* Posts by agatum

117 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Oct 2015

Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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Coat

Mac Pro (Late-2013)™ to be "dildo shaped"

I reckon that would be just too painfull.

Lenovo denies claims it plotted with Microsoft to block Linux installs

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Re: Microsoft will be paying vendors to deploy their malware os Windows 10....

I have to ask, do you really believe Microsoft give a flying fuck what is written on this rather parochial website?

Yes, yes I really do. Any other questions?

Microsoft thinks time crystals may be viable after all

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Re: Buh?

Dabbsie will explain it better - with a bacon sandwich analogy

Probably. While waiting for his article I suspect it's about how all failing dynasties resort to magic. Romans did that and so did Numenoreans.

Edward Snowden's 40 days in a Russian airport – by the woman who helped him escape

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Black Helicopters

Suckers.

US government had filled out the forms incorrectly

Government filling out forms incorrectly: priceless.

Petulant Facebook claims it can't tell the difference between child abuse and war photography

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Re: Facebook & Maturity have never and will never go hand in hand

I know very few actual adults who are capable of doing this, it's one of the primary reasons I have dropped many people from my friend circles

Ditto. These days my address book does not consume too much memory. But hey, quality over quantity any fucking day.

Microsoft's beta language service gets C# dev kit

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Thumb Up

Finally I get it.

LUIS – the Language Understanding Intelligent Service

Slurp inputs venomous customer feedback about win10 into LUIS. LUIS output: 'all is well, keep up the good work'. So no 'understanding' nor 'intelligent'.

Microsoft can't tell North from South on Bing Maps

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Re: already fixed

amazing as it is, someone has apparently already fixed this bug...

They moved Melbourne near Japan?

Some Windows 10 Anniversary Update: SSD freeze

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WTF?

Re: Where are all the MS apologists?

Still, if you like having to write your own drivers, or battling with format incompatibilities, or leaning pages of archaic syntax left over from the seventies, then yeah, Linux is your weapon of choice.

Where do you get your hallucinogen-covered lollipops?

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Re: Where are all the MS apologists?

[awaiting downvotes]

There you go.

I doesn't mean (for me) flying fuck if win10 is the best os in the world with largest application base. The problem is slurp's attitude. That they own my system and can send data out of my system and advertise products on my system and even install products on my system as they will.

I am head of a tiny software company and our clients are moving away from slurp/win by my recommendation. So you may despise us 'tiddly IT managers' but there are a lot of us. And when we recommend something to our customers they know and trust (remember trust, you still trust slurp?) that we do not recommend something lightly and that us recommending something is solely for their benefit.

/rant

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Re: Business as usual then?

The question is though, will MS learn from their mistakes?

No.

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Re: Leaving Microsoft

But books can remain useful for some time afterwards - at the very least you can sell them second hand.

And books do not force you to continue buying same books with slightly different cover with same story inside from the same author over and over again.

Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

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Mushroom

What are Microsoft smoking?

Seems to me they are burning bridges. Maybe that's the smoke you detect.

Bought a GTX 970? Congrats, Nvidia owes you thirty bucks

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Coat

So what was their excuse? 4 billion bytes is kinda close-ish to 3.5GB

Maybe they defined it as low precision

uniform lowp float RAM_GIGABYTES = 4.0;

and they encountered rounding errors...

Microsoft ordered to fix 'excessively intrusive, insecure' Windows 10

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Linux

Re: To think that...

thinks: Hmm, had enough of Windows. Really need to make the leap to Linux. Oh, there's a million different flavours. Let's see which one I need to go for... er... ah... er, I'll carry on with Windows for now; maybe I'll look at Linux next week...

No no no, don't quit now, you are on the path. Just go with mint, it's easy. I'll even help you install it and show you the basics.

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

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Re: Ah...

... installed Windows 10 on their laptop.

When in uni I certainly had my share of horrible mornings after all night 'studying' but not nearly horrendous as that.

WIPO chief trying to 'fix the composition of the Staff Council' – lawyer

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: How does he still have a job?

Septic Blather

You, Mr. Hobson sir, see icon.

EPO president caught threatening independent appeal board

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Re: Why can't they just fire him?

Surely someone has the power to fire him.

I'd say surely someone has that power. He's just very very good at sucking those particular balls/ballettes so that he won't get fired. With that kind of behaviour he should be fired, that's what is certain. And those of you familiar with Futurama know with what he should be fired and to where.

Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image

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Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD

So what? Repeat. So what?

Trust is gone.

Tech titans demand free speech law to head off President Trump

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Re: vexatious litigant, eh?

we shall keep this asshole from becoming anything more than he is today

Would you be so kind as to keep that promise? I am truly worried world will be a lot worse place to live if that individual gets to rule.

Surface Book nightmare: Microsoft won't fix 'Sleep of Death' bug

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Mushroom

Microsoft won't fix 'Sleep of Death' bug

First they started using their customers as testers. Now they won't fix. So, what, now their customers have to test their products AND fix their bugs?

Microsoft .NET Core update asks developers: How you doin'?

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on-by-default telemetry

They just don't get it do they.

The 'new' Microsoft? I still wouldn't touch them with a barge pole

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Microsoft make a number of truly fantastic technologies and they are legitimately at the cutting edge of a number of hybrid cloud technologies.

And that means precisely dick if customers don't trust you and don't buy all those fantastic techs.

Intel has driven a dagger through Microsoft's mobile strategy

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Re: Logic & Gui

As I understand it Outlook (for example) cannot be compiled to run on ARM..

There must be some clever business/strategy reason for this.

Alternative: slurp engineers are truly incompetent bunch of twats. Calendar & mail software can not be compiled to run on ARM, really? Or maybe outlook really does some real weird low-level stuff that's all the more reason to stay away from it.

Websites take control of USB devices: Googlers propose WebUSB API

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Re: Where to begin?

>> Of course, if your current workstations don't have access to the Internet, just how are you posting to this forum?

Could he possibly have a cell phone or tablet with gsm hardware? Or do you think you need a full blown desktop env to post to elreg? Large server farm surely required to process these hundreds of characters..

China's Great Firewall inventor forced to use VPN live on stage to dodge his own creation

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Black Helicopters

To the audience's amazement, Binxing then tried to bypass the firewall using a VPN installed on his computer – the same tool secretly installed by millions of Chinese to get around censorship efforts, but whose use is heavily frowned upon by officials.

Perhaps frowned so much as to put Mr. Fang to good use at the local salt mine for, say, ten years?

Flying Finns arm octocopter with chainsaw

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Happy

We used to make the best (by some account) mobile phones in the world. Now we make these. Oh joy.

Microsoft lures top Linux exec from Oracle to Redmond

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>> I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Really, after win10? You amaze me.

Microsoft cracks open Visual Studio to Linux C++ coders

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Re: Thanks but no thanks...

One of my favourite statistics is that 98% of the world's supercomputers run on Linux, 2% on Unix and 0% on Windows.

With your permission I will have this framed and will decorate my office with it.

Thank you, sir.

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Re: "Linux has had a fully functional development environment since day-1."?

Porting Delphi and C++ Builder IDEs to Linux was a waste of resources

I think it was called Kylix. Back then I was using only C++ Builder (first contact was version 3) for development and liked it a lot. I had high hopes when I first heard about Kylix: I could start developing and porting my existing software for Linux in a non-emacs environment and with powerful (at the time) ui rad tools. Total disaster there, Kylix was a steaming pile of <insert favourite excrement here>.

Bash on Windows. Repeat, Microsoft demos Bash on Windows

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Re: meh

use Windows without having to keep looking over my shoulder all the time

Your hardware, your system, and still _you_ have to be looking over your shoulder worrying. One of the myriad of reasons I like about my boxes of mint is that I don't have to, look over my shoulder, that is.

All-American Apple challenges US gov call for iOS 'backdoor'

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Re: There is a secondary problem here..

Apple is playing this absolutely right, and thankfully has enough financial clout to follow this through.

Apple indeed has enough gold. Annoying thought: all government has to do to force this kind of sick precedent is by challenging some other, considerably poorer company with a product with encryption. Said company can't defend itself, case becomes precedent and voila!

Windows Mobile users suffer backup super-slurp as Redmond forgets Wi-Fi switch

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Re: Surprise, suprise....

"Poor? Slow bandwidth? Low allowances? Then fuck off!"

Many would be utterly pleased of such slogan. They'd still be comfortably using their good old win7 instead of force fed crap that is ten.

Someone please rid me of this turbulent Windows 10 Store

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FAIL

Re: What went wrong?

It is probably too late for anyone to take MS seriously any more.

Indeed, especially after slurp excretes comment like:

"we do not control or guarantee the way an app is found within the store."

In other words, 'we don't know what the fuck our systems does or how it works'. Pretty hard to take them seriously.

Squeeze the banana to log into this office Wi-Fi

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Coat

> words 'banana' and 'log' in the same sentence...

That's nothing if you consider there are words 'banana' and 'hammock' in the same word...

RSA asks for plaintext Twitter passwords on conference reg page

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Re: interesting list there

so-called 'security professionals'

The age of linkedin et al offers too easy way to become a self-proclaimed pro. Too easy to add a 'skill' of something even though you have just touched the said something with a bargepole.

The planets really will be in alignment for the next month

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Happy

and those who sat at the back of physics class.

Reporting.

How to get root on a Linux box, step 1: Make four billion system calls

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Re: If someone is able to run arbitrary code on your server

> Is code signing really hated by a lot of people?

No hate here whatsoever. From a developers point of view: as long as the process doesn't get in my way no prob. In Xcode's earlier versions, iirc, code signing was a bit pain to set up, at the moment smooth as silk. Ditto for android studio.

The enhanced security vs the minor trouble: I vote for security any day.

For fsck's SAKKE: GCHQ-built phone voice encryption has massive backdoor – researcher

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WTF?

> The UK government's official voice encryption protocol, around which it is hoping to build an ecosystem of products

Assuming 'product' refers to 'something we all want to use' like toothpaste or car: at the current state of affairs, who in their right mind would ever even consider using 'ecosystem of products' brought to you by one of the most draconian governments in the EU?

Microsoft herds biz users to Windows 10 by denying support for Win 7 and 8 on new CPUs

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Re: Anti-Trust suit impending.

> and mostly we are watching and shouting "Jump !"

And seems that they jumped. Now we are watching them fall. I am having popcorn and beer and enjoying the show, all the way down.

Slurp treats world as their oyster, but not in a good way (admitted, they are not alone in that).

What do Angolan rebels, ISIS widows, Metallica and a photographer have in common?

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Re: Jonas Savimbi

> So are we to expect archeologists to find him in a block of ice in 1000 years?

Considering it's a lawyer I sincerely hope they will not find it at all.

No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs

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Re: I am not a fucking product.

> "What about Linux" - its free but nothing supports it not even its own community half the time. Its just abandon ware on a grand scale

What the fuck have you been smoking?

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Re: I am not a fucking product.

> Hope you have a ruinous 2016,

Don't worry, they will, once some big enough corporation burns it's paws and sues. Or maybe a hilarious class-action. Perhaps 2016 will finally be the year of you know what on the desktop.

FTC apologizes for leaking attendee details … to privacy conference

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Paris Hilton

Paris, cause she can't for the life of her remember which field to use, either.

Windows 10 shattered Remote Desktop's security defaults – so get patching

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Trollface

Re: Zombie patch to enable W10 upgrade?

> Microport coming around and threatening to kill your family if you don't update to windows 10,?

Yesterday evening my doorbell rang but I did not dare to open.

Microsoft’s Get Windows 10 nagware shows signs of sentience

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> It was originally my understanding that if you ran Windows 7 joined to a domain, then GWX would ignore you

About a month ago I was thinking 'slurp would _never_ dare to fuck with business users'. At the moment I am wondering...

Hacks rebel after bosses secretly install motion sensors under desks

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> management said the boxes were there to monitor building heating systems

Does even the said management believe this statement?

Confirmed: How to stop Windows 10 forcing itself onto PCs – your essential guide

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> Do they want to build trust, or destroy it?

No. They want to force the trust down your fucking throat. And they will fail miserably.

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Coat

Re: Dummy here: WHere's the Registry Key mentioned?

> I've got NO SUCH "WindowsUpdate" entry under the Windows hive. help?

Try adding it yourself. Instructions:

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/310516

At last – Feds crack down on crummy encryption … starting with your dentist

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El Regs stock of rather disturbing images seems to be unlimited.