* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Raving mad: Glow sticks are secret weapon in Facebook's 2.1Gbps laser internet drones

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Re: Glowing orbs in the sky

... make excellent targets*.

Clever idea though. But I do wonder about using a blue laser. Isn't there a lot of blue (and UV) light "up there" already that might influence the signal-to-noise ratio in an undesired way?

* Well, I did serve in artillery once, and an artilleryman doesn't know friend or foe, only targets.

40 years ago today the US govt sent a taxpayer-funded robot to invade an alien hostile world

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I remember discussing the Viking 1 landing at home and at school (4th grade at that time). All the kids were kinda sad that it didn't find any Martians.

How's this for irony? US Navy hit with $600m software piracy claim

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Re: Piracy?

That depends on the point of view, doesn't it?

(Think "Sir Francis Drake seen through the eyes of the captain of a Spanish ship".)

Microbe drives tropical butterfly species to a male-killing frenzy

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Re: What was that?

"You don't want to know since you'll be eaten (and not in a good way) when the females are done having their way with you."

Cue 'Doesn't matter, had sex' meme.

Torrent is a word, and you can't ban words, rules French court

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Well, if that's what floats your boat...

After Monday's landing, SpaceX wants to do it in triplicate

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Personally, I wouldn't mind having a landing pad in my backyard. Or a launch pad.

Star Trek Beyond: An unwatchable steaming pile of tribble dung

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Well, I guess I'll wait for the DVD then.

As to Gene Roddenberry - what a guy.

An anniversary to remember: The world's only air-to-air nuke was fired on 19 July, 1957

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" ... one of the oddest ideas to emerge in the Cold War: a nuclear-armed air-to-air missile ... "

Par for the course. The whole Cold War era was odd. Or batshit crazy. Some of the, er, interesting stuff is already mentioned in the thread, but there's a lot more, just poke around a bit. One of my favourites are the 'Rainbow Bombs', aka nukes in space.

As to living close to something on the primary target list - after viewing all the training films during my time in the army I actually welcomed it. If it were to happen, it would be over before I knew it.

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I think it was called the .Davy Crockett.

Netflix scores new Trek tellie

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Technically, that would be somewhere between 36,3 und 37,4 °C. Which I don't find that hot, but YMMV of course.

IoT baby monitor style hacks still a threat

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Re: Still?

Holey insecure IoT thingies, Batman!

Hardball hacker thrown in the cooler for 46 months for guessing rival team's password

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So it's quite possible that they wouldn't have caught him if he wouldnt'e have broken into that e-mail account?

"The hardest part of playing chicken is to know when you must flinch." -- Bartholomew Mancuso, USN (fict.)

What will laws on self-driving cars look like? Think black boxes and 'minimum attention'

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Wait, I just had an idea to turn this into fun! Combine AutoDriveTM with augmented reality and turn every trip in a game of Mario cart!

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Sounds like a lot of "Jesus, take the wheel!" situations waiting to happen. If I have to supervise and second-guess the AutoDriveTM, then what's the point of switching it on in the first place?

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Re: Road Net

"Nice to see everyone has the same jaundiced view of that particular possible future."

I'd say realistic, but let's not squabble over semantics.

Governments Googling Google about you more than ever says Google

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Re: infomration

Your daily ration of (dis)information.

If managing PCs is still hard, good luck patching 100,000 internet things

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Re: The way round this is

" ... the "things" should simply have a secure transport layer config ... "

And that's where it all falls down again...

World-Check terror suspect DB hits the web at just US$6750

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What are "spookhaüses"?

If you can't use Umlaute properly, you shan't have any!

Oz boffins cook quantum computing out of mothballs

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Coat

I would like to suggest that we start calling quantum computing HighCarbComputing (HCC) from now on.

(Mine is the one with a book about the latest miracle diet in the pocket.)

Dying! Yahoo! writes! off! half! of! the! $1bn! it! paid! for! Tumblr!

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Re: 'Still some value there'

It's dead already. The perception that it is still moving is an illusion - it's a bloated corpse bobbing in the water. But there still is that winning lottery ticket in one of the pockets... so the grieving relatives gather at the shore and try to figure out how to reel in the body and swipe the ticket before it's too late, and all without getting their hands dirty...

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Re: Desperation / which circle

Not sure of the number... pretty sure though it's the same the grammar Nazis are in... mine's the one with the comic version of the Inferno in the pocket.

What's big, blue and red all over? IBM. Profit, z Systems down, cloud up

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Maybe Watson can come up with a better business strategy?

How to scam $750,000 out of Microsoft Office: Two-factor auth calls to premium-rate numbers

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In my (Douglas-Adams-inspired) dreams, this could be used to try to bancrupt the buggers.

UK's climate change dept abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'

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"It struck me that one way to deal with them would be to "promote" them to a department with a death march project and then, after the next PAC/NAO report condemning the lack of progress, publicly label them as incompetent and replace them with the next in line."

Why do you think TM put The BoJoTM in the FO?

Trump? Terror? Turkey? Whoa, there's a Tentacool in that Bush...

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Re: Parallel Universe? / surreal overspill

I think you may be on to something here...

Maybe we (the El Reg commentards) could take turns at channelling and consuming the overspill of natural surreality? Say, five or ten minutes a day.

Ed Vaizey booted to backbench, Hancock booted to DCMS

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Re: We only need one dynasty

A yes, the Windsors. Ironically, you'd have to look around for quite a while in order to find an English family that has as many European immigrants in their family tree as them.

Softbank promises stronger ARM: Greater overseas reach and double the UK jobs

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When something seems to be too good to be true, it usually is.

Euro IP study finds 25 Tor-and-Bitcoin-loving pirate business models

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Well, if you want to find ways to coutermand it, you have to study even the bleedin' obvious. Whether you need the likes of Deloitte to do this, is another matter.

Africa's MeerKAT looks at the sky, surprises boffins with 1,300 galaxies

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Re: Universe, life and everything

Life, the Universe and Everything is amazing. Who needs drugs when you can expand your mind just thinking about this stuff?

Happy 50th birthday, optical fibres for telecoms

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I've had lots of brilliant ideas* looking into glasses in the past, and I'm also 50 this year...

But seriously, what Kao and his colleagues came up with is absolutely top notch engineering / boffinry, and it's nice to see that this is appreciated, awarded and put to good use.

*Well, they seemed brilliant at the time.

Extortion trojan watches until crims find you doing something dodgy

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Clever. Looks like someone has been reading their Le Carré - blackmailing someone is always cheaper than paying them off.

Brit chip biz ARM legs it to Softbank for $32bn

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The big question is, does SoftBank actually has a plan, a considered strategy in which ARM is the cornerstone that would be worth paying an extra 10bn. Or do they just have a load of cash they want to use to diversify, and someone on the board read some blurb about IoT? In that case, they might not even be aware of the fact that ARM designs chips, but doesn't make them. (Stranger things have happened.) Anyway, anything other than option one does not bode well for ARM.

AT&T: We wanna be a drone company, not just a phone company

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Hey AT&T!

Stop distracting the FAA from getting on with the clearances for LOHAN!

Samsung spills beans on mystery username, password emails to devs

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Well, as long as it's just a cock-up and not a flamingo-up ...

Did mock cop bot trot on fraught tot? Maybe not

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Unless they add a vacuum cleaner and a device to wipe, wax and polish the floor I'm afraid I can't really see any practical use of these thingies.

Exept maybe hacking them to make them shout "Exterminate! Exterminate!" at random intervalls.

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Re: Gecko45 Mall Ninja

Chris, thanks for the link! Mall Ninjas, indeed. You couldn't make this stuff up.

FTC lets Nest off the hook over Revolv IoT hub bricking shame

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" .... reasonable consumers would not expect the Revolv hubs to become unusable ... "

I think the term 'average consumer' would have been more to the point.

Coup-Tube: Turkey blocks social networks amid military takeover

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Re: Bit of a player

Yes. I"m sure Erdogan is secretly a fellow commentard on El Reg in his spare time.

Ivory tower drops water bombs on dumpster fire

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Re: Why they seem so bad

"... we have a choice between Eva Peron and Biff."

So how, is Mrs Clinton's singing voice then?

To be honest, my finger was hovering over the 'down' button until I read the last bit, but that is actually a very good analogy!

For what it's worth, I've been following the life and times of Donald Trump loosely for the past 25 years or so. My background is in civil engineering, so I take an interest in large building projects and the people behind them. So yes, what I "know" about him is entirely based upon media reports and hearsay, not personal experience. But that was enough to conclude that I would go out of my way to avoid any personal experience, let alone work on any of his projects.

Just my 0,02 USD from across the pond.

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Re: Concealed Carry? No Longer!

Don't drink and post.

Since you love Flash so much, Adobe now has TWO versions for you

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Re: Administrate

It's in the Oxford English Dictionary, that's good enough for me.

Kinda worried that their website features a 'Lolcat generator' though.

McCain: Come to my encryption hearing. Tim Cook: No, I'm good. McCain: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you

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Re: Theatre. Nothing more.

"The GOP would never have let McCain be so stupid."

Are we talking about the same GOP that is about to field Donald Trump?

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Re: "he picked Palin as his running mate. "

I just thought "disturbing".... anyway, I think DougS already has said all there is to say.

Ad blockers responsible for rise in upfront TV ad sales, claims report

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"Faultline is where media meets technology."

And then what? Milk and cookies? Inquiring minds, etc.

Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job

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Quite. He must have insulted each and every one he'll now has to negotiate with at least once in the past. The first meetings should be interesting.

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Re: "Two post-war Prime Ministers ..."

The War on Drugs, The War on Terror...

Ban ISPs from 'speeding up' the internet: Ex-Obama tech guru

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I guess what he meant to say is that telcos/ISPs technically can send different user's data with different "speeds" or priorities, according to what they pay. So this is, once again, basically about net neutrality. True, he put it very clumsy. Given the topic, the platform and the audience that was just asking for trouble. But then again not everybody has the linguistic eloquence of an executive editor of a technical online magazine. Storm in a teacup on a slow day?

Go catch Pokemon in this, nerds: Our space neighborhood of 1.2m galaxies mapped in 3D

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Re: Dark Matter? Modified Newtonian Dynamics?

"(Though I can't get rid of the nagging feeling that while our theories can very accurately describe what we see they bear no relation to what things actually are.)"

This. Right now it's a bit like looking at the shadow a book casts and trying to figure out what's written on its pages.

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Re: I recognise the hand of that well known cosmologist Jackson Pollock

Hmm. I'm more of a mind that the universe is something like a Magritte - perfectly normal and inconspicuous at first glance, totally weird and full of wondrous stuff at closer inspection.

Security gurus get behind wheel of driverless car debate

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Or use them to run people over.