* Posts by cklammer

12 posts • joined 26 Oct 2015

We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...

cklammer

Dabbsy in a local park on New Year's Day!

Hold on: Dabbsy was in a local public park on New Year's Day!

Is it because:

- he did not party on New Year's Eve?

- he did party too hard on New Year's Eve?

- he celebrated the New Year there?

- he slept there? Did Mrs. Dabbs turf him out of the house?

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

cklammer

Re: only .22?!?

The one time I used freshly felled pine as a bullet back stop for target practice using .22lr the projectiles penetrated 55-60 cm into the fresh pine wood.

That was a single-shot .22lr rifle with something like a barrel length of 50 cm - 60 cm from 50 m away from target.

Makes you think.

Why are sat-nav walking directions always so hopeless?

cklammer

Pädo

.. is even more attention-grabbing ...

Every step you take: We track you for your own safety, you know?

cklammer

Alistair is easy

This article proves one conclusion at least: Alistair is easily and cheaply entertained :-)

Christian

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

cklammer

Unverständnis

Also ich habe nicht ein Wort verstanden :-)

I love disruptive computer jargon. It's so very William Burroughs

cklammer

Re: Not metric

>> I can spot American writing 1.6km away

> They use miles in the US of A. And Fahrenheit and fluid ounces... other other cool old skool shit.

I am not familiar with medieval measuring units ...

cklammer

I just wrote at work:

"Oracledatenbankclientinstallationdateisystemspeicherumfang".

And the term "handy" for a mobile as it used in Germany was coined by the Saxons: when the Berlin Wall fell, most of them saw a mobile for the first time which they recognized as phone but were missing the phone cable.

So they asked: "Häm die kein Schnur?"

The nuclear launch button won't be pressed by a finger but by a bot

cklammer

Re: I dont trust computers

.. and yet you read Alistair Dabbs El Reg - curious and curiouser :-)

A cardboard desk? I won’t stand for it (actually I will)

cklammer

Squeezzy breasts, hmm? What happened to to good old rubber ducky?

cklammer

Re: Cats 'n boxes.

Halitosis?

Any questions? No, not you again at the back, please God no

cklammer

Incontinent Flyer

Dabbsy wrote: "By preference, I'd be the proud member of an Infrequent Flyer programme."

Are mixing up "infrequent" with "incontinent"?

Image being an incontinent flyer on an intercontinental flight from the UK to Europe :-)

If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

cklammer

Re: urine-filled bottles

... Cola bottles are for wimps - real men use open buckets :-)

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