* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Leicestershire teen admits attempting to hack director of the CIA

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Just to clarify, which CIA are we talking about here?

How bad can the new spying legislation be? Exhibit 1: it's called the USA Liberty Act

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Re: Something with Liberty in the name.

Democratic People's Republic of North America - has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

After seven-hour operation, the ISS has a new 'hand'

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Best Boy Grip - Canadarm2

Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind

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As this particular product has been already above and as this thread is mostly about barcode scanners: You can now buy CueCats on Amazon Prime. I understand they can be modded and used in various projects.

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Re: I first heard this story back in the early 1990s.

Saniflo - the original "when the shit hits the fan" contraption...

As Martin said: avoid whenever possible.

Blade Runner 2049: Back to the Future – the movies that showed us what's to come

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" [...] why does Deckard need the slow and unwieldy Voight-Kampff machine to spot a skin-job when replicants can pluck eggs from boiling water and have trademarks built into their skin cells?"

False positives? Because the tests you suggest would amount to torture when performed on an actual human. And hopefully, in the future we won't do that anymore.

"Skin jobs". That's what Bryant called Replicants. In history books he's the kind of cop who used to call black men "niggers".

What does the Moon 4bn years ago and Yahoo! towers this week have in common? Both had an awful atmosphere

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1 kPa, that's like, what, about 10 Norris?

Hipster disruptor? Never trust a well-groomed caveman with your clams

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Re: And then, back in the ancient days of 2016, The Caveman Martini was invented...

The perfect Martini (for IT persons).

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Open your doors to white hats before black hats blow them off, US deputy AG urges big biz

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Re: What he didn't say

Aww, come on - we are the Good GuysTM, right? Right?

Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff

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"They also get unlimited photo and video cloud storage [...]"

Untill the next smart guy comes along and shoves All The PornTM on it and "unlimited" is redefined as, say, 2 TB.

Biochem boffins win the Nobel Prize for cryo-electron microscopy

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Cool.

Splunk hits Oracle's Larry where it hurts: His failure to win America's Cup boat race

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Nicely done.

US Senate stamps the gas pedal on law to flood America's streets with self-driving cars

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Can I just say that I'm looking forward to the upcoming Senate Hearings on Intelligent Transport?

Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: "Essentially they are reducing home computers to games machines."

"They replaced consoles for some time probably because games were much easier to pirate - and maybe even because owning a personal computer had some "cool" factor, and parents saw them less as a pure game machine only."

Main selling point. Parents wouldn't buy you a console (like, say an ATARI), but you could talk them into buying you a home computer for school work... Not that this was entirely untrue.

Microsoft shows off Windows 10 Second Li, er, Mixed Reality

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"Yeah, well, for us, it's like the 1990s all over again with 3D GUIs attempting a comeback albeit with more powerful and capable hardware."

1. This.

2. You still look like a dick using it.

3. Whatever happened to all that "cybersex" I was promised 20 years ago?

White House plan to nuke social security numbers is backed by Equifax's ex-top boss

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"Joyce suggested using a "modern cryptographic identifier" [...]"

But, but, but - anything "cryptographic" is bad because terrorists?

Developers' timezone fail woke half of New Zealand

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Re: time zones

Do NOT feed developers after midnight.

Town wants Amazon's new HQ so much it plans to split off new town called 'Amazon'

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Dropbox thinks outside the … we can't go there, not when a box becomes a 'collection of surfaces'

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".. Aldus PageMaker on early Macs' nine-inch screens ..."

Been there, done that... one 3.5" floppy drive, no HDD... "insert program disk"... "insert data disk"...

Still, a huge improvement over the CP/M & daisywheel-typewriter-as-a-printer combo.

Russian telco backs up North Korea's sole Internet link

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"Also unknown is why Transtelecom put itself in the firing line by doing business with North Korea at such a sensitive time."

I strongly suppose they were asked to do so by the Kremlin. Asked as in tasked.

Rosetta probe's final packets massaged into new snap of Comet 67P

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Re: What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

Yup.

What is the probability of being drunk at work and also being tested? Let's find out! Correctly

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comes in drunk 12 times per annum = once a month

Analytical engine I usually work with suggests it's day after payday.

Hollywood has savaged enough sci-fi classics – let's hope Dick would dig Blade Runner 2049

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Somewhat off topic, but an excellent comment on the trailer-is-a-spoiler problem.

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Re: notorious for remakes.

Off-topic movie trivia time: The version of The Maltese Falcon everybody remembers (Houston, Bogart, Lorre, Greenstreet, Cook, Astor, ...) was already the third version made, so technically the remake of a remake. Sometimes it's worth to try again.

The Clippy of NetApp is an IBM Watson-powered cartoon robot called Elio

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"Why are his legs jointed but his arms bendy?"

Must be a first generation Bender unit prototype...

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Re: post by DropBear

Depressingly accurate.

The question remains, why the fuck do we keep letting them get away with this?

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Re: Rudd

"Being in the States I'm not sure what the hell she just banned for you guys across the pond."

No worries. Amber Rudd doesn't know either.

The axeman strikes again: Microsoft has real commitment issues

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Re: Is it just me?

"Wibble. Penguin added because I like penguins, not for any Linuxy reason."

It's really Mr Flibble, isn't it?

Physicists win Nobel Prize for spotting ripples in fabric of space-time

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Re: Eddies vs ripples

It's always nice when things work out according to plan.

ISIS and Jack Daniel's: One of these things is not like the other

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I quite agree - you really need a proper flag to get anywhere.

Ex-Intel boss Paul Otellini dead at age 66

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Re: peacefully in his sleep – at age 66?

Statistics.

Azure fell over for 7 hours in Europe because someone accidentally set off the fire extinguishers

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Re: The insane thing about it is...

"... people who think they are consultancy-grade but are actually lacking lots of clues ..."

Meet your new boss!

Life began after meteorites splashed into warm ponds of water, say astronomers

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Life begins when the children are out of the house and the dog is dead.

Microsoft may have its groove back but it's binned 'Groove'

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"Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella's new book says the company has its groove back [...] "

Microsoft has/had a groove? When did that happen? And what else weren't we told?

Tech VCs sue Uncle Sam over President Trump's immigration chill

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Heh, you can read that as the private sector suing the administration for being efficient.

HPE coughed up source code for Pentagon's IT defenses to ... Russia

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Re: Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! <cough> Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aww, cut them some slack, willya? With all the budget cuts in recent years the Pentagon has barely the money to fund outstandingly successful projects like the F35. And I hear all that computery stuff is about virtual zeroes ons ones anyway, so what's the worst that could happen?

NetApp scraps first day of Insight conf talks at Mandalay Bay after terrorist guns down 58

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Re: I will never understand the CULT of the gun

I'm generally not advocating the Ken Titus school of thought, but he was dead right on guns.

Bad news! Astroboffins find the stuff of life in space for the first time

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If you want to find extraterrestrial fast, forget boffins; give it to the telemarketers.

MCubed: Doors open in a week, tickets running low

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Has any AI system bought a ticket yet, and will be attending?

Oracle CEO Mark Hurd reads 'mean tweets' about his 2025 vision

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"In a bid to demonstrate how little he cared about the criticism, Hurd spent the next few minutes pulling up various pieces of research that supported his worldview, which he was at pains to add was “not from the Mark Hurd research department”."

Demonstrating how little you care... you're doing it wrong.

We went to Nadella's launch of Hit Refresh so you didn't have to

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Re: What "would you do if you found a baby had just fallen on street?"

I thought you were supposed to replicate the glitch before trying to patch it?

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Re: Expect a book review from us in due course

"I thought it would be right up yur alley."

UK lotto players quids in: Website knocked offline by DDoS attack

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Why

the stock photo of a German Lottoschein, though?

A todger, a 2.5kg dumbbell, the fire brigade... and the inevitable angle grinder

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Re: a “vibrating” saw

Seriously, you should write a paper on this, this is actually quite interesting. I'm not quite sure where to publish it, though.

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Re: Disappointed

Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders?

'All-screen display'? But surely every display is all-screen... or is a screen not a display?

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The best way to stun people with iPhones is still to hit them over the head with one.

Pains of giving birth to stars gives heft to elliptical galaxies

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Boffins fear we might be running out of ideas

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Please...

do not refer to economists as boffins.

Neither group deserves that.

Boffins: 68 exoplanets in prime locations to SPY on humanity on Earth

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Re: Given our

That assumes that the aliens are rational beings. Which they may or may not be. There are a lot of SF stories that explore the possibility of spacefaring civilisations based on some sort of (crazy) religion. Maybe one that compells the aliens to spread it all over the universe.

Stuff the movement of celestial spheres, let's sit down and watch Bonnie Tyler on TV

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Re: Drones can check out any guests

"Does this make me a bad person?"

Yes, but in a good way.