A real CRISIS is what we have here...
What we have here is a crisis of creativity.
It is somewhat mind-numbing that all you creative Reg-types can’t see the ridiculously simple solution to put these as*-holes in their proper place. How’s this for starters: assume I’M writing a review on an Atlantis device, their high-handed attitude has really pissed me off, and I’m aware of all the ramifications of their EULA [review follows]--
“What follows is a review of the Atlantis Computing Model ZZZ. It is not a ‘normal’ review, because of Atlantis’ high-handed and totally-beyond-the-pale EULA. ALL readers are urged to review Atlantis Computing’s EULA regarding their products for further enlightenment.
“A few notes before getting started: (1) all information is strictly hearsay; (2) I do not own, nor do I have I in my possession, nor will I ever have in my possession any Atlantis Computing product; (3) there exist no written records of any alleged discussions I may possibly have had with any alleged owners of any Atlantis Computing alleged product.
“It seems that the general consensus of opinion, based on memories of discussions held with people who may or may not have any knowledge of Atlantis Computing product, and this product specifically, is that Atlantis Computing products are, in general, pieces of sh*t. Aside from this slight technical detail, one is urged to deem this product worthy of one’s consideration when it comes to buying a piece of sh*t.
“On a POS scale of five stars, Atlantis Computing’s equipment rates five stars.
“Takeaway: you can’t get a more complete POS!”