* Posts by Lord_Beavis

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Ancient water found in Canada is two billion years old – giving hope to Mars colony dreamers

Lord_Beavis
Alert

And yet....

The Earth is only about 6000 years old...

SHIFT + F10, Linux gets you Windows 10's cleartext BitLocker key

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Linux

@ davidp231 Re: No other place to put this

"Chrome has only one use in my eyes, and that's for watching Netflix under Linux."

I'm using Firefox (with uBlock Origin) and the User Agent Overrider and this in the preferences:

Linux / Chrome 53: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/535.11 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/53.0.2785.34 Safari/537.36

LinkedIn officially KickedOut of Russia

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Re: Screw the Russian government

Nah, screw Linkedin. I dumped their ass a while back.

Murder in the Library of Congress

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Pirate

Let's build

our own internet. One that the corporations can't control.

Disney aims for Netflix. If the deal was made, it would shoot itself in the foot

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Yeah...

If it happens, I'm canceling my account.

Oh, ALL RIGHT, says Facebook, we'll let Windows admins run osquery

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Trollface

Yes but...

Can we use it to change Mark Suckerberg's name to Mark'); DROP TABLE users;-- ?

Cisco snaps shut remote pwnage hole in Cloud Services Platform

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Pirate

Yes, but

Have they removed the NSA backdoors to all their kit?

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

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Linux

It's worse whent the 1b is a...

tech that you have to deal with every time an application doesn't open in .001 seconds.

Viacom, Mattel and pals busted for stalking kids with creepy web ads

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Childcatcher

So...

How do we make it look like we all are children so they wont track us?

Pokémon-loving VXer targets Linux with 'Umbreon' rootkit

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FAIL

*YAWN*

MS Fanboi's will latch on to any scrap of disparage they can.

Latest Intel, AMD chips will only run Windows 10 ... and Linux, BSD, OS X

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Pardon my French, but,...

Fuck Microsoft with a big green donkey dick. In the ass. Repeatedly.

I am so done with them.

Judge rules FBI can hack any time, any, place, anywhere

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Trollface

Re: Toes

We don't allow the name Cletus in Indiana.

It's Joe Bob...

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Pirate

Serious question

Can you claim self defense if you are "reverse" hacking a hacking attempt on your system/network being that you don't know where it is coming from?

Say you have some counter measures setup that might kill the offending system(s)/network(s). What then?

But I guess this is all moot if you are using any Cisco gear. It's full of holes like Government (Swiss) Cheese...

The Microsoft-LinkedIn hookup will be the END of DAYS, I tell you

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Linux

And....

Now it's closed.

Hillary Clinton broke law with private email server – top US govt watchdog

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Trollface

Re: What a freakin' mess.... @Eddy Ito

Don't be scared. Trump, like Jesus, will accept your vote no matter your previous sins.

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Pirate

Re: If Clinton were a CEO ...

"What amazes me is how the Americans are willingly ignoring the fact that she lied..."

It's not that we are ignoring it, there's not a whole lot that we can do that isn't already being done to her through our broken system. Short of dragging her ass out in the street and give her a short drop with a sudden stop...

Patch ASAP: Tons of Linux apps can be hijacked by evil DNS servers, man-in-the-middle miscreants

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Trollface

Re: I'll bet...

Is it -1?

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Trollface

Re: I'll bet...

I will take the badge with pride!

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Trollface

Re: I'll bet...

"The fact is that the Linux advocates missed a security flaw for the best part of a decade while sitting there and criticising (sic) Microsoft, Apple and other big businesses for their security."

Not to mention that most administrators have missed the the security flaw that Windows is for that last 2+ decades...

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Linux

I'll bet...

The Wintards will be all over this.

Oh, wait all they know is point and click. Never mind...

US nuke arsenal runs on 1970s IBM 'puter waving 8-inch floppies

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Trollface

Dr. Falken

Shall we play a game?

Adobe...sigh...issues critical patch...sigh...for Flash Player zero day

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Thumb Up

Re: WTH

Flexible... Exposed... I see what you did there.

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Linux

Did you all miss the fact...

That l Reg is using Flash on this very forum? I keep getting a notice from Firefox that it is being blocked.

Or is it maybe the ads... (that I have blocked as well).

Microsoft half-bricks Asus Windows 7 PCs with UEFI boot glitch

Lord_Beavis
Linux

Re: Secure boot

Why would you even have Windows installed?

There. Fixed it.

Computer says: Stop using MacWrite II, human!

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Pint

Re: Don't "need" replacements @DougS

Every budget I've seen works that way. If you don't spend you get cut.

One place I was at managed to get a really nice espresso machine to make up the difference so that their budget wouldn't get cut.

Microsoft adds OneDrive to bug bounty program

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Linux

Yes, I'd like to report a bug

I found this thing called Microsoft Windows on a lot of computers and I'm starting to think that it might actually be more of a virus than a bug...

Microsoft's Linux Inquisitor Grand Master is off to Spotify

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Linux

Re: Perhaps he got tired of defending

Or maybe he sees the writing on the wall.

Flying Scotsman attacked by drone

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Joke

@AC

" the resent study"

That typo has crept in several times recently.

The spelling for something that has happened in the not too distant past is "recent",

"re-sent" is "to have dispatched something again"

"resent" is the feeling of objecting to something said or done.

Maybe we should "resent" that study...

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@Wiltshire

Flying Drone, (0FFS configuration,...)

I see what you did there.

Reprogrammble routers axed by TP-Link as FCC bans custom firmware

Lord_Beavis
Pirate

All I have to say is...

Charles U. Farley

Microsoft has made SQL Server for Linux. Repeat, Microsoft has made SQL Server 2016 for Linux

Lord_Beavis
Trollface

Re: Imagine my joy

Do I detect a touch of sarcasm?

US DoJ files motion to compel Apple to obey FBI iPhone crack order

Lord_Beavis
Pirate

Work Phone

Being that it is a "work" phone, can't the IT department use their MDM tools to issue an unlock?

I'm sure that they've already asked that, but I hope that they haven't just gone straight to Apple. Otherwise, this whole thing stinks of a false flag op.

The company I work for has the ability to reset the PIN using our current MDM solution so that all you have to do is swipe and set a new one.

Comcast celebrates Presidents Day with Gerald Ford impression

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Trollface

Re: I'm a subscriber

They're charging me a fee for a TV box that I don't have connected. When I go to drop them, I'm gonna let them know that and see how much I can screw them over.

Lord_Beavis
Pirate

Re: Temporary?

Maybe it's only affecting those who 'upgraded' their modems to those new monster modem+wifi+voip boxes.

When I upgraded from DOCSIS 2.0 to 3.0 they sent me one of those. It did not like my Cisco router at all. I had them configure it so that it didn't do anything but act as a cable modem, but everytime the power went out I was on the phone with them getting them to set it back to bridged mode.

I finally got sick of it and made them give me an actual cable modem and haven't had that trouble since.

Fuck them if they think I am going to be their hotspot.

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Mushroom

I'm a subscriber

And I say fuck 'em. They don't need to bother fixing it. They just need to die and go away.

As soon as U-verse is available in my hood, I'm switching to them.

Facebook tells Viz to f**k right off

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Pirate

Facebook

Can go fuck themselves stupid with Instagram...

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

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Pint

Re: One can only wonder @schafdog

Me thinks you need the alcoholism to tolerate the Socialism.

(Pour Americans... I see what you did there.)

Don't you see these simple facts? Destroy Facebook and restore human Liberty

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Trollface

Re:

They dont' need a full time troll... They have the Commentards...

GOP senators push FCC to kill support for local broadband

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Trollface

Re: F'em @ John Brown (no body)

AH! It's all a dastardly plan by the Nestine Conciousness (sic)!

Is that what we are calling that cunt Jenny McCarthy now?

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FAIL

Re: F'em @ Robert Helpmann??

And who will they auction them off to when they are to noisy to use?

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FAIL

Re: F'em @ Trey Pattillo

Well, Capt. Oblivious, I will say this slowly so you can understand it.

You won't have a T&S as you wont need them.

You won't pay a dime as there will no longer be a "direct internet connection".

North Korea's Red Star Linux inserts sneaky serial content tracker

Lord_Beavis
Pirate

So...

Do we all need to switch to Red Star and give them some stuff to look at that will make their hair stand on end?

Per-core licences coming to Windows Server and System Center 2016

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Linux

Really?

Microsoft is still a thing?

I thought they followed SCO Sys V and Netware to the tip hole...

Mystery hacker hijacks Dridex Trojan botnet... to serve antivirus installer

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WTF?

Re: Next iteration

Did you mean to remove the link for installing Windows 10, or to make it install Windows 10?

The Mad Men's monster is losing the botnet fight: Fewer humans are seeing web ads

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Pirate

Bandwidth caps

Is there any recourse for ads eating into your allotted bandwidth? It would be like cable and satellite TV charging you for watching to much telly because of all the adverts.

Why doesn't the likes of Comcrap go after the advertisers for making sure their ads get through instead of banging on Netflix and whatnot?

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

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Pirate

RE: We had the same problem. We were forced into using PSP and TSP.

(Yes, I know... I'm tardy to the party...)

Many years ago I worked at a certain US auto parts store (let's just say it was a zone of auto's) in the store computer support area. I won't even begin to describe the equipment...

Our office was not at the corp HQ, but at one of the parts distribution warehouses as we needed a loading dock for some of the stuff we did.

One day, we all loaded up into one of the vans that the field support guys used and headed to to corp offices on the other side of town for a meeting. When we get to the meeting room all they are talking about is the planning of the next couple of meetings. Our boss asks them what we are going to be doing at this meeting and they say that it is just a meeting for planning the other meetings (yes it really does happen). He is none to pleased and tells them that we have work to do and we all get up and leave.

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

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Trollface

Re: Turkeyshoot Mascara & MonarcoRetardo

Why, dear gods, WHY did I click on that link?! That font made my eyes want to take up drinking.. as in applying over-proof rum directly to the eyeballs.

That font makes Comic Sans look inoffensive.

I think I found a new font for my work email...

What did we learn today? Microsoft has patented the slider bar

Lord_Beavis
Linux

Microsoft is the new SCO

Since they can't make decent product and are driving their customers to Linux, they are going to start suing for stupid shit now.

Fuck Microsoft.

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Coat

RE: Perfomance

I find Libre Office damn quick on my Ubuntu laptop, but dog ass slow on a Windows desktop that is inherently faster than the laptop.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out Microsoft is sapping clock cycles from the CPU when Windows tries to run LO.

Mines the one with the aluminium hat in the pocket...

Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him

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Facepalm

Oh, for fucks sake...

They're computers. Why is it so easy orthem to install shit we don't want and so difficult for us to see it?

This has got to stop.

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