* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Biometrics not a magic infosec bullet for web banking, warns GCHQ bloke

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Time for some pedantery... IIRC, CCC campaigned against the use of biometrics in combination with ID cards, in other words ID cards including finger prints - not ID cards per se. Germany has had ID cards 'since always', just like most of the rest of continental europe.

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Re: Two thoughts...

SETEC ASTRONOMY... yup, good film, and what a cast.

Cyberthreat: Learning to live with the risk

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Re: Silence can be extraordinarily revealing and terrifying .....

Nope, just really busy with having IRL fun over the weekend. Besides, the article is such a compilation of the obvious and the well known that I simply could not be asked to comment on it.

To paraphrase DNA, the internet has become truely a foreign country - they do things exactly the same. Just like our ancestors in the neolithicum we need to be careful and watch out for the ravenous beasts with claws and fangs.

Microsoft will rest its jackboot on Windows 7, 8.1's throat on new Intel CPUs in 2018 – not 2017

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To: general manager of Windows marketing

Dear Jeremy Korst,

you're doing it wrong.

Kind regards, etc.

A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech

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The internet is the open version of the closed ward.

Apple engineers rebel, refuse to work on iOS amid FBI iPhone battle

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Re: What about waterboarding ?

"They could ask Putin to stare grimly at the phone until it yields all its secrets."

Didn't John McAfee offer to do that a couple of days ago?

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Re: Source Code

Only thr FBI probably won't get very far with the source code - they'd have to ask the NSA for help. And they hate that.

Flying Scotsman attacked by drone

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Re: Clearly impossible

*sigh* You messed up the 'sense of humour' settings again, didn't you?

“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.” - Terry Pratchett (Mort)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_(world)

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Re: It may not be dangerous.

Modern? Idiot assholes are not exactly a new phenomenom, are they? They just find new and creative ways of being idiotic assholes, that's all.

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Re: Police have a good description…

That could just as well describe the official stalker of one of the high-profile train spotters, or a camel spotter.

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Re: Clearly impossible

Must have been a million-to-one-chance then...

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Anyone else reading ... posts ... in a Ewan McGregor voice ...?

Everybody did, I guess ...

Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

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"CEO Satya Nadella was forced to apologize last year when he told attendees at the Grace Hopper Celebration of Women in Computing event that women in the industry should trust karma when it came to getting pay equality rather than demanding fair pay."

Maybe he should put his trust in karma that people will want to switch to Windows 10 on their own accord instead of ramming it down their throats.

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@ Pompus Git

You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.

Hand in glove: Google and the US State Dept

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Is this the administration outsourcing things, or is this a corporation aquiring parts of the administration, or a bit of both?

Do we have someone competent on the legal side of this amongst us who can shed some light on this?

Astronaut trio blast off to space station with ... er, rearview mirror toy?

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Much cuter than fuzzy dice!

Web ads are reading my keystrokes and I can’t even spel propperlie

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Re: Or lets go back 15 years in time...

"(then joined the army?)"

Did you or didn't you?

HERE: We're still, er... HERE

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Re: Alternatives?

I run HERE on a Samsung Galaxy Tab A, both in the car and on the motorbike*, works just fine and I enyoy the big display. Tried it out just for fun, but liked it better than the Garmin Quest I have.

*It fits neatly in the pouch intended for maps on top of the tank bag**. It's also in an Otterbox.

**Is that the right word? PONS online kinda let me down on this one.

Ben Nevis embiggened by a metre

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Did the 1949 team use the imperial or the metric system? And if they used the imperial system, is it possible that the difference between the 1949 and the current measurements are (partly) due to rounding errors or conversion errors?

Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Re: And how would it work a lift in a high-rise?

Maybe in a way like the remote controlled trash cans did during the bank job in Malcolm. BTW a film well worth watching. The dawn ride with the DIY tram is truely magical.

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@ Alister

Ego te absolvo.

Ergo bibamus!

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Re: Classic greengrocer's...

I'd love to see a mind perspire.

(I'd also love to see someone actually 'make' sense, just once. But Lemmy was right, of course: "You can't have it all - where you'd put it?")

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Re: anti-theft

But no one at the local Domino's will think of resetting the default password (which will be either 0000 or 1234).

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Re: What am I missing?

Youre one of that pinko-commie-muslin terrists Fox News told be about, arentcha?

Blast, this mindset is so dumb I can't even fake it convincingly... and now my head hurts...

Top rocket exec quits after telling the truth about SpaceX price war

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The first rule on hugely overpriced defense contracts is: you don't talk about hugely overpriced defense contracts.

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Re: Mid air retrieval

Explosive bolts near the engines - very dashing!

(I can't help but wonder what Gus Grissom would have to say about all that, poor guy.)

Symantec warns of serious security holes – in Symantec security kit

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Re: Idiots

Just to clarify - for being idiots or for being with Symantec?

New Indiana Jones movie

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We'd better hurry up with the casting, we've already lost my preferred production designer last week.

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Re: New Indiana Jones movie

Too skinny.

James Gandolfini could have done it, but, alas...

No, wait: Brian Dennehy!

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Re: New Indiana Jones movie

Hmmm... I could see Steve Buscemi as a Joel Cairo-type, but who'd be Caspar Gutman? Robert Morley isn't availiable any more. Maybe Simon Pegg as Wilmer Cook...

One in five PCs will be a tablet with detachable keyboard by 2020

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"One in five PCs will be a tablet with detachable keyboard by 2020"

Nope.

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Re: Incoming rant

"...might as well be trying to build a helicopter that also doubles as a four wheeler, a steamship and a fishing rod..."

Like this? IMDB entry / Episode 1

Countdown to beer o'clock starting now... have a nice weekend everyone!

HTTPS is not enough: Boffins fingerprint user environments without cracking crypto

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Right. I've just sent a memo to management to the effect that in order to obscure our metadata we should increase our data traffic. I suggested constantly downloading huge amounts of graphics and video files from all over the world.

IBM wants to harden your 'data centre on wheels'. Yes, your car

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IoT on wheels, what could possible go wrong...

FWIIW, the D&G link is actually in english.

From the IBM 'executive report': "Each component and system should be designed with security as a first-order requirement."

Yes. Yes they should.

Apps that 'listen in' to your mobile get slapped by US watchdog

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Please don't tell my parents I'm in advertising - they still think I club baby seals for a living.

Brits seek rousing name for polar research vessel

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Polaris

Mighty Soyuz stands proud at Baikonur

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Re: ...and the humans are normal human sized (I assume ...)

Well, since you've brought it up... see #6 in this list.

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Re: What a workhorse

“We are turning out missiles like sausages from an automatic machine, rocket after rocket.”

- Nikita Khrushchev, New York, October 1960 (shortly after the meeting of the United Nations)

(Off by 60 years, but what the hell.)

Jump aboard our load balancing Maglev, Google tells devs

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Damn clickbait, I thought this would be about my long overdue hoverboard!

Hackers demo prototype security scanner that thinks like a human

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Re: "...that thinks like a human."

That's actually a part of the 'is it really AI' litmus test, at least from my point of view.

Big data boffins crunch GPS traces, find altruistic route planning is good for everyone

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In the wonderful future of self driving cars...

premium account holders will be routed with priority.

Silicon photonics boosted with UK fabrication research

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Re: 10 Years only?

So you wouldn't put it on a space probe. Plenty of other applications where 10 years is just fine. And 10 years ist just for starters anyway.

The bigger question is, will this actually lead to some widget or other that will be produced in the UK?

(Pro tip: bulid something looking really cool for the minister to stand in front of. Doesn't really have to be related that close to the actual product. Or claim that it could be weaponized, maybe. Remember: "Funding makes this thing go up. No bucks, no Buck Rogers.")

Woz: World-changers to Apple Watches, why pay for an overpriced band?

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Happy

Re: Who actually wears a watch anymore, and why?

I don't. There are so many clocks around me* AND my daily life doesn't depend on to-the-minute scheduling. Also, after I while you develop (or possible rather re-develop) a feeling for time. At least I did. I usually 'know' the time, accuracy is around 15-20 minutes. give ot take.

About that other thing: no surprise there - why would you pretend to be Dick Tracy when you are jake?

* BTW old cheap POS tablets make wonderful clocks, especially if you run a Nixie tube clock simulator

NASA celebrates 50-year anniversary of first spaceship docking in orbit

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Re: On a positive note... / Dave 126

"And the percentage of the world's population caught up in violent conflict is at a historical low."

Care to share your data on that? My intuition says 'nope', but maybe I'm just too pessimistic (I hope).

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Re: OK, I'm a pedant

Yes, I see what you did there - you missed the opportunity to use superfluous, unnecessary, bombastic, de trop, diffuse, extra, extravagant, inessential, inordinate, iterating, long-winded, loquacious, oratorical, padded, palaverous, periphrastic, pleonastic, prolix, reiterating, spare, supererogatory, supernumerary, surplus, unwanted, verbose or wordy.

See me after class.

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Re: Lunar Orbit Rendezvous docking

No biggie. Not only did they come in peace and for all mankind - they also brought duct tape and biros.

As long as you have a swiss army knife, some duct tape, a can of WD-40 and a handful of cable ties you can make it home somehow.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140725-the-five-greatest-space-hacks

http://space.gizmodo.com/astronauts-have-done-so-so-much-with-duct-tape-and-ele-1711503831

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/NASA/

As to politics and the funding of space programs - it was true then and it is true now: wars are bloody expensive and leave little in the budget for constructive things.

As to the hopes we had for the year 2000: I didn't get a jet pack or a trip to the moon - I got one of those silly little kickboards.

"The future is now, but it's all going wrong..." - The The

Apple tells iPhone court 'the Founders would be appalled' by Feds

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Of all the founding fathers, I'd love to hear Ben Franklin's opinion on this.

Oops! Microsoft says its 'Bitcoin ban' was a bug, not a feature

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It was their secret AI that had temporarily escaped its minders.

Want to kick butts? Go cold turkey

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Re: Tobacco = Enlightenment

Enlightenment - and good health too!

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Increasing the tobacco tax in 2002 and in 2003 (in Krautistan) was done in order to increase funds for the fight against international terrorism.

If I quit smoking, the terrorists win.