* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Law Commission pulls back on official secrets laws plans after Reg exposes flawed report

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Re: And the point of the article...

... seems to be just outside your grasp?

Toshiba conglomerate: Can we keep going? We don't know

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Nuked themselves, didn't they?

Google fumes after US Dept of Labor accuses ad giant of lowballing pay for women

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Re: Are Women Paid Less

"...the market sets a price based on actual value..."

In theory, anyway. IME, salaries and prices tend to be set by corporations on a "let's see what we can get away with" basis.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Is this a good time to pitch my proposal to put all passengers in suspended animation for the duration of the flight?

Internet Society tells G20 nations: The web must be fully encrypted

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"... Politicians and law enforcement called for a backdoor (or even a frontdoor) to the latest encryption efforts ..."

Me, I'm waiting for someone to suggest a locked side door as a compromise.

But seriously, getting the message across that bad (= no or "backdoored") encryption is bad for business is our only chance... which is a little bit sad in itself.

(Mine's the one with the cereal-box decoder ring in the pocket.)

Radio hackers set off Dallas emergency sirens at midnight as a prank

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Obligatory: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes (12" mix). Play loud.

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Re: The siren system is designed to be activated when severe storms approach the city.

Ah, yes, the Morlock "supper time" signal...

Machine vs. machine battle has begun to de-fraud the internet of lies

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This sounds like a job for ...

... The Elders of The Internet!

Joking aside, I can't see how an automated, impartial, working FraudFilterTM could possibly be implemented.

Mark Shuttleworth says some free software folk are 'deeply anti-social' and 'love to hate'

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Re: Arguments

"It became a political topic as irrational as climate change or gun control..."

Nope, the topics are neither rational nor irrational. They are just - topics.

Now, some of the people debating those (or indeed any other given topics) ...

... and while I'm at it: Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam!

Apple’s premium TV plans – the hobby doomed to stay that way

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Re: The second coming?

Well, it's almost easter, so the timing would work out nicely... unless it turns out to be Zombie Steve.

Hey, on second thoughts, that could make a great mini series - late CEO comes back from the grave to haunt his successors that mess up his company. Yeah, I'd watch that.

Sex robots and Radicals set to gatecrash Reg lectures

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Re: Squirm?

Possibly. Not qutie sure whether "squim" would be the right word, though.

Boeing 737 turns 50

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Re: Is aviation progress grinding to a halt?

Flying wing isn't for passengers really. Unless you put them into suspended animation (which, admittedly, would do wonders for space efficiency) or give them some really nice drugs, and lots of them.

( "After the barley sugar injections you won't care!" - Verrifast Plaine Co. LTD.)

Unless you're a hardcore roller coaster enthusiast, flying tube makes for a much, much more comfortable ride.

Eric S. Raymond says you probably fit one of eight tech archetypes

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PS: archetypes can be useful, as long as you don't overdo it, if you know what I mean. Few people are that onedimensional, they usually are a combination of types. (Yes, both the article and the source already mention this.) But concentrating on the dominant traits in a limited frame (like work roles) can work.

Personally, as far as archetypes go, I have found the six archetypes handy that Cynthia Heimel postulates in her book "Sex Tips for Girls" (which is a title that is a bit misleading, but probably didn't hurt the book's sales figures).

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Reading the descriptions, I was reminded of three or four guys I had worked with one time or another, so he may have a point there...

OLE-y hell. Bug in MSFT Word allows total PC p0wnage

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Where is Clippy when you actually need him...

Facebook's 'delightful' AI Clippy the Paperclip creeps into Messenger

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M?

M will send you on suicidal missions and greet you with condescending remarks when you make it back.

Dieting cannibals: At last, a scientist has calculated calories for human body parts

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Re: NTNON plane crash. "It was our only chance"

Since we're doing acronyms today, MPFC had the topic pretty much covered as well.

Graffiti 'dying out' as kids dump spray cans for Instagram, Twitter etc

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Re: Instagram Killed The Graffiti Star

Not quite as per your request, but as it's warp factor 10 on my personal scale I thought I'd share this anyway.

Boaty McBoatface sinks in South Atlantic on her maiden deployment

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Re: Mine's the Yellow Rubber Duck.

This one? (Scroll down to the picture section.)

Overcharge customers, underpay the serfs. Who else but Uber (allegedly)

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Uber's "business model" is ripping off people. Using classic mob tactics.

Customer satisfaction is our highest priority… OK, maybe second-highest… or third...

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Reg lecture exposes the radicals intent on remaking your society

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"What is your point of view?

Are you a hedonist, a relativist, a materialist?

Are you devoted to Camus, to Marx, or to Einstein?

What makes the most sense to you?

Physics, yoga, LSD?

...LSD?!"

-- The Jazz Butcher - 'My Desert'

Aviation regulator flies in face of UK.gov ban, says electronics should be stowed in cabin. Duh

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Re: It's all verry simple

Tough.

Mine's the one with the Nokia Asha 205 in the pocket.

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Re: re: re: re: re: I'm confused now.

It's... complicated.

Outsourcers blamed for cocking up programmes at one in three big firms

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Re: Contrarian Viewpoint

You are technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct. Cheers!

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Re: I think I see what's happening

Yep. Pretty much like the legal eagle consultants involved in cross-border-leasing schemes.

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"Clearly you need to a team of expensive consultants to write a report to confirm this and proffer suitable amelioration strategies."

Actually, you do. Because, IME, management will always rather listen to what an external cunsultant says than to their own expert staff. Even if it's exactly the same.

The beast is back: Reborn ekranoplan heads for the Arctic

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Should be flat enough if you ride some 5 m above it... however, I recall Hovercraft rides in the 1970ies between Ramsgate and Calais. Pretty fast, so a good option for day trips, but I wouldn't call them comfortable. Very loud, and very bumpy when the waves hit the rubber skirt.

BTW, Dornier also had a few prototypes in the 1970ies / 1980ies for smallish ground effect craft flitting around on Lake Constance, but the project never really took off.

Riddle of cannibal black hole pairs solved ... nearly: Astroboffins explain all to El Reg

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But, but - that would mean that Anne Elk was wrong and her theory about Brontosauruses is false... surely not?

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Re: Cosmic palaeontologist?

This calls for a re-make of Jurassic Park, only this time with black holes instead of dinosaurs.

We know what you're thinking: Where the hell is all the antimatter?

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Re: Mexit, of course

I still say it's just a glitch in The Matrix. Should be fixed in one of the next patches.

Facebook's going to block revenge porn with AI. Or humans. Or both

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"While we applaud the objective of the program, The Register is concerned about the process."

Quite. What are the odds that in effect they'll just tag the person in the image (as a subset of the collected data that is supposed to remain for internal use only). Tagging as such comes bundled with its own set of problems already, and once something is out there and in FB's heap of data in any way it will never be private again.

Sorry eh? Canadian mounties own up: Yes, we own 10 IMSI-catchers

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Harris isn't the only company/organisation that can build IMSI-catchers. And there are other ways of getting one than buying it over the counter.

Declaring war on Powerpoint?

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From the linked article: "It seems that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, a voracious reader like Jim Mattis, understands that cogent reading and writing improves thinking, which in turn yields better strategies."

This. Although I'm all for visualising data - my background is in civil engineering, and we draw plans of stuff for very good reasons - you have to have a clear idea what the end result of whatever you are planning to do should be and how to get there. It's all about the thinking, and writing can improve thinking a lot. Which is where language enters into it. Used and maintained properly it's a very powerful tool.

As an aside, IMO that's the real point of Orwell's 1984. The surveillance stuff is essential, no doubt, but also at its core it is essentially trivial. It's got to be there for the system to work, but it doesn't matter by which means it gets done. Shaping the way people are able to think by manipulating the language they use is something else, and much, much more powerful. If you feel that something is wrong but lack the words to formulate it, you are unable to voice any dissent.

Which is why, for example, a stupid, trivial pop song (or a good novel or a play etc etc) can move you deeply - because it formulates exactly what you vaguely feel. Which is also why autocratic regimes try to control the arts very strictly.

ICO fines 11 big charities over dirty data donor-squeezing deeds

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Re: Is anyone hearing the sound of John Cleese saying..

That sketch tells you everything you need to know about merchant banks, ever.

Londoners will be trialling driverless cars in pedestrianised area

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Re: News 24

Dustbins - sometimes there's more than meets the eye to them.

Everything's fine, says Cylance, as workers given the boot

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"a wide-ranging restructure involving job cuts"

That makes a massive RIF sound like something that can be taken care of with a couple of band-aids.

OK... Red wire or black... *Clickety* You've emailed the schematic? Yes, got it! It's opening. And... WHAT? NO!

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Re: Finland

Your mountains so lofty

Your treetops so tall

Finland , Finland , Finland

Finland has it all

BTW, internet & mobile connectivity in Norway isn't shabby either.

McAfee is McAfee again, promises security with kum ba yah

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"It's like Martha Stewart or Vivienne Westwood decided to switch careers to cybersecurity."

Well, Martha Stewart should know a thing or two about secure environments by now. And Vivienne Westwood could design a better logo and a superhero costume for McAfeeMan.

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Re: Speaking as a foistee...

"Made me wonder how many subscriptions there are to McAfee by people who see paying a few quid as just being the path of least resistance."

ALL of them.

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Re: Together Is Power

"Einigkeit macht Quark!"

Pong, anyone? How about Pong on a vintage oscilloscope?

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Baidu teaches AI 'baby' bots English by ordering them around a maze

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Sudo, make me a sandwich.

It's not just Elon building bridges to the brain: The Internet of Things is coming to a head

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Hmm. "Read" - maybe using scanners with a higher resolution... is it possible to scan at molecular level?

But how is "write" supposed to work?

Goodbye, cruel world! NASA's Cassini preps for kamikaze Saturn dive

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Re: First / Second / Third law

Thing is - the three laws are a (brilliant) plot device that only work in conjunction with another neat plot device: the positronic brain.

That being said, Victory Unintentional is one of the best stories ever.

Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer

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Alternatives

Would £750 buy you a ticket to the Phillipines? They do that sort of thing there every Good Friday.

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I'd say that saying the Earth isn't flat is okay, don't you think?

Webcam sex blackmailer faces extradition to Canada to stand trial for bullied teen's suicide

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This. It's easy to forget this as a technical person* , but a lot of people out there have no clue about the dangers they are facing. I wonder how long it took people to learn that it's a good idea to lock your doors and close your windows when going out, way back when.

* By which I do not want to say that I'm technically a person, I'm not an "AI" chatbot.

Mac Pro update: Apple promises another pricey thing it will no doubt abandon after a year

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Re: Use the aluminium tower form factor again

"I'm not willing to buy a whole new Mac Pro every 3 years."

That's commie talk!

(Mine's the one with the Self-Repair Manifesto in the pocket.)

Startup remotely 'bricks' grumpy bloke's IoT car garage door – then hits reverse gear

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Re: What next?

"Look, our policy is, if you are not satisfied for any reason, I hate you."

-- some convenience store clerk in that one Futurama episode