (who is in need of serious psychiatric help) filmed himself taking McDonald's slogan of "I'm lovin' it" a bit too seriously and apparently enjoyed an intimate and vigorous relationship with a fast-food sandwich (NSFW video here).'

ROTFLMAO.

Thank you very much I'd have never come across this without your help and although found it very strange and amusing to a degree don't really need your help in finding things on the net that require any more mind bleach than I already need after a bit of surfing, but ta anyway just what I needed at 12.20, goodnight fellow sicko's!

Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

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Re: Barking up the wrong tree?

'So are these EU boffins really acting on the behalf of the citizens here? I have some serious doubts about that.'

Me too! Considering a shit load of them are fiddling their taxes too and some paying beggar all.

Tim Cook trousers $135m in Apple shares

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Re: One day the tide will turn...

Companies view making less profit than the year before as a loss which it clearly isn't and the shareholders always want up not steady.

If you buy a pair of £8 quid jeans at Primark made in a foreign sweat shop of course or a designer pair with a 1200 % mark up cos some celebrity has endorsed them, don't be surprised that they're made in the same or similar sweat shop and some greedy pigs are laughing their heads off at consumer vanity.

UK watchdog: You. Facebook. Get over here now. This WhatsApp privacy update. Explain

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I doubt it!

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com

http://10minutemail.com

Just imagine how much fun you could have if you could be bothered.

Apple sued over shoddy iPhone touchscreens

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Probably too busy patching those jailbreak vulns they found last week and if there’s any more.

Having offended everyone else in the world, Linus Torvalds calls own lawyers a 'nasty festering disease'

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I'd be mister angry too, 25 years of giving so much and does any PC manufacturer or any PC sales outfit have a machine on display for sale boasting Linux's merits? NO!

Fine modify the code for all your smart phones and tablets, use server editions to run your businesses successfully.

If half of the machines sold with Windows and Mac OS's installed on it were sold with a Linux distro on it instead, just how much revenue would have been put back into developing new software and into the Linux kernel itself?

Congratulations Mr Torvald you have created the wheel but the people selling the carts with two poles dragging along the ground give us a good commission so f off. We're putting it around that the horses go mad at those spinney things and you'll lose all that your transporting when they bolt!

Can't decide who would go first though and would have to flip a coin Lawyers/politicians, heads/tails, tails/heads?

IoT manufacturer caught fixing security holes

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Re: Household insurance

BS3621 is the most popular standard known to most for locks on doors. To make any lock even sit up to this standard it has to have the ability to be dead locked and the key taken away from both sides so no one can gain access or exit the door with-out a key.

BS8621 is a new standard and not so popular to the masses, but has some distinct advantages for the domestic house and commercial applications. It has all the security benefits of the lock above save for the ability to get out without the use of a key. This is ideal where there are fire escapes or places where quick exit is required without the use of a key. Care must be taken when using this standard that windows or letter flaps are not in close proximity to the lock so someone can simply break a window and open the lock from outside.

BS10621 Is another standard that is even not as popular as BS8621. This standard allows for the same specs as above save now the lock from key manipulation from the outside can bypass escape functions of the lock from inside. This is ideal where say you are the last person out of the building and you are locking the building down. If someone breaks in through a window they cannot use the door as a means of escape where you could with BS8621.

So what do you get for your money with a BS3621 Locks

The lock should be able to resist attack from drilling the case of the lock for at least 5 minutes. Using standard tools.

The bolt must also resist attack for 5 minutes by cutting or drilling.

There must be a mechanism in place to resist manipulation (Picking) off the lock (Keyway curtain or shroud is what we call this in the trade).

The bolt must project at least 20mm into a full bodied steel keep when locked.

There must be at least 1000 differs to the range of locks. This is how many key shapes will differ between locks. If there is a street with 1001 front doors with all the same make and model of lock fitted then somewhere one key will fit two doors.

Also, key to the security is the impact on the locking bolt and a sidewards force of 10Kn is required before the lock fails.

Lets assume the door and frame is built stronger than the lock and that the door is lying flat on two pedestals. You would need at the very least 40 bags of potatoes pilled on top of each other before the lock would give way.

Judging by the design of the electronic catch side of the lock non would be passed by insurance companies.

A USB stick as a file server? We've done it!

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Re: More of this, please.

I know it's bigger in size but my media drive has 1.5 Tb storage capacity, is wireless, has a 7 hour battery life, can charge a smart phone too, and a lot faster transfer rates than a USB stick cos they still really suck don't they!.

Baltimore cops: We flew high-res camera planes to film your every move

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Double edged sword.

They don't like being filmed and recorded though!

As a teenager growing up in an area where the police were just mean at every turn, my friends and I on mopeds etc would be moved on if more than two us of stopped outside a shop or chippy or anywhere for that matter. If you'd stuck a camera anywhere near a police officer in my day you'd have it knocked out of your hand in a second.

One New Years at Trafalgar square for the celebrations, everyone was being checked for whatever and when the met checked the four of us they found cans of beer.

"Were not supposed to let you in with beer you know!". (PAUSE) "You seem nice lads, don't cause any problems, OK!" We new what that meant. They let us in and later on that evening had a beer with us, the atmosphere was brilliant, a very well managed event!

One asked where are you guys from? We said "Cheshire" the reply was "We call the police up there the Gurkha's, they'd do their own mother!"

The young especially are rebellious by nature and when pushed or feel mistreated will react in a particular way every time, it breeds disrespect and a lack of trust.

When a march or demonstration turns into a riot it's nearly always police tactics that provoke the violence, if the cause offends or embarrasses someone in power and the demonstration goes sour it diminishes the message and plays into the hands of those who stand to lose face.

I'd like to think the MET's mentality was different than the police up North but might just have been too weary from all the unchallenged overtime, kicking the shit out of coal minors and their supporters day after day.

Pizza delivery by drone 'trialled' in New Zealand

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But...

Aren’t they normally transported in a thermal box or bag so it's still hot when you get it?

It'd just go cold really quickly, air at speed will do that!

Facebook, Twitter and Google are to blame for terrorism, say MPs

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This is a joke?

I think certain governments and their foreign policies have to take the credit and blame for terrorism more than social media!

Spend loads of dosh on crap studies again, yawns!

The Rise And Fall of Silk road.

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The Rise And Fall of Silk road.

https://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/

There’s a part two, too. So your not reading it in a coffee break.

Could have been a William Gibson novel, nearly as long as one!

Oh! Please.

'In the end, one of the best law enforcement tools was Google.'

Kindle Paperwhites turn Windows 10 PCs into paperweights: Plugging one in 'triggers a BSOD'

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Re: is there a comprehensive list of cockups?

OMG! How many more are there going to be?

Glad I didn't go for the free upgrade and would rather pay for whatever OS I use in the future when 7 not supported.

Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash

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Re: Blimp Crashes...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOOK OUT!!! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!"

... ... ... ... .:bonk:. ..."BUMMER!" Pilot to ground crew.

NASA's free research trove may have broken arms trafficking rules

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Re: NASA: past its sell-by date

Well at least you don't have to pa JSTOR for them.

Windows Update borks PowerShell – Microsoft won't fix it for a week

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Re: Time for a career change

Mr Redmond can I have a word in your shell like?

I just don't get it W7/8 works fine after updates, they know their OS don't they and test changes before they subject users to it?

Like and still use Windows but I'm keeping 7 till it's no longer supported if this is the shape of things to come.

The one I use (Zorin) has been on a rolling update for over 3 years now, minimal restarts on updates and no borking or loss of functionality, installed the latest version for a friend and it's identical to my install.

Google tells popup ads to p*** off on mobes

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Good news that they're listening to their consumer base? Maybe?

If the OS and APPS are good people will forgive a little and it's a balance between functionality, ease of use, the rest and a company that makes money from advertising, it's a free OS sort of!

The stop p ing us off message might be getting through, I'm an optimist!

French, German ministers demand new encryption backdoor law

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Fight them at every turn!

I can see a lot of us buying oldish reliable tech or newer not currently back-doored so we can run an anonymous OS on it.

Assholes, they'll f us all up when they leak the vuln.

Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

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Pokemon revenge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RerthVB54

Just shoot me please.

French submarine builder DCNS springs leak: India investigates

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Bravo!

False Northern Lights alert issued to entire UK because of a lawnmower

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Well...

Nearly and auroraful mistake.

Angler hooks German's todger at nudist lake

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Did he reel him in?

Oh! that's just the wurst.

Microsoft can't tell North from South on Bing Maps

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Sod the story.

Why is someone working on Sunday at THE REG?

Can't be the time difference it's still Sunday there too.

Shopped in an Eddie Bauer store recently? Your card's probably gone. It's just gone

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Could be useful...

A browser extension like WOT pops up when going online to purchase something, warns you just how badly their payment security fucking sucks.

It'd be a good way of shaming them into doing more and embarrassing to be on the list.

When putting the order through on the phone say "I was going to buy online, but your on some blacklist"!

Maybe greylist?

DVLA misses out on £400m in tax after scrapping paper discs

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Re: just get rid of it.

What if I want some for the lawnmower?

Investigatory Powers Bill: A force for good – if done right?

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Hello I'm from Microsoft......

Wonder if they'll stop these guys from phoning us?

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/08/global-ambitions-pakistans-new-cyber-crime-act

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives!

Amazon now renting cloudy desktops for $0.22 an hour

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UMMMM!

No Linux client!

Uber and Volvo take on Ford in race to launch self-driving vehicles

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Got fed up of being flashed.

Will it insist on putting the side lights on even when it's sunny?

Easy to bypass with a switch on the dash!

Can't remember it I told the new owner or not.

Ford announces plans for mass production of self-driving cars by 2021

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Re: Take control when necessary

Maybe not so silly if they're using resources like this as the Israelis are very good on the security side of things.

http://www.algemeiner.com/2016/08/18/ford-buys-israeli-startup-to-improve-self-driving-car-technology/

Polish developer hacks Android rewards app for free beer

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Beer!

Well personally I think he deserves one!

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