Wolowitz, if the telemetry shows that the valves are sticky with meat loaf residue, there'll be trouble. Understand? Trouble.
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Juno probe has tech trouble, cancels orbital re-adjustment
Yahoo! cancels! earnings! call!, dodges! hacking! questions!
Hello |FNAME|, this is the Obama-bot Drupal chat module speaking
German regulators won't let Tesla use the name 'Autopilot'
Monday 17th October 2016 06:39 GMT
Autopilot
Nicht-autonomes Fahrerassistenzsystem mit beschränktem Entscheidungsspielraum und unter ständiger Aufsicht durch den Fahzeuglenker für den Einsatz auf Bundesautobahnen, Bundesfernstraßen und dafür freigegebenen und entsprechend gekennzeichneten innerörtlichen Verkehrswegen, unter Vorbehalt einer entsprechenden Zusatzqualifikation des Fahrzeuglenkers und der Zustimmung des Trägers der Kfz-Unfall- und Haftpflichtversicherung.
Radio glitch as Schiaparelli lander probe splits from ExoMars mothership
Location boffins demo satellite-free navigation
Salesforce rules out Twitter bid
Forget malware, crooks are cracking ATMs the old-fashioned way – with explosives
Nuke plant has been hacked, says Atomic Energy Agency director
New Brit Hubble analysis finds 2,000 billion galaxies, 10x previous count
Google DeepMind 'learns' the London Underground map to find best route
New GCHQ unit: Psst, breached biz bods. We won't rat you out to the ICO
So. What's North Korea really like?
Pwned Clinton aide Trumped
In 2020, biz will chuck $100bn+ at protecting itself online
Drone exercise will transform future naval warfare, says Navy
Saturday 15th October 2016 12:51 GMT
Re: Inconvenience them into surrendering
Brilliant! Have one -->
This could really work... carpet bomb them with fluffy toys and little rubber balls, saturate all frequencies with polka music... the possibilities are endless.
Come to think of, a bit like the tennis match in 'Les vacances de Monsieur Hulot".
That UK law that'll share Brits' private info among govt departments? Yeah, that'll need oversight
Euro Patent Office staff demand new rights to deal with terrifying boss
Google TensorFlow AI bots drafted into Ocado call centre service
Wi-Fi baby heart monitor may have the worst IoT security of 2016
Email security: We CAN fix the tech, but what about the humans?
Friday 14th October 2016 14:42 GMT
"We CAN fix the tech, but what about the humans?"
A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?
Time to crack down on sales of dragon's gold - securobods
Friday 14th October 2016 14:11 GMT
Re: Paysafe cards is one way of doing it
Book tip: Avery Corman - The Bust-Out King. Old school scamming and laundering, but quite transferable to the digital age. Quite funny too.
Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board
The exploding Note 7 is no surprise – leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture
3,500 Verizon call center workers can't hear you now
Chat app Telegram's meltdown today was literal – its data center cooling failed
Apple’s macOS Sierra update really puts the fan into 'fanboi'
Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones
Friday 14th October 2016 05:11 GMT
Re: form factor
It's a smeggin' handheld device! It has to be a size and shape that the majority of human beings can grasp and hold for a while, and that's all there is to it, really.
The article as such is pretty much par with what you'd get from a born again christian waffling about an "intelligent designer".
3D printers might sell. Really
Thursday 13th October 2016 22:11 GMT
Re: Pigs may fly. Really.
Research studies in the late 1960ies hinted at enormous commercial opportunities in flying sheep.
Soylent bars farting recall
Student software finds new Minor Planet found way out beyond Pluto
FYI: Amazon's corner stores scan your plates
Thursday 13th October 2016 05:07 GMT
Re: Not really a big issue
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Oh well, that's okay then - no-one is allowed to misuse it.
Rrriight...
Blighty's National Pupil Database has been used to control immigration
Wednesday 12th October 2016 18:21 GMT
Re: I was not posting it in jest
Book tip: Edwin Black - IBM and the Holocaust
"When they came for us, they had lists."
What’s the link between Brexit, cloud and open source?
Without new anti-robot laws, humanity is doomed, MPs told
Snowden investigator slams leaker-detector background checks
UK govt sucks at AI and robots, doesn't use them to its advantage – wait, is that good or bad?
Wednesday 12th October 2016 12:07 GMT
"The UK government does not have a clear strategy on how to maximise AI and robotics for economic benefit ..."
It's none of my business anyway as a non-Brit, and I don't want to be rude or callous, but from an outsider's perspective - is there anything right now that the UK gevenment has a clear strategy on?
Queen Lizzie awarded good behaviour medal
NASA opens ISS to private sector modules
Facebook Yarn's for your JavaScript package
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