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INTEL - "At least we are not RBS"
INTEL - "..it was the Russians what done it.."
8 posts • joined 27 Apr 2016
"Because of this problem, RBS executive management has acted quickly and efficiently to solve this problem by 1. Offshoring to cheap, inexperienced Indian IT operatives with a quality industry experience of less than 2 years 2. Cut back on all infrastructure spending and maintenance to bare minimum to re-invest in critical areas 3. Invested a whooping 50% of the money saved in point 2 in quality providers such as TCS and Gap Gemini so we can get the future delivered in the future where its needed. 4. Invested key priority areas such as restarting dividends, so share buy back programs can be re-started. 5. Paid extra money (including share options schemes, see point 4) to invest in the talent at the top (of our organisation)
to ensure it is retained"
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