The issue is that the HR Droids use the lack of Certs to remove CVs from the pile before passing the list on to IT
80 posts • joined 22 Mar 2016
Just waiting for the punters who have been hit by this to be past back on forth between the bank and Ticketmaster each saying that you need to get your money back from the other party as they are not to blame
Re: Receiving the signal
Navstar s the name of the American system, not GPS. GLONASS, Navstar and Galileo are all types of GPS.
Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed
Re: Early information
"assault rifles " are banned. However there is no such weapon
"I thought all firearms (except licensed shotguns for farmers, hunters and gamekeepers) were banned in the UK? Didn't the Hungerford shooter use an AK47?"
Rifles are also permitted. Not military or semi auto though."
You can shoot an AR-15 in the UK, however it needs to be converted to bolt-action. The University of Texas tower shooting ( 16 people (including one unborn child) dead and 31 injured) was with a bolt action riffle.
Re: Early information
"Regulate ammunition supplies.
For personal protection,. you don't need more than one reload. If it takes more than that you've lost."
If I go to the gun range to shoot, I will be shooting more than one reload, On average you would use 100-200 rounds for practice 1-2 times a week. Where would I store the rounds?
Re: why didnt they..
Because you would have needed a 22,000 lb,bomb rather than a 9,250 pound bomb as water has a much higher density than air, which makes water harder to move (higher inertia). It is also relatively hard to compress (increase density) when under pressure. These two together make water an excellent conductor of shock waves from an explosion.
Aussie Invader sounds like something Anne Summers would sell.
Re: quite the contrary
" handful of (locally extracted) cold gravel for breakfast"
That's luxury, when I was young we were given rocks to crush down to gravel
Re: Re:Victorian railways had a few exploding boiler incidents
On Tuesday morning, an agricultural engine, employed in thrashing wheat at Watlington, in a field adjoining the Magdalen road, and about 200 yards from the railway station, exploded with a terrific report, killing five men and boys on the spot, and so severely injuring seven more that two of them died a few hours afterwards and others were not expected to survive. The cause of the explosion is clearly ascertained to have been the monstrous, but, it is to be feared, very prevalent practice of tying down the safety valve, in order to get more work out of the engine than it was other wise capable of performing. The poor man who, no doubt was responsible for the act has paid with his life the penalty of his folly, and is therefore beyond the reach of blame; but it may be hoped the moral of his fate and that of his unfortunate companions will not be lost upon the members of that large class of men who have such engines, or steam engines of any kind under their charge."
The good old lp0 on fire error
Re: The wombat is the only animal
Re: Dry sand flows better than water ...
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
It's not the squirrels, it's the drop bears
Re: banned from holding a directorship
The drink driving laws have been amended to allow the Judge to make the ban consecutive rather than concurrent.
Re: For magical threats..
You mean 7a or the one in between seven and nine. You know, two cubed. Four plus four. Twenty-four divided by three .The one you can't say out loud or else you'll get ate. What do you mean, the ichor god Bel-Shamharoth can't tell the difference between two homonyms like the past tense of the verb "to eat", and the number eight... OK, so they sound identical but have different meanings, that's what a homonym means. Fine, but is this really the time for a grammar lesson?
At least he will be giving any money left over from legal costs to "Scam Charities" (As per the London Evening Standard)
*Surely that should be Anti-Scam Charities (Ed)
unionists, were they the fellows who keep saying "NO NO NO NO"
Problem is that most home routers are supplied by the ISP and updated by the ISP.
When I was a Sky customer, i attempted to replace the rebadged netgear router with something a bit more secure. I asked for my ADSL usename/password and was told that they did give that information to the customers as their service would only work with their routers. A few days later there was a report about all the security issues with sky routers.
Is there any rule for the maximum power output for the drones, since broadcasting at over 20 watts may screw up IEEE 802.11n communications.
I thought I had a rich uncle. But he has only got a glider
"This includes offering clear information for end-users on data protection; that tools don't ask for more data that necessary to confirm someone's age "
Are your over 18 Y/N (Lying is a criminal offence)
There you go a perfect tool that will confirm the user ages, and give a clear warning that if the lie then they could be arrested
Fun and Ganes
Let's get loads of the beacons and stick them to random street furniture and even stick them to the cats eyes.
'If you are not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold
Gordons ALIVE !
Re: Nude Petanque
Just don't play Petanque with the BOFH
Re: This the same guy who moonlights as the one rogue software engineer at other organisations?
Chuck Finley is the alias of Sam Axe
Never tell me the odds
Good news you will be able to get upto 1gb
Bad news It will be throttled and subject to a fair use policy
Worse news you will need to use TalkTalk
How long before your get the scammers sending an email warning that the warning email sent by the FBI, warning about the scammers, is a scam
The conversation may go like this
“Can I legally demand faster internet”
“Yes, you can legally demand it"
"OK then I demand of you, faster internet. Now"
"So when am I getting my faster internet?"
"But you said I can legally demand it?"
“And you can"
"So I did?"
"Right you are sir"
"So where is it?"
"Well you see sir, we don't have to legally provide it."
"Well that's not a lot of use is it?"
"Absolutely not sir. Good day."
It would have been higher than 11"
Decimate is one in ten, not one in four as the word decimation is derived from Latin meaning "removal of a tenth"
Need get an account with The Astro-Afro-Antarctico-Amer-Asian Auto Association, or Septuple-A
Proper Tea is theft, that why Labour party staff drink P-Tips
"Erm... They don't pay road tax anyway!"
No one pays Road Tax, it's call VED
Re: Yeah, what about them?
Rule 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
Re: RE: JetSetGim
Cyclist made a sudden movement, either foot slipped of the peddle or moved to avoid a pothole, got run over by a bus that was behind the cyclist and the courts ruled that it was an unfortunate accident.
Re: RE: unwanted infantilism
As recorded by the ONS on the number of pedestrian deaths caused by bicycles are between 2-3 a year, however the number of pedestrian deaths caused by cars are around 400 a year
Re: The lifting body spaceplane lives on
Austin 3:16 says "I just rebuilt your body"
Re: Scouring of the Shire
As someone who lives near to Sarehole Mill, and just down the road from Tolkien's family house, live no were near the "Black Country" I live in Birmingham and am not a Yam-Yam
Re: "when Sauron was mortal "
Collectively, the “Lord of the Rings” and “Hobbit” films have grossed close to $6 billion at the worldwide box office, however the deal with the Tolkien estate was for points on the net and the famous "Hollywood accounting" meant that the film has not made a profit. The Estate had to sue the production company for damages.
The post is required, and must contain letters.
Having had to look a the CCTV footage (more than one). It appears that a spinning IBM 3380 disk unit has the same effect on a woman's anatomy as washing machine on a spin cycle.
Re: previous experience
And your name is Randy, so why did the old one wear out?
Sounds like a job for Barney Stinson as his last job title was P.L.E.A.S.E. (Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything)
North American, Scottish, or dialect past participle of plead.