* Posts by inmypjs

780 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Nov 2015

Elon to dump Trump over climate bump

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Re: Surprised?

"It takes all of two seconds to google "how does co2 trap heat,""

But the important question is not how but how much. CO2 is responsible for a tiny proportion of the greenhouse effect. The absorption spectrum of CO2 is narrow, once you have absorbed all the heat in that narrow part of the spectrum higher CO2 proportions will make no difference.

All the predictions of catastrophic temperature increases assume small rises from CO2 force much larger rises from increased water vapour which is all guesswork and frankly bollocks. The global climate system can not possibly have an overall +ve feedback effect. If it did a single dinosaur fart would have us burnt to a crisp by now.

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Re: Surprised?

"Yes, that is astonishing since some have been fighting them since the early 1600s.."

Times change, nowadays it is windmills doing the tilting at imaginary foe.

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Re: Surprised?

"from things like the scientific process and consensus"

Yes we all need to be as convinced as the guy questioned here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw

Look at religions, people will believe any old shit without a shred of evidence as long as they think enough other people believe the same thing. That is why the 97% fabrication is so often stated and so important to this religion.

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Surprised?

Not like Musk doesn't have a huge vested interest with Climate change to thank for millions of tax payer $.

WannaCrypt: Pwnage is a fact of life but cleanup could and should be way easier

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""restore" - from what?"

PAR is a file based redundant storage system. 10% of PAR files generated across a whole drive could recover up to 10% of any files on that drive. It is a very efficient in storage space and inefficient in processing power method for protecting data against partial loss or corruption.

I don't see it being very useful for protection against encrypting attacks.

EU axes geo-blocking: Upsets studios, delights consumers

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Re: "the removal of geo-blocking will weaken the financial value of content"

" please put the mirror down and stop talking to yourself. "

Such cutting wit, such a clever put down, you have me sobbing into my keyboard.

Still saying it you know.

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Re: "the removal of geo-blocking will weaken the financial value of content"

"cost about the same"

In which case geo-blocking would be pointless as would be preventing it.

"You were saying?"

I was saying fucking moron and still am.

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Re: "the removal of geo-blocking will weaken the financial value of content"

"where a subscriber is as long as he is paying his subscription "

Because a Romanian subscriber can't afford and won't pay nearly as much as a German or French one That is the whole fucking point of geoblocking.

Prices in Romania are lower because a lower price gives providers most return there. A single EU price (which is not what this directive provides but what the dumb arse EU would like) means fewer Romanians will consume media and the ones that do will have to pay more. The providers make less money in Romania and have to hike prices elsewhere. Fewer people get to consume the available media and all those that do get to pay more for it - brilliant. "Thank god for the EU", you fucking moron.

Of course in 20 years time when the whole EU is as poor as Romania (unless including the likes of Turkey and Ukraine makes it take longer) a single price will be fine. That is the EU technocrats wet dream, them controlling an enormous homogeneous mass of people dumb enough to think they need technocrats to tell them what is good for them.

Your job might be automated within 120 years, AI experts reckon

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Re: >>Your job might be automated within 120 years, AI experts reckon

Bring back the looms you have to pedal to create new jobs I say.

Windows 10 love to see PC market grow again. Future iPhone to be clear. Elvis to re-appear

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Can I have...

some of what they are smoking - please.

Machine 1, Man 0: AlphaGo slams world's best Go player in the first round

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And how much hardware it takes....

to beat a human seems to be a secret. I see old figures like 1920 CPUs plus 280 GPUs and probably now google's custom tensor processors.

Are we talking about silicon running on 85kW (30W/CPU + 100W/GPU) to beat meat running on 20W?

How much of the success is down program improvement and how much down to throwing large amounts of hardware at it?

Google wants to track your phone and credit card through meatspace

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Re: Oh for Pity's Sake

"I can't see how on earth Google getting round that could ever be considered legal."

They will just buy some new laws by buying politicians that make them.

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Re: Android Pay?

"anyone know what data Google gets from an Android Pay transaction"

They are in bed with the retailers and get everything.

Needed so they can provide essential features like automatically tweeting what flavour latte you just google paid for in twatbucks.

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Re: We're already being asked for email addresses at the till

"My response each time is the same - to refuse to give my email address."

I would give them an email address. Probably gofuck@yourself.com

"even Aunty Beeb"

I have created several BBC accounts with similar email addresses.

Yahoo! retires! bleeding! ImageMagick! to! kill! 0-day! vulnerability!

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Re: What! The! Hell! Does! ImageMagick! Have! To! Do! With! Yahoo!?

Puzzled me a bit, but, I assume it runs on Yahoo servers for their web based email service.

Why anyone would still be using Yahoo for email is what confuses me.

Windows 10: Triumphs and tragedies from Microsoft Build

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Re: Business users

"LibreOffice is nowhere near functional parity with Microsoft Office"

Sure, but, I still see people hit tab at the start of every line when they want a paragraph indented.

Like a celeb going bonkers with botox, Google injects 'AI' into anything it can

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"11.5 petaflops of computation for machine learning workloads"

Errm, why does machine learning need floating point?

Hardly anything I have learnt or know is expressed with decimal places.

Ransomware scum have already unleashed kill-switch-free WannaCry‬pt‪ variant

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Re: Inevitable

"blaming a commercial company for not patching a 13 year"

I think blaming and criticising a company that sold you buggy vulnerable crap and refuses to fix bugs because someone else didn't find and advise them of them soon enough is entirely justified.

I have some compilers from a company with a policy that finding a bug in an obsolete unsupported version of the compiler entitles you to a free upgrade to a current supported version. That would be the policy of a decent company (which Microsoft clearly isn't). Of course Microsoft's current supported version being a piece of shit that no one wants would stymie such a policy.

Microsoft's Windows 10 ARM-twist comes closer with first demonstration

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Re: Enough negative energy -_-

"And the thing that you guys are missing is"

And the thing you are missing is Win 10 is a steaming pile of spyware shit that thinks it is a phone and that no one really wants to run on intel never mind arm.

Windows is a shit and expensive OS supported by the volume and quality of Win32 and 64 applications written for it. Without continued development of those it is Windows that should be considered legacy not x86.

A bleary-eyed Microsoft wakes up after its cloud, IoT party, clears throat: 'Oh yeah, so Windows...'

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"Microsoft has no answer to Android or iOS..."

Which I presume does not mean they are going to fix the Windows they fucked up trying to be them?

10Mbps universal speeds? We'll give you 30Mbps, pleads Labour in leaked manifesto

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Completely scrapping ADSL then

No more moronic than the rest of nice things in their manifesto.

Lots of treats we would all like if only we actually lived in labour's cloud cuckoo land where no one has to pay for them.

That said, the end of my knob has more chance of being prime minister than Corbyn, why does anyone even bother reading their manifesto?

UK General Election 2017: How EU law will hit British politicians' Facebook fight

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I guess politicians see Facebook users..

as a large resource of easily influenced morons - and I guess they are right - ahhh well.

ISPs must ensure half of punters get advertised max speeds

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ASA - 'making life easier for morons every day'.

I renewed a contract yesterday and had to listen to about 1 minute of drivel about the range of connection speeds and what might effect them on the FTTC connection I have already had for 4 years.

I also found out a couple of days ago the requirement to quote prices with line rental included is an ASA not Ofcom thing and only applies to advertising so ISPs can still bill line rental separately and still offer 12 month line rental discount contracts and mismatched 18 month broadband contracts to try to lock customers into 3 of one and 2 of the other.

"However, the proposals do not appear to consider upload speeds."

Why? ISPs seem to have decided not to mention upload speeds at all. In these 'cloudy' days they are more important than ever. Looking at you Virgin and those offering shitty 40/2 FTTC services.

'I feel violated': Engineer who pointed out traffic signals flaw fined for 'unlicensed engineering'

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Re: Not regulated?

"> Nowadays a degree only slightly over qualifies you to fill supermarket shelves."

"And you would say that on the experience of having attained which qualifications, exactly"

I say that on the basis of UK universities accepting 532k students in 2015, and it being about ten times more than when one accepted me.

I quit half way through the course to be paid to do something more interesting and useful. I probably couldn't do that today because ironically degrees are so 2 a penny and worthless you won't be considered for anything much more demanding than stacking supermarket shelves without one.

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Re: Not regulated?

"the civilised world it is"

The civilised world doesn't let some professions hijack parts of their language never mind enforce it with legislation.

Anyhow, just another twat who thinks the time and money they spent in university ought to be worth more than it is. Nowadays a degree only slightly over qualifies you to fill supermarket shelves.

A switch with just 49 ns latency? What strange magic is this?

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Re: The future...

"HFT shows that the financial system is broken"

Broken? More like being abused. The trading systems should add up to 5 seconds of random delay to each trade to stop traders wasting money on technology and location trying to screw each other.

iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

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Just goes to show...

How well apple knows its (potential) customers.

Morons who can be confused by apple and pears.

Another ZX Spectrum modern reboot crowdfunder pops up

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Re: Rick Dickinson

"looks like a million dollars"

Why would people want it to look like a million dollars instead of the original 19 and sixpence look?

I don't really understand why people want it at all

Microsoft plans summer CRM war opener against Salesforce

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"Innocent users of LinkedIn"

Think you misspelt stupid there.

The only people inviting me to linkedin were trying to sell me stuff or themselves.

Webroot antivirus goes bananas, starts trashing Windows system files

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Second thing to make be laugh today

1st was on the beeb about lawyers seeking stays of execution for two death row inmates on the grounds of poor health.

Give 'bots a chance: Driverless cars to be trialled between London and Oxford

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Re: "and brings a host of new questions surrounding the way these vehicles will...

" wtahc out for the wheelie bin in the road"

If they can't recognise a wheelie bin without being told about it then the message will be "watch out for me I am crashed into something" presumably needed because they can't recognise a crashed car either?

The rest sounds like built in and forced to use Waze.

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"and brings a host of new questions surrounding the way these vehicles will...

communicate with each other"

Driverless cars any day now - shame about the host of new questions?

If they need to communicate with each other they are kinda screwed - because they are not going to be communicating with pedestrians or cyclists or animals or inanimate objects.

Chap 'fixes' Microsoft's Windows 7 and 8 update block on new CPUs

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Of course we wouldn't have this problem if...

Windows 10 wasn't so completely shit they couldn't give it away.

'Nobody's got to use the internet,' argues idiot congressman in row over ISP privacy rules

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"He went on to praise...

broadband providers because they had "invested an awful lot of money" in building up networks."

and in funding him no doubt.

Alert: Using a web ad blocker may identify you – to advertisers

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Re: Why should a browser report extensions in use?

"since it said it only works in Chrome"

But using Chrome means you don't care about privacy anyway.

The logins and extensions usages is irrelevant anyway, their browser fingerprinting is completely rubbish.

It told me I was the same as about 680 among 5200 while this https://panopticlick.eff.org tells me my browser is unique among 213k.

Parcel bods Hermes become latest London drone delivery droogs

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Re: But sometimes, random comedy gold...

"Like the day I opened the door on a startled Hermes driver who handed me a card telling me I wasn't in."

I have had similar crap from the post office. It seems when overloaded with parcels they swap some for postcards and very quietly shove them through the letter box.

BT's spam blocker IDs accident claims as top nuisance call

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Re: The only real solution

"a large enough majority of the public stop making these crooks enough money"

The calls cost almost nothing which is why a microscopic proportion of the public responding is enough to keep them coming. A real solution would be to make calls more expensive.

Cowardly Microsoft buries critical Hyper-V, WordPad, Office, Outlook, etc security patches in normal fixes

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Microsoft's new affirmation

"Every day, in every way, I'm getting suckier and suckier"

Broadband providers almost double prices after deals end

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Article and 29 comments so far and not one mention of

Retentions.

Most (all?) ISPs have retention departments. Most of the telephone systems even have a dedicated option for "Thinking of leaving us".

It is possible (but not guaranteed) that you will get a better deal than you could by moving. A contract extension with you costs the ISP less than a contract setting up a new customer it makes sense for them to try to keep you but you won't get if you are not threatening to leave.

Windows 10 Creators Update general rollout begins with a privacy dialogue

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"Should you upgrade?"

Stop calling it an upgrade FFS.

The question should be

Should you pay money to move to a steaming pile of spyware shit that thinks it is a phone to run your Windows applications?

Shadow Brokers crack open NSA hacking tool cache for world+dog

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Re: "Assad is a doctor"

"talk about brutal regimes and dictators"

It is not a question of him being brutal or evil it is a question of him (and presumably his advisers) being idiots choosing to do their regime significant harm.

"aircraft movements that matched the attack?"

Of course they were bombing the place they are fighting a war. The question is were the chemicals in the bombs, were the chemicals stockpiled and released by conventional bombs, were the chemicals deliberately released by the rebels. I think the middle option most likely and the last more likely than the first.

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Re: "wake of a chemical weapons attack on civilians"

Since posting I notice even the BBC (hardly reluctant to tow political lies) is calling it a "*suspected* chemical attack".

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Re: "wake of a chemical weapons attack on civilians"

"to protect or extend their power."

Except using chemical weapons would predictably do exactly the opposite in spades.

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"wake of a chemical weapons attack on civilians"

I have been wondering what planet I am on recently. Assad is a doctor, an educated man some of which came from the UK, he married a British woman. He is not a fool and understands western culture and values. On what planet would he think it even a tiny bit of a good idea to use chemical weapons instead of conventional weapons against ISIS terrorist rebel holdings? Why do it now when he is winning the civil war?

I main message from this fiasco is to the ISIS terrorists who now know they can kill a few civilians with chemicals and blame Assad and an orange idiot in American will fire $100 million of missiles at their enemy - what a bargain.

Ofcom pressuring BT to slash wholesale prices for superfast broadband

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"Our plans are designed to...

encourage long-term investment in future ultrafast, full-fibre networks, while promoting competition and protecting consumers from high prices."

So reducing Openreach prices means Openreach have less money to invest and their possible competition have less incentive to invest and be competitors.

Ofcom's design is rubbish, but, what else is to be expected from the utterly useless and incompetent Ofcom?

UK gov draws driverless car test zone around M40 corridor

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"that buyers of driverless cars"

So where can I buy one then?

These people are in cloud cuckoo land.

I predict in 20 years time you will still not be able to buy an autonomous vehicle for general road use.

Microsoft wants screaming Windows fans, not just users

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"Windows needs to be able to win fans"

If you want me to be a fan don't turn the tool that I use to run Windows applications into a steaming pile of uncontrollable spyware shit that thinks it is a phone.

"that thought in the back of my mind 'How are our fans going to react?'"

The opinion of a handful of loons who like the crap you have been producing recently is important why?

Maybe you should have though about the reaction of hundreds of millions which was to reject your Windows 10 crap even while you were trying to ram it down their throats for free.

FYI Docs.com users: You may have leaked passwords, personal info – thousands have

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Surprised?

You have to be a technically illiterate moron to be using Office 365 and Microsoft cloud services so what the hell do you expect?

Android Forums resets passwords after hack

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Re: I'll leave this here.

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

and you trust that site not to be harvesting all the email addresses people check?

I suppose I could check the dozens of throw away email addresses I have use to join forums like this, but, why would I care even if I could remember some of them?