* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Which tech stocks are suffering and – crucially – why?

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Looks like the bubble is about to burst...

Space podule outfit inks Arizona launch deal

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Spaceports

spaceports everywhere... I launched some rockets on new year's eve - does that make my back yard a legit spaceport?

Hot Potato exploit mashes old vulns into Windows System 'sploit

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Hot Potato,

Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Quick, pass it on, poss it on, poss it on.

You don't want to get caught, get caught, get caught.

Drop it on someone. Who ? Who ? Anybody.

You better not have it when the big one comes.

I said you better not have it when the big one comes.

It's a Hot Potato.

(DNA, you are truely missed...)

Bone-dry British tech SMBs miss out on UK.gov cash shower

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Re: not so Smart / grant applications

You can outsource that, there are consultants who specialize in this (national/EU-wide). There are A LOT of progammes and initiatives and what not.

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Re: not so Smart

"The government needs to sort it out otherwise we'll only have banks and digital media firms left in the UK..2

About half way there already...

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"Why does it need funding or intervention from Innovate UK when it is booming already?"

Because it's not "digital" enough yet. Remember, in order for Britain to thrive and re-build it's empire everything has to be fully "digital".

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Re: Almost infinite monkeys

Not more mokeys. More peanuts for the monkeys.

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Re: Yes but

You are either Steve Bong or on his payroll, and I claim my 6,537 EUR (@ current exchange rate).

For pity's sake, enterprises, upgrade your mobile OS - report

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"The whole thing reads like a thinly disguised attempt to flog new phones on the basis that you'll never get an update on your old one.2

Yesss! Buy new shiny things! It's the solution for everything!

Facebook Messenger: All your numbers are belong to us

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But, but, but - how will you "reach out" for people?!?

I will boycott them, just like I have been boycotting MySpace, and look at them now.

Also, I think you are, ala, correct re organisations neglecting their homepages over ther pages on Le livre des visages. I am almost annoyed already.

Trojan-filled Chrome extensions for Steam boil off gamers' assets

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If it seems too good to be true - it usually is.

Cisco: Businesses are losing the ground war against hackers

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Hey, I have a great idea - let's just make all new software secure, without bugs and foolprof to use! Problem solved!

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Re: O realy?

I wouldn't say they are the best placed - but they do have a lot of experience with bugs'n'vulns...

Apple backs down from barring widow her dead husband's passwords

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Re: Just write it down

"Hacking typewriters is possible by accessing the ribbon cable..."

Yes, everybody who's ever watched the Clumbo episode "Now You See Him" (I think is was in season 5) knows this.

All you'd have to do is to remove the cartridge and burn or shred it. Or burn the shreds. And dissolve the ashes with acid. And flush the remains down the toilet.

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Re: Just write it down

Type list with typewriter (or write it by hand, penmanship is an aquired skill).

Put list in envelope.

Put envelope in deposit box in bank vault.

Your heirs and/or executor will be able to access the vault, and given the story here, without too much hassle.

Internet of Things 'smart' devices are dumb by design

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CAB

Pretty soon you will be able to buy software for mobile devices that will show which shiny things are inside a specific flat and whether someone is inside or not. CAB - computer aided burglary.

Juniper nets US Air Force network upgrade

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Re: Backdoors

We'll see. I won't be surprised if El Reg has a story sometime next year along the lines of hardcoded passwords in Juniper gear used by the USAF.

Fears of fiber cable cuts, rogue drones menacing crowds at Super Bowl 50

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Re: Being the pedant I am

Superbowl XXX was the best yet.

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It's more than a crisis - it's an attack at capitalism itself!

The planets really will be in alignment for the next month

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That's how an AZURE cloud looks from down under.

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Re: In the hills above Dunwich...

"The natives are restless tonight... this does not bode well..."

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Re: But...

For some reason in my head the lyrics always seem to be "When the moon is in the 7th house - and Jupiter collides with Mars..." (instead of "alligns") - which would be some sight to behold...

Oracle drops 248 – count 'em – 248 patches, to fix ... something

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Aww, c'mon...

248 patches per quarter, that comes down to 20, 21 patches a week... not that bad, considering it's Oracle...

Ad-clicking bots predicted to rip US$7.2 billion from Mad Men

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I Am Not An Advertizer (hey, new acronym! IANAA), but this seems to be hurting them much, much more than adblockers.

So maybe the fraudsters bots will nuke online ads as we know them. And from the rubble will emerge - what?

Viglen staff mark CEO Tkachuk's passing with a royal tribute

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Not about passing bosses, but company toilet related:

You've probably seen the kind of bog roll holder that holds two rolls side by side. Most of them also have some sort of lock.

A couple of years someone I know pulled a little prank at the company he was working at. They had the sort of holders described. Standard company issue bog roll in both slots. So he changed one of the rolls for a de luxe extra-soft 4-plier one. And put labels on the case reading "Management Only" and "Workforce".

Microsoft: We’ve taken down the botnets. Europol: Would Sir like a kill switch, too?

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A kill switch would be a very bad idea - mission or otherwise critical boxes can get infected too (they shouldn't, but it's not a perfect world) and simply switching them off would lead to all kinds of problems. However, re-routing traffic plus a notification seems like a good idea and would help a lot in sorting things out, and faster.

Twitter goes titsup

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Re: Nice

"Grab your goggles, put your lab coat on, here he comes - Professor Proton!"

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Re: how many of us don't have a phone or tablet with data these days?

Roughly 6.9 billion people. You're welcome.

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Re: she almost did it

9 seconds, that's close enough - given the odds (Jaguar vs Transit Van) I say WIN!

Amazon China registers for ocean freight services to US

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Re: Vertical integration

Doesn't have to go wrong per se - if it really is a good idea* and if it is implemented in the right way. Which Amazon should be able to do.

* as opposed to a PHB's brainfart inspired from a headline in a magazine

(Which reminds me of a joke: How do managers recognize bad ideas? Easy: bad ideas come from other people.)

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Smart move, logical too. Coming up next: rocket delivery.

Bigger than Safe Harbor: Microsoft prez vows to take down US gov in data protection lawsuit

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Truely, we live in interesting times.

Super-computers aren't super-secure

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Any data on how many supercomputers have been used as part of a botnet or have been otherwise compromised lately?

LastPass in 2FA lock down after 'fessing up to phishing attack

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I currently use around 25 passwords and PINs, and I permanently store them in my brain. What's wrong with me?

Trump's new thought bubble: Make Apple manufacture in the USA

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Re: You know the good thing about DT?

@macjules

They could go to EuroDisney.

"We'll always have Paris..."

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Re: Hey El Reg...

"He couldn't be a worse Pres than Obama, Bush or Clinton."

Oh he couldn't? I think you might be underestimating him.

AMD accuses Intel of VW-like results fudging

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So that's where the soot in my box is coming from?

GCHQ summer schools to pay teenage hackers £250 a week

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Re: Can't buy loyalty

All of that, plus you can't smoke the occasional 'herbal cigarette'. Oh, and you probably can't check your bloody FB every 30 seconds.

Spoilsport scientists unstick Spider-Man

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Re: olbigatory....

??? Bitten by a radioactive spider. Doesn't sound very mystical to me. 'nuff said...

El Reg mulls entering Robot Wars arena

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Re: Do they qualify as being proper robots

Definitely. However, if the autonomous soccer robots are anything to go by, the fights would be in real time slow motion.

Hacks rebel after bosses secretly install motion sensors under desks

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Re: Overblown story

Technically, you have a point. But when you think it through, it means trying to counter one 'evil' (insane real estate prices) with another (intrusive monitoring).

Swivel on this: German boffins build nanoscale screwing engine for sluggish sperm

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Re: I'm wondering...

In answer to your second question: rule 34 always applies. But you knew that already.

In answer to your first question: I don't want to think about it.

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Re: Wir haben Möglichkeiten, die Sie schwanger

If I may be permitted to humbly correct you: the river in question is called Donau. You probably know it as the Danube. Celebrated by Johann Strauss in his greatest hit 'An der schönen blauen Donau'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mmHn-FD48

(later used by Stanley Kubrick in '2001', but that's another story).

Put your private parts on display if you want to keep earning a living

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Re: Wanted: Fellowing Virtual AI Reality Pioneers and Cyber Pirates

Hmm... the first thing triggered in my mind reading your post was 'radioactive hooker bots from outer space that glow in the dark'. Am I close or way, way off?

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Re: Just unscrew it from the desk and bin it...

Blame the rats...

Happy 30th birthday, IETF: The engineers who made the 'net happen

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It all seems so normal now, like switching on the light or using a car. Anyone under 30/35 years can't remember the pre-internet age. It's good to be reminded that we are experiencing a technical revolution (and it's impact on society) like printing machines, steam engines, electricity... maybe even bigger. Mindboggling.

You've heard of Rollercoaster Tycoon – but we can't wait for Server Tycoon

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If this means I can be a virtual BOFH I'm in.

Self-regulation can address issues that arise in the digital economy, says Airbnb

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Self regulation: dumping a ton of candy in front of a three year old kid and telling them to make it last until they are twenty.

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Re: A new generation of robber barons

I would imagine a good number of Tory MPs are landlords.

Skype now translates in real-time into seven languages

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If it is

Windows only, what's the point of including HipsterSpeak, I'm sorry, Slacker?

What it really needs is obviously a Strom module. Oh deer...