unionists, were they the fellows who keep saying "NO NO NO NO"
61 posts • joined 22 Mar 2016
Problem is that most home routers are supplied by the ISP and updated by the ISP.
When I was a Sky customer, i attempted to replace the rebadged netgear router with something a bit more secure. I asked for my ADSL usename/password and was told that they did give that information to the customers as their service would only work with their routers. A few days later there was a report about all the security issues with sky routers.
Is there any rule for the maximum power output for the drones, since broadcasting at over 20 watts may screw up IEEE 802.11n communications.
I thought I had a rich uncle. But he has only got a glider
"This includes offering clear information for end-users on data protection; that tools don't ask for more data that necessary to confirm someone's age "
Are your over 18 Y/N (Lying is a criminal offence)
There you go a perfect tool that will confirm the user ages, and give a clear warning that if the lie then they could be arrested
Fun and Ganes
Let's get loads of the beacons and stick them to random street furniture and even stick them to the cats eyes.
'If you are not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold
Gordons ALIVE !
Re: Nude Petanque
Just don't play Petanque with the BOFH
Re: This the same guy who moonlights as the one rogue software engineer at other organisations?
Chuck Finley is the alias of Sam Axe
Never tell me the odds
Good news you will be able to get upto 1gb
Bad news It will be throttled and subject to a fair use policy
Worse news you will need to use TalkTalk
How long before your get the scammers sending an email warning that the warning email sent by the FBI, warning about the scammers, is a scam
The conversation may go like this
“Can I legally demand faster internet”
“Yes, you can legally demand it"
"OK then I demand of you, faster internet. Now"
"So when am I getting my faster internet?"
"But you said I can legally demand it?"
“And you can"
"So I did?"
"Right you are sir"
"So where is it?"
"Well you see sir, we don't have to legally provide it."
"Well that's not a lot of use is it?"
"Absolutely not sir. Good day."
It would have been higher than 11"
Decimate is one in ten, not one in four as the word decimation is derived from Latin meaning "removal of a tenth"
Need get an account with The Astro-Afro-Antarctico-Amer-Asian Auto Association, or Septuple-A
Proper Tea is theft, that why Labour party staff drink P-Tips
"Erm... They don't pay road tax anyway!"
No one pays Road Tax, it's call VED
Re: Yeah, what about them?
Rule 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
Re: RE: JetSetGim
Cyclist made a sudden movement, either foot slipped of the peddle or moved to avoid a pothole, got run over by a bus that was behind the cyclist and the courts ruled that it was an unfortunate accident.
Re: RE: unwanted infantilism
As recorded by the ONS on the number of pedestrian deaths caused by bicycles are between 2-3 a year, however the number of pedestrian deaths caused by cars are around 400 a year
Re: The lifting body spaceplane lives on
Austin 3:16 says "I just rebuilt your body"
Re: Scouring of the Shire
As someone who lives near to Sarehole Mill, and just down the road from Tolkien's family house, live no were near the "Black Country" I live in Birmingham and am not a Yam-Yam
Re: "when Sauron was mortal "
Collectively, the “Lord of the Rings” and “Hobbit” films have grossed close to $6 billion at the worldwide box office, however the deal with the Tolkien estate was for points on the net and the famous "Hollywood accounting" meant that the film has not made a profit. The Estate had to sue the production company for damages.
The post is required, and must contain letters.
Having had to look a the CCTV footage (more than one). It appears that a spinning IBM 3380 disk unit has the same effect on a woman's anatomy as washing machine on a spin cycle.
Re: previous experience
And your name is Randy, so why did the old one wear out?
Sounds like a job for Barney Stinson as his last job title was P.L.E.A.S.E. (Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything)
North American, Scottish, or dialect past participle of plead.
Uber Cali goes ballistic, calls online ads bogus: These million-dollar banners are something quite atrocious
Nah it was the Liverpool Echo first reporting a 1970s Ian Callaghan masterclass against Queens Park Rangers thus: SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS
Millennium Hand and Shrimp!
re:Terry Pratchett's unfinished works flattened by steamroller
After his death, fellow fantasy author Neil Gaiman, Pratchett’s close friend and collaborator , told the Times that Pratchett had wanted “whatever he was working on at the time of his death to be taken out along with his computers, to be put in the middle of a road and for a steamroller to steamroll over them all”.
Let that be a lesson to all black/white hatters. Don't go the the USA. If you want to speak do it via Skype (other video conferencing software is available, your mileage may vary and IANAL
I still think that the best TV appearance by the Trump is when he got a Stone Cold Stunner from Steve Austin. If you agree Give me a Hell Yeah !!
And that's the bottom line 'coz Stone Cold said so.
This is why Flash should die a quick death
Dr. Serizawa white courtesy phone, Dr Daisuke Serizawa, white courtesy phone. No, the white phone
"I suck at photoshop and have use MS Paint for 10 years" and publicished a Graphic Novel done all in MS Paint
So what MS are going to do is remove a package that anyone can use to express their artistic side.
Re: Has a customer ever apologised to you?
Cake - Does this affect an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon", which alters the user's perception of time?
And registration of users etc went so well for users of Ashley Madison.
Mouse not working on mousemat
Had a report form a site that all their mice had stopped working, Attended site after ordering a boot full of mice from stores. Checked the existing mice, no problems on the desk. However none of them worked on the mousemats. It turned out that they had replaced all the mouse mats with company branded mats, however the colour that they had choosen (red) ment that none of the mice worked
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they come!
Any one else had a flash back to Top Gun when you read the phrase "Danger Zone", or is it just me. I'll get my coat, it's the one with the Ray-Bans.
Re: "Sounds like a lawsuit"
It wasn't a credit card, it was a debt card. Debt cards will take the money straight out of your current account
Re: I have personally transmuted palladium into silver
"magic flavour-removing spoon for coffee"
That has already be done by the likes of StarBucks etc
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once
Not as cheap as EasyJet.
Didn't Kees Moeliker, of Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, win an IG Nobel award for documenting the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.
Re: I can see where this is going
And the tabloid newspaper on the dashboard