Having a diagnosed medical condition is not a guarantee of not being a twat. Luton prisons are lovely this time of year.
126 posts • joined 22 Jan 2016
Let him rot.
Accused of rape, skipped bail, scarpered to an embassy. Just follow the law. And besides, neglecting his cat tells you all you need to know. I suspect Trump has a pardon for him in any case if he were to get a free trip overseas.
Maybe he should apply for the Sports Ambassador to the CAR? I believe Boris Becker is no longer interested and the diplomatic immunity could be handy.
A rather lame prank but...
Back in the older days of gmail my friend had a colleague with a spoon aversion. Whenever they emailed him they would write the word "spoon" multiple times in white text so he could not see it at the end of the mail. Google then started offering spoon based products to him. Low tech but it got results.
Re: Jet Set Wally
Upvoted. I appreciate the effort.
What nice police
It is cheering to see their concern that his device's OS is up to date. You would never get that caring attitude in the UK. Did they offer to repair the cracked screen too?
Sounds like the self-important sod is suffering.
Even being played by Cumberbatch does not stop one being a twat.
As angels, rich dudebros suck: 1 in 5 Y Combinator women tech founders say they were sexually harassed
Only 22%? They should take their case to the Supreme Court...oh wait!
I am stupid so...
What do they actually do?
On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others
Decoding the Chinese Super Micro super spy-chip super-scandal: What do we know – and who is telling the truth?
Thanks for breaking it down. I had no idea Bloomberg hacks are renumerated due to market moves either.
Goose and gander
If that is physics. Could they put some male wobbly pecs/gut/buttock/sack animations in then for the first time in history EVERYONE on the internet will be happy?
But Github will be ok, right?
Thatcher? I use that for everything else.
He is there because he chose to jump bail and then scarper to the embassy and he can leave whenever he likes. He makes me sick, never mind how this must effect his alleged victims.
I wonder if we can claw back the cash spent on police hours waiting for the little toad?
I would love to give you 5 pounds but I have no money left after sending my kids to public school. Also my bad maths are due to diabetes. We can chat about this again when I get back from Liverpool.
(fight the power)
Three Tory voters are on here? Your downvotes warm me at night. And I am too poor to afford heating. I win!
Amazing anyone could work under IDS for even 4 years. Might be worth a knighthood. £1.9 beeeeliiion on IT? Look upon government IT projects and shudder! But it fucks up poor people so the Tories will be happy. Job done.
Re: 3 Letters
Or they fucked up and the government is spying on you.
Retrospective justice? That figures given the current political weather. Tough crowd indeed.
Or maybe they are ant-y punning?
Re: they peaked at snow leopard
That is because it was the mane distribution.
Dare I dream?
Could it be that my MBP's bluetooth will connect to my headphones with this update? I have been waiting since 2012. I like to hope it was what Steve was working on before he passed on. Never lose faith.
Re: The Chinese regularly try and hack my little word press site
"I tended a site besieged by a certain corrupt international child molesting religious agency"
You got hacked by the Vatican? Is nothing sacred?
I do not know who downvoted you, although that kind of reinforces your point. The Internet. Yay.
Re: GCHQ IC Enterprises Bods Ringing NSA Belles and Pleasure Robots
F-Secure's Olle Segerdahl and Pasi Saarinen...
Demonstrates two guys that need to get out more. Is 'hibernate' still a thing? I do not see it on many machines myself. Then again, I am a freak who does proper shutdowns rather than sleeps.
Kudos for the Mr Freeze pic, El Reg. Reminds me of yet another time Arnie was robbed of an Oscar.
Re: Land where?
The "White Race race" conjures up all kinds of images, including the Berlin Olympics.
Re: has anyone else
My wife splilled a large glass of red wine over my nearly new Dell laptop. Goodnight Vienna. It was a bloody decent wine too which just added insult to injury.
Nothing personal. I only downvoted you because I really hate the Manic Street Preachers.
Seems like what worked for spammers selling vIAgra and penIS enLaRGEMent works on AI. Perhaps the AI needs to learn what humans know: whatever one says, someone will be offended. Result? AI blocks all online conversation and the world is a better, nicer place.
"This for a user that had an online banking security dongle permanently attached to his PC"
Perhaps you robbing him might have taught him something? Sounds like he was too thick to notice and he would have blown that money on CEO rubbish like coke, private jets and a dominatrix anyway. CEOs cannot really be victims like real people (class war, fight the power, stick it to the man, eat the rich, etc).
You dropped a line without reaching out. The world is getting better! Joy!
I know this is like Canute trying to hold back the tide but
Please stop using "reach out". Please.
Don't talk to me about Ribbons
I can still have the echo of my silent internal howl when that was done in AutoCAD.
In workspace no-one can hear you scream...
Re: Zorin OS
There can be no peace until you submit to the glory of Kubuntu, Godless infidel!
Geography also a factor?
Quality of poetry aside,
as the critics are poets of southern China and the bot creators are from a Taiwanese branch of Microsoft could international politics be in play?
Re: The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with Jobs on ...
Why suffer the indignities of side-effects from well-researched and science-tested medicines when you can beat the system with caffiene enemas, magic crystals or putting a frog on your head?
Have they got Andrew locked in a bunker?
It must be a tough gig at Vulture HQ. They would not let the poor sod out for two minutes to test the screen in daylight. Keep taking the vitamin D tablets Andrew.
But if it misses there is no harm done.
What do a meth, coke, molly, heroin stash and Vegas allegedly have in common? Broadcom cofounder Henry Nicolas
That chap's face...
He has a post-celebration face alright. "Argh! The light! It burnsssss."
You've got to fight...for your right...
"Many offices have beer on tap, wine in the fridge, and hard liquor on the shelves as a perk for employees"
Where do I sign?
Seriously though, is this just an IT tech-bro thing? Sounds ridiculous in this day and age, for productivity and employee welfare reasons.
I work in a hospital and all we have is industrial jerry-cans of ethanol. Sweet, sweet ethanol.
What is wrong with proper netbooks?
Last week I bought a 5 year old HP Elitebook (c.£100) with 4GB RAM 320GB HDD. It has all the ports and runs like a dream (I did swap W10 for Kubuntu though). And recycling is good for the environment. Peace & love etc.
Could they point that AI at independent.co.uk or would the AI self-detonate?
Someone must be happy
They raised almost half a million and produced sod all. So the scumbags heading upthe racket shift the money off shore and laugh all the way to the Cayman Islands?
Maybe it will be ok and James Corden will voice him. He rocked with Peter Rabbit. :/
Is that a record?
166 upvotes and counting, with no downvotes. Most impressive.
What profit did the Blue Nun make?
Re: Grapes do not absorb much
Did the mushrooms look cloudy?
Hiroshima & Nagasaki
Probably showing my ignorance here but would not caesium from the atom bomb strikes on Japan show up in wine before 1952?