What's behind the Green Door?
Room 614A - Spying Pornography - Wake on LAN (WOL) magic packets - SWAP enabled UEFI and copies of Snoopy running on SIPR_net apparently!
Who need's "passwords" when you can just instruct NVRAM to store the pesky thing along with your self signed security certificates in the first place!
Don't bother with passwords - "Hey fuck you, we're not all Android users, waiting for Drones to come and play bug squash and kiss our ass with multiple hops!"
Android Shell (Ash) not as harmful as the Bash Shell (ShellShock) RC Shell with Open RC for the Win! Then they say we need a decentralised way to communicate securely?! It's called BarnOwl dip-shit MIT has been using it for years - with that pesky thing called Encryption! You know the stuff that supposedly protects you from OpenSource wielding terrorist's using advanced Unix standards!