* Posts by Fat_Tony

26 posts • joined 24 Mar 2016

Buffer overflow flaw in British Airways in-flight entertainment systems will affect other airlines, but why try it in the air?

Fat_Tony
Facepalm

They just can't help themselves

"Although I was very tired, and it was a night flight, I couldn't resist to do some basic security checks in the entertainment systems"

this is exactly why so many people think they're knobs

You're indestructible, always believe in 'cause you are Go! Microsoft reinvents netbook with US$399 ‘Surface Go’

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to The Register’s mind it looks a lot like the re-invention of the netbook.

Not sure it's a reinvention, and doubt the name is an accident either - one of the first attempts at something like a tablet in the 80s was called Go. Think MS skewered the company that made it (there's a decent book by Jerry Kaplan called Startup: A Silicon Valley Adventure, read it ages ago but forget the specifics)

1,300 customers of Brit bank TSB defrauded due to botched IT migration

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If they're calling a migration project an upgrade, or their migration project included an upgrade it's no suprise it ended up on it arse

'Tesco probably knows more about me than GCHQ': Infosec boffins on surveillance capitalism

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'Tesco probably knows more about me than GCHQ': Infosec boffins on surveillance capitalism

"If TESCO knows, then NSA knows and by proxy GCHQ knows also"

and so too will other agencies such as the Welsh Ambulance Service, Scottish Food Safety Agency, Morpeth Otter Preservation League, etc thanks to the Investigatory Powers Act too

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Bodies in a foreign body

We moved into a new building and the new post room had a xray machine. All xray images were sent to HQ. One night around 3am 2 large images popped up and the security bods in HQ had a look as it was unusual to see xrays come in at that time, and even more usual for 2 large images to be generated.

Upon investigation the images were of 2 skeletons - the security guys were intrigued by the new xray machine and decided to give themselves full body xrays to see what it would look like.

HQ were not impressed and wanted to fire the guys. The powers that be in our building saw the humour in it and gave the guys a half hearted ticking off and posted a print out of the xrays on the wall saying it was forbidden to xray people in future

HPE to cut technician jobs as field work outsourced to Unisys

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Pirate

Re: out of curiosity

The board will be "right sized" immediately after HR are.

It's amazing how rarely HR are affected by redundancies

Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO

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WOTEM

for reviewing proposals for new kit/software/project, WOTEM is an informal decision.

Waste of Time, Effort and Money

'Please store the internet on this floppy disk'

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Unhappy

Re: That farmer...

"Hah! I'm suspect that said farmer is in fact my father in law. He's got fingers the size of sausages, and often has to type on the computer using a pen as a stylus to poke the keys, in order to only press one key at a time"

Had a guy like that where i worked a few years back. He was a bit on the rotund side and his fingers struggled with the keys on his Blackberry Curve. Usually had to replace his blackberry every 6 weeks or so because he forgot he had it in his arse pocket and sat on it.

Volvo puts Swedish families to work on driverless data-slurp trials

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Re: Chelsea Tractors

XC80, following on from discos in UK.

How about a non chelsea tractor car?

Maybe/probably these are the cars that would benefit most from being automated

Tired of despairing of Trump and Brexit? Why not despair about YouTube stars instead?

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Re: Despair over Brexit and Trump?

That's an incredible quote, it's like Abe Simpson has come to life!

Transcript of one of Trump's speeches:

"... you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me, it would have been so easy, and it's not - as important as these lives are - nuclear is so powerful. My uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power, and that was 35 years ago, he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right. Who would have thought? But when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger. Fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's going to take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators. So, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

European Patent Office staff rep blames prez for 'slipping quality'

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Removing staff representatives from hiring committees.

This seems fair enough to remove this. Is the objection that the staff reps want to pick (or least have a say) their bosses? Not come across that anywhere before

Disbanding your security team may not be an entirely dumb idea

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I met one chief security officer who said his team is known as the 'business prevention department'

Just one?

Most of IS guys I worked with find it easier to prevent work going ahead as it generally avoids introducing perceived risk. The perception is that saying no makes their lives easier, and as they tend to be super nerdy techie types, their interpersonal skills may not be the best which feeds the perception. That said if you ask the right questions, you usually find out what you need to do to get their approval but it does take several attempts

Hell desk to user: 'I know you're wrong. I wrote the software. And the protocol it runs on'

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Happy

Re: OTOH there is the case

Just like punching an extra hole in a 1.44 disk to change it from DD to HD

Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC

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Facepalm

Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC

Must be the IT equivalent of folk cheering when a bar man smashes a pint glass

User left unable to type passwords after 'tropical island stress therapy'

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Facepalm

Re: One week at Bigger Blue.

Worked in a call centre that done tech support for HP who insisted on shirts and ties in case any clients happened to drop by for a site visit. twice when clients were on site there was a power cut. The powers that be/were thought it was better to force people to wear uncomfortable clothes rather than fix the flaky power supply and generator.

The dress code cost them nothing whereas there was a short term cost in fixing the power issues

Virus (cough, cough, Petya) goes postal at FedEx, shares halted

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Re: I think we're a long way off still.

"staff are paid an average of $50k a year, that's close to $30k that you've poured down the drain"

PHB solution - pick someone who might be responsible, fire them and it's a $20k cost reduction/saving

Trebles all round

Now you can 'roam like at home' within the EU, but what's the catch?

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£1/min - old school!

My first payg mobile phone (late 90's) cost a £1/min to make calls and 20p/min to receive calls. Much the same as roaming, prices back then were all about gouging customers as much as possible.

Suppose nowadays whatapp and the like mean there's some alternatives assuming you can find some wifi

Sysadmin's sole client was his wife – and she queried his bill

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"they may be cheaper to run, but the service satisfaction just drops through the floor.

What's even worse is that the service gets so bad that no-one bothers to call support anymore. The reduced volume of helpdesk calls is then used by manglement as an indicator of how good the outsourced IT services have made everything."

Usually when onsite support is outsourced and quality drops the usual solution is to set up Exec/VIP support (onsite of course) so the powers that be don't see a drop in quality but do see some sort of cost savings while the plebs suffer on

CBI: Brexit Britain needs a 'sensible and flexible' immigration programme

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"Ministers last year spoke of UK employers needing to maintain lists of foreign workers and last week of an annual £1,000 tax per EU citizen they employ."

Expect more and more of these ideas from the government - they won't seem so crazy after enough of them are floated and one or two of them might slip by unnoticed by the public (a bit like the investigatory powers act and section 40).

How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism

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WIDtf

Nice article, no idea what a WID is though

A vintage year for snoopers and big state-ists

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Typo?

"How fitting that, if the IPA is to be fundamentally reformed, it will be done by the decree of a British court."

Shirley that's EU courts rather than UK (and the link goes to a story about EU courts)? Or am I missing something

Christmas Eve ERP migration derailed by silly spreadsheet sort

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Re: AST Premium 386

one of my first jobs was tech/customer support for Compaq. They shipped out a ton of cheap machines around Christmas with an extra video card (cheap because the onboard video card was faulty, didn't update the user guide/set up instructions). We spent Boxing day telling people to hook their monitor up to the 2nd video card all day. Most folk figured it out and didn't call in, the majority of the people who phoned in were happy to get it working (a felt a bit sheepish about not trying the other video card) and a tiny minority whinged endlessly about how sh1t Compaq were (but we got that everyday!).

Houston, we have a problem: 'App dev stole our radio station'

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Joke

Re: Let's pay with airtime instead of money!

"audit the code for backdoors"

probably wouldn't have the money for auditors if they won't pay cash for a developer.

Do any auditors take airtime instead of cash?

Could a robot vacuum cleaner monitor your data centre?

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Camera

How bored with life do you have to be to watch a video of vacuuming?

Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

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Re: deja vu - English really needs such a word

@ theModge

think "automagically" is the word!

BT: We're killing the dabs brand. Oh and can customers re-register to buy on our site?

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One of dabs biggest strengths probably was that a lot people didn't know it was run by BT.

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