* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Go No! Google cyber-brain bests top-ranked human in ancient game

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Re: Congratulations to the team of DeepMind

I quite agree. If the machine invents a game all by itself, then it's AI.

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You can't eat computers, despite of all those chips. You can eat animals. And you can catch, kill and cook them because you have opposable thumbs. EOF

Ad-slinger Opera adds ad-blocking tech to its browser

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Thanks, but no thanks.

I'll be the judge whether an ad is acceptable for me or not.

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

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"How was work today, dear?"

I wonder, do they have a special task force for that sort of thing?

NASA sets the date for Martian robot drilling rig to lift off

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Re: "A vacuum leak during low temperature testing ..."

Might have been a problem with the test rig doing something that's not part of the test. Or Fargo pressed the wrong button again.

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Re: Opportunity

still going strong years past it's EOL target ...and I bet the engineers got to take crap about that from beancounters and consultards because they have 'overengineered' it...

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Re: Opportunity

Yeah, it at least feels like you'll find more on this issue reading 'The Martian' than anywhere else. I wonder if it would be possible to repel dust with a special coating or an electrostatc field - or failing that, setting up some sort of dust trap close to the solar cells in the hope that it would at least reduce the amount of dust settling on the cells. The cutest solution would be a little robot with a little broom and dustpan, of course. Also, I wonder what they use as a Mars dust analogue in testing?

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Marsquakes... bus yes, how else would you call it?

NAO slates UK.gov's 'haphazard' sci-tech money-chuck plan

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Re: Not just the big spending. Still no sign of the £60m George Osborn promised REL in 2014.

The cheque is in the mail, honestly!

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Toys for the minister to stand in front of

How about an array of 1,000 waterproofed PIs controlling lots of blinkenlights, immersed in a big plexiglass tank with sharks?

But seriously, how about making sure that BIS has the resources (i.e. qualified manpower) to evaluate the projekts it may or may not fund first?

R you ready? Open source stats come to Visual Studio

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Re: WTF is going on with Microsoft?

Time to get the "The End Is Nigh!" sign from the attic (again)?

Go DevOps before your bosses force you to. It'll be easier that way

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Re: Comprehension gaps

Nobody really knows 'what's it all about' - that's the problem with buzzwords*. It's also a chance: the chance to keep the bits that work by pointing out that these are esentially DevOps in principle anyway, so we're there at least halfway already. And getting rid of the bits that don't work / getting missing bits in by pointing out that this is what must be done in order to go full DevOps all the way. Repeat process at next buzzword cycle. I hate the word, but managing your boss must be done proactively.

* Buzzwords - the go-faster-stripes of the IT industry!

Chinese boffins grow new eye lenses using stem cells

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Re: So they've "solvedcd" a problem that does not really exist?

@DougS: my better half thinks I look positively sexy* with my reading glasses. Apart from that, with you all the way.

* She also doesn't like skinny men. Jackpot!

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Re: So they've "solved" a problem that does not really exist?

As we are talking about vision here - I can't help but feel that yours has room for improvement. "What could we possible be needing this newfangled wheel-thingy for? I can walk everywhere without it!"

Airbus' Mars plane precursor survives pressure test

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Looks a bit like Rutan had a hand in this, must be the windows... Anyway, research in lightweight technologies does make sense for a company like Airbus.

IBM pimps Watson out to Hilton robot for concierge duty

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Re: "deeper guest angagement"

"Engagement", damn it! Where is the spell chequer when you need it? Slightly OCD, me? You straighten your tie before you talk to me like that!

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"deeper guest angagement"

Is it just me or does that sound a bit, I dunno, kinky?

@Crazy Operations Guy: if you read this, any suggestions for modding the robot to make the stay at the Hilton* more, uh, pleasureable?

* Didn't they once use the slogan 'It happens at the Hilton' once? I think I've still got a postcard from the Berlin Hilton with that on it somewhere.

Home Ebola testing with a Tricorder? There's an app for that

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How long until a home Ebola assembly kit?

The analogy is somewhat strained, but comparing printing using old school typesetting and offset print machines to printing using a PC with DTP software and a laser printer I can't help but wonder.

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The G00gle bugle?

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"... inject the samples into the specimen containers ..."

Meaning what exactly? Spit? Blood? Hairs? A bit of skin? Any other body fluids?

"The expensive machine that goes ‘ping!’ has become the smartphone that surfs Bing."

It's just too bad that nothing really rhymes with G00gle, isn't it?

Woz waxwork weady to woll

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All hail The Mighty Woz!

"Although we suspect a significant proportion of visitors to the wax museum in future will wonder who the short hairy guy is standing next to Jobs and Zuckerberg."

And that's precisely why he should - no, must - be there.

Don't snoop on staff via wearables, says Dutch privacy agency

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Re: Be seeing you @AndyS / The Prisoner

A series well worth watching (again) - although it was made in the late 1960ies it's surprisingly (or eeriely) topical: total surveillance, mind control, AI, total immersion virtual reality, the fight for privacy...

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Re: I am not a 'consumer'

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

(Yes, this is also a quote from The Prisoner)

Big-screen Skype gets small farewell note

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"What Microsoft seems to have missed in its assessment of the market is that a Skype call on the TV kind of gets in the way of watching sports or Netflix."

Also, at least some of the 'smart' TV sets won't work with bog-standard peripherals like, say, a Logitech webcam - no no no, it has to be a proprietary thingy at four times the price. (I'm looking at you, Sony!)

Boffins bust biometrics with inkjet printer

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Re: It very much depends on the reader

A smartphone with a fingerprint sensor is a gadget with another gadget, and once again, you get what you pay for.

That being said, I'm not a big fan of biometrics. The data has to be stored, and once it gests compromised, you'd have to change your password biometrics to be secure. But no biggie, eyeballs grow back, don't they?

Boffins give amputee the finger – a bionic touch-sensitive fingertip

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Upper Half of the Motorcycle: On the Unity of Rider and Machine. Whitehorse Gear, 2010, ISBN 978-1-884313-75-2. (englisch)

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"The team also tested the device out on non-amputees for correlation. Surprisingly, the intact testers had a lower success rate in detecting texture, reporting a 77 per cent success rate."

Not really surprising, IMO. In the non-amputees the data from the sensor is additional data as the native sensors are still active. They are active and transmitting all the time, you're just usually not aware of it because your brain/mind filters the data.

The scientists saw brain activity in exactly the spot where you'd expect for handling touch sensations.

Brains are amazing, aren't they? AI has a long way to go yet.

A very good description about what goes on in your mind when you touch and feel things can be found in a book about motorcycling by Dr. Berndt Spiegel, "The Upper Half of the Mororbike".

Knackered Euro server turns Panasonic smart TVs into dumb TVs

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This is one of the reasons why I don't have a 'smart' TV. Unless you mean 'smart' as in 'neat' or 'clean'.

Solus: A welcome ground-up break from the Linux herd

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Re: With the launch of Solus, 2016 could be the year of.......

Nope. But there's always next year...

FBI says NY judge went too far in ruling the FBI went too far in forcing Apple to unlock iPhone

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No biggie. The requests are device-specific. All 28,000,000 of them...

US taxmen pull plug on anti-identity-theft system used by identity thieves

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Re: Modernizing

Like punchcards and Hollerith-style sorting machines? Yeah, I bet IBM would love that.

2016: Bad USB sticks, evil webpages, booby-trapped font files still menace Windows PCs

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Given the most common attack vectors of malware - what can we do to update the wetware?

NASA preps stadium-size sandwich bag launch

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Re: Retrieval?

Pics look to me like there is a parachute between the instrument package and the ballon. My guess is they monitor the balloon's position and detatch the balloon part when they want to retrieve the instruments - provided there is a suitable landing zone (the OZ outback should do). The sandwich bag will be lost, but as Queasy Rider has already pointed out it wouldn't be re-use able anyway.

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I wonder what's it like when people ask you what job you do, and you tell them you're with NASA and then have to explain that you are working with balloons...

Is there anything left to ask Bill Gates? (Other than gissus a million?)

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I like the photo.

Bill Clinton killed off internet taxes, says Australian politician

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Re: Costello interview?

Who?

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"In order to boast the British economy, I would tax all foreigners living abroad."

Here's one obscure little EU data protection rule that would be good

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Re: Publicity

You and me both, kid... I take solace from it not being about DevOps this time.

US slaps trade ban on ZTE over Iran links

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@ Voland's right hand / Re: Kinski

Are you sure about the title (or is there an alternatice title, maybe)? I've looked (the usual suspects: IMDB, Wikithingy, fan pages) but can't find it.

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Maybe this helps: Countries do not have friends. Countries have interests. (Attibuted to Henry Kissinger, and I for one wouldn't put it past him. Oh, Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing yer...)

Yelp-for-people app Peeple is back – so we rated Julia, its cofounder

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Re: What? Shaddup! / pre-nups and related

Not a pre-nup, but just in case you can use something like this, here is the NDA you need to sign before you can have sex with Charlie Sheen. Hilarious.

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Re: phatic

I had to look that up... good point. Also 'word of the day' for me now.

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Re: Once again, I read "peeple"

Never heard of 'Menshn' before - but yes, possible scenario: founders turn on each other, Peeple tanks. Well, hope springs eternal, etc etc.

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Golden chance

for a tech billionaire who wants to be seen as a philanthropist: buy this abomination and deep-six it.

Google vendor security review tool goes open source

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Oohhh, I love questionnaires...

Flying blind: F-35's radar software fails in the air

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I guess at this point the only option to get the F-35 program back on track is to obtain a specimen of the Chinese version and copy that.

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Re: "can't check engine and airframe maintenance data from government networks"

No problem. They can always just ask PLA Unit Whatsitsnumber for a copy.

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Re: reset button

Well, there is some sort of reset button, kinda. It's in the cockpit of the other plane, marked 'Fire'.

GCHQ: Crypto's great, we're your mate, don't be like that and hate

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Re: Threat model

Bob is an idiot anyway:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/07/verity_alice_bob_and_verity_too/

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Hannigan added: “But what the history of our cryptology teaches me above all is that the enduring problems in the debate over privacy and security are essentially moral rather than technical.”

Okay, that covers* morals. What about ethics?

*okay, 'mentions morals'