* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

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Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

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Re: This wouldn't appeal to Vegans anyway.

Lab-grown Long Pig

[Tongue-in-cheek mode=on]

I've long debated the theological implications of eating people - according to the Mosaic code, humans are unclean meat since they neither chew the cud nor have divided feet. However, in a Christian world the old Mosaic Law is of null effect and thus, the old rules about unclean meat no longer apply[1].

So does that mean eating people is wrong? It's obviously wrong to kill someone but what about roadkill? Or people who dies of old age?

Answers on a postcard please!

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[1] Hmmm.. bacon..

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Where do you think livestock feed comes from?

Depends on the livestock and where they live..

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Or I could just eat a couple of hundred grams of beef or cheese

Or mushrooms and nuts - both of which contain lots of protein. Sure, it's not as much as meat does but it's certainly a lot more than quinoa..

(I'm neither vegan nor vegetarian - but I do try to cut down how much meat I eat.)

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We've evolved to eat natural products

If you are going to wave the "we've evolved" flag you might as well do it properly - we evolved to eat whatever we could hunt or forage (and in past epochs that's varied widely between 'mostly plant' to 'mostly meat' and back again depending on where you lived and what the climate was at the time.

What we didn't evolve for was to sit for 8-10 hours in a fairly static position eating sugar-rich[1] foods while exerting very little energy to obtain said foods. Taken to absurdity - if you want a burger you should go out and forage all the bits that make up the non-meat bits and then hunt and kill an aurochs and butcher it yourself..

Also, if the vat-grown products contain the same nutrients in approximately equal amounts to real meat, do you think your body can tell? It doesn't have a magical "is it vat-grown" sensor..

So the "we've evolved" stchick is a pretty useless one.

[1] Given that industrial sugar production has only happened in the last 2-3 hundred years. Before that the main source was honey and that had it's own risks in gatering and was only available in small amounts.

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What about those intolerant to plant proteins or worse allergic?

Oldest Brother is pretty severely allergic to soy protein (fortunately not to anaphylactic shock levels) and you have a pretty grim future in a meat-free world since the majority of the meat alternatives contain soya in one form or another. Except (maybe) quorn - good old mycoprotein.

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

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Re: Shoebox sized eh...

And ill tempered..

Sharks ain't ill-tempered - they are just misunderstood.

Much like my source of all evil misunderstood senior black cat..

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Focused energy is the first step to a Star Trek-like transporter

I'll get out my magnifying glass then!

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Re: Not Optimistic

Given it is the Nine Seniles trying to understand something more complex that a toaster

Well - we could lend you our Supreme Court - the Law Laords have been showing unexpected sense lately..

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Re: Could be *very* interesting

entire software industry comes crashing down overnight

*In the US*.

Which means people like Microsoft/Google/Apple et. al. would need to change countries or get sued out of existence by each other..

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Re: Without any sign of a nod toward irony

Time to ditch java any Oracle produce entirely?

FTFY..

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I don't hold out much hope for this to go well.

Well - the US Supreme Court does have form for slapping down the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (which has the remit of copyright cases and performs stunningly badly when their decisions go to the supreme court) so don't give up hope yet. The Court of Appeals appears to be stuffed with copyright maximalists and rules on that basis rather than on the basis of case precident and law..

As it stands there is a split precedence on this issue which is probably why the Supremes said that they would review it.

Use the courts, Jeff: Amazon to contest Microsoft scooping $10bn JEDI contract

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"Oracle accused AWS of a variety of dodgy practices"

.. is somewhat akin of Torquemada accusing the CIA of human rights violations..

Boffins harnessed the brain power of mice to build AI models that can't be fooled

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That is just a very limited part of the field, useful for automated translation, but still very limited

Especially as the mammalian brain will quite happily misclassify stuff that it sees as something else. Especially chair legs.

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Re: Cheese bias

Modern, forward thinking mice have put all that cheese and cats business behind them long ago

The ones that survived anyway..

(Sounds of distant feline cheering when they realise that the mice won't be hiding any more)

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Wild Boar..

... are creatures that should really not be messed with. In the old (pre-firearms) days they were one of the feared hunted creatures - thick-skinned, can absorb a lot of damage, well-armed and they don't die easily.

There's a reason why boar spears have a crossbar just before the start of the pointed bit - it's so that, when you've stuck the spear in, the boar can't push itself all the way up the spear and rip your guts out with its tusks.

It knows it's going to die and really, really wants to take you with it. Presumably in Boar-Valhalla, they get served by the humans they have killed.

Complete with keyboard and actual, literal, 'physical' escape key: Apple emits new 16" $2.4k+ MacBook Pro

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Re: Selective deafness

I run Linux on Windows laptops

And you can run linux on a Mac too - after all, it's just (effectively) a standard PC with some Apple additional extras..

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Re: Selective deafness

While they have this fanatical obsession with THINNER THINNER THINNER

This new model is thicker than the one it replaces..

(It's essentially the same size, but thinner screen bezels means they can fit a slightly bigger screen. And it's physically thicker - maybe going back to the "built like a tank" vibe of the old 17" model)

They terrrk err jerrrbs! Vodafone replaces 2,600 roles with '600 bots' in bid to shrink €48bn debt

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Re: €48.1bn??

We don't get out much in Aberdeen

I can understand that - it *is* Aberdeen after all..

Thanks, Brexit. Tesla boss Elon Musk reveals Berlin as location for Euro Gigafactory

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Is Boris dead in a ditch yet?

Hopefully his career is. I'd be somewhat amused[1] if he lost his seat at the election (unlikely, I know, but it's happened before).

[1] Which is about as excited as I get nowadays..

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Fault lies with Conservatives getting into scenario

Fault also lies with the fact that the principle of Brexit is utterly incompatible with the Good Friday Agreement.

One establishes a hard border (with attendent taxes and tarriffs) and the other forbids a hard border and requires free movement. I'm sure that the DUP would *love* to see the back of the GFA (it challenges their One World Order of NI and implies that NI and RoI should be on good terms).

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but the quality is a lot better

Maybe at one point - not so much nowadays. It's not that we've improved - it's that Germany is now falling to the same minimum-price idea of manufacturing rather than over-engineering that prevails here.

Which is why the reliability of marques like Mercedes and BMW has fallen through the floor.

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Cadbury's moved production from the UK to Poland

Lets not confuse the neo-liberal process of moving manufacturing to somewhere where labour and costs are cheap with 'lets not bother making anything in the UK since it'll cost a fortune to export".

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Re: No, the UK was never in the running

That happens to be an area where the UK does (or did?) pretty well

And still does (especially in niche applications - like F1 - more F1 teams are based in the UK than anywhere else).

We no longer have a native mass-market automotive manufacturer though (JLR might beg to differ but they make a tiny amount of cars compared to people like Ford and they are also now owned by Tata) - all the big car factories are owned by non-UK companies (Honda (for the moment), BMW, Nissan et. al.)

If Brexit happens, we can expect those to fall to 0 - because (as someone has pointed out) better to pay tarrifs on the relatively few cars brought in rather than on the many cars exported to the EU.

Don't miss this patch: Bad Intel drivers give hackers a backdoor to the Windows kernel

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Re: Pah, I have Linux!

sendmail is easy to deal with - Qmail!

There - fixed that for you..

(Mind you - qmail works in a *very* different fashion to sendmail/postfix/exim et. al.)

Gas-guzzling Americans continue to shun electric vehicles as sales fail to bother US car market

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"plug-in hybrids, full electric or fuel cell cars"

Odd that they exclude the most popular type - self-charging hybrids (like the various Toyota models using the Prius system - pretty much all their range now has a hybrid variant (in the UK anyway)).

150 infosec bods now know who they're up against thanks to BT Security cc/bcc snafu

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Re: if (count(reply_addresses) > 10) GetAdminClearanceBeforeSending();

Now, where's my £1,000,000 ?

I've got it here. However, I'll need you to send me £5000 so that I can process releasing it to you..

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Re: Believe it or not, I have a smilar problem

thought I had got the message through, I'm still getting mails from her

Part of the problem may be the autocomplete address function in Outlook (and maybe Microsoft Mail too - but I've never used that) - once they've sent an email to an address, they'll autocomplete to that address in the future even if it's the wrong address..

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Re: I can sympathise....

IBM offered to be your ISP for a very reasonable amount, along with an ibm.net email address

At the point I was using OS/2 on the desktop I had a Demon Internet address. I also had a linux box doing dial-on-demand (I picked Demon because they had some good FAQs at that point about how to configure such things - and SMTP/NNTP).

Since we were IBM-all-the-way at work, I dicovered that we were also connected to the IBM network and all had an IBMMAIL address which we could use to get internet email to and from our local PROFS system.

I think I used it a couple of times, realised what a faff it was and, instead, pushed for a proper SMTP connection via Pipex. Which, eventually, we got. It helped that very few other people realised about the IBMMAIL stuff. Yet another example why I was destined to not be a programmer for long - I was far more interested in exploring the nooks and crannies than coding..

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Re: Dartford Crossing

Tamar bridge

My wifes' dad (who died in 1977 so I never knew him) was the British Rail structural engineer[1] responsible for all the bridges, viaducts and stations[1] from Exeter to the Penzance. One of his responsibilities was the Tamar rail bridge which needed repainting every year or so. He used to do random inspections in the works while painting was being done (to ensure that the workmen were not just painting over the rust but were actually cleaning off the rust *before* painting) and sometimes took my wife with him (she was 10-12 at the time). She distinctly remembers walking through the tubes on the top of the railway bridge..

So that bridge is forever known in our house as "Dads' bridge".

Me - you'd need to knock me out and carry me up there. I'm really, really not a fan of heights. Although I don't mind flying (and the couple of flights in a light aircraft where I've had a go at flying were great fun).

[1] He was, originally, a stonemason by trade. He orginally worked in his fathers' granite quarry in Cornwall then ended up working for the railways/

[2] Our[3] bed is made out of reclaimed timbers from Dawlish station - they were replacing one of the platforms and he managed to scavenge the usable parts (light oak) and had a carpenter freind of his make it. It's held together by cast-iron angle-brackets and 1" coachbolts. He thoroughly believed in overengineering.. The bed is really, really heavy - 4" solid oak beams are *not* light.

[3] Well - originally made for my wifes' half-sister (who is 18 years older than her). Her marriage fell apart just before we got married so she was quite happy for us to have the bed. Fortunately, you can take it apart (although the hand-cut oak struts that go from the side beams to the centre beam are all numbered because they only really fit on one place. Unfortunately, each side has numbering starting from 1 so we had to add L or R to denote which side it went)

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firstname.lastname gmail account

Likewise. But since my surname really, really isn't common I've never had anyone elses' emails.

Am I missing out?

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and we know what grief that can cause

You mean all the spam and blatant extortion attemps that arrive as the result of LinkedIn being brached a number of times?

Fortunately, because I run my own mail server and firewall, I can use -variants of my base email address and customise them to individual services. Then, if I get spam to a particular variant addess I can blacklist that variant of the firewall and never see any traffic using that variant again.

And since I've yet so see a useful email from LinkedIn, dropping the linkedin variant into the blacklist lost nothing of value.

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get some work done!

This *is* work! Part of my job consists of "keeping up to date on IT trends" and I can (just about) justify using El Reg for that purpose..

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Re: TV

DIVIDE BY CUCUMBER ERROR

Oi! Don't mention those things - innocent cats may be reading!

(No - I don't understand the 'cats are afraid of cucumbers meme either - none of my lot are. Flea treatments, fireworks and lack of instantly-available food frighten them, not oddly-shaped green watery vegetables..)

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Re: TV

oddly shaped vegetables..

<Spitting Image Mode=On>

Yes, they'll have the steak too..

</SIM>

Without any apparent irony, Google marks Chrome's 'small' role in web ecosystem

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admitted they hadn't bothered to test their code in anything other than 1 browser

Our web team tend to test against 5 desktop browsers (IE, Edge, Safari (Mac), Firefox & Chrome). And 2 mobile browsers (Android Chrome & iOS Safari).

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Re: "spaces won with 51 per cent of the vote"

Personally, I prefer spaces

In the Bad Old Days (when I had pretensions to being an IBM TPF programmer) using tabs was a Very Bad Thing.. the assembler was very column-specific and really, really didn't like tab characters. It's really annoying when it ignores a big chunk of your code because the lines don't start in the right palce (even though they look OK on the screen).

One of the many, many reasons why I switched to doing PC/server/networking support.

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Google remains committed to privacy

.. as in "their right to ensure that they get as much of your private data as possible".

It's for your own good y'know!

(And to mis-quote The Princess Bride "you keep using that word - it doesn't mean that y'know")

Google brings its secret health data stockpiling systems to the US

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Re: Wow

And they were allowed to buy Fitbit.

I had been musing about buying one of their latest devices. The new that they were being borged killed the desire to do it.

Not only the "all your data are belong to us" but the example of Nest et. al. where adequately-working devices and services get terminated in short order after being googlified.

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Re: What really matters

"Uber’s share price went up 0.4 per cent today. "

Remember, the stock market is (at best) true neutral in a D&D sense. There are undoubtedly good-aligned investors and companies but I suspect they are outnumbered by the N or CE types..

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Re: He makes an intersting argument which is bogus.

stuck on railway crossings

Unlike motorbikes. Which was a Very Good Thing(TM) when I came across a barrier-less rail crossing in Germany. I wondered why all the cars were stopped..

Fortunately, the rails were at 90 degrees to my direction of travel so a hasty application of throttle didn't throw me off.

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Re: Everyone likes to hate on Uber

I don't use Uber or Lyft in my town

I don't either. Because I have a car and don't live in a major conurbation..

(And, on the very rare occasion the I use a taxi, I use a black cab since they, at least, generally know where they are going and have some sort of background checks)

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Re: It's not unexpected, though

Be conthithtent with the lithp!

Igor? That you?

SpaceX flings another 60 Starlink satellites into orbit in firm's heaviest payload to date

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Re: I'm glad my late grandfather is no longer around to see this...

would have given him kittens!

Kittens? Did someone say kittens?

I have a few gaps in the cat colour-spectrum so if there are any silver tabbies, golden-fur types (Somali et. al.) or white ones then let me know.

I'm sure I can sneak a few in before t'wife notices and then she won't have the heart to make me give them away..

After all, only 7 cats is so amatuer y'know.

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Re: "marking the fourth reuse of a booster"

clarification is getting confusing!

It's more like ghee - delicious but fattening..

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Re: 59 out of 60

blowing up one 500lb thing that can be tracked into thousands of smaller things that can't

But hey - it's a useful planetary shield for when the aliens turn up and try to invade. When they start losing landing craft to collisions maybe they'll think we were clever enough to plan it all and leave us alone..

(Mind you, 30 minutes of watching our vapid TV would pretty much convince them of the opposite. And, if they can tap into the Internet, 5 minutes would suffice)

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

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Re: Can someone explain.....

person who changed the tapes was outsourced

Or used the same 3 tapes[1] ad-infinitum, had tape error warnings turned off and never actually bothered to do a test restore.

Sadly a true case.

[1] Said tapes eventually more resembled bits of clear sellotape without the sticky bits. The only bits that still worked were the last bit of the tape that didn't actually get used.

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Re: Surely decryption is possible...

merge, and then go supernova!

Or, when the black holes spawned at CERN combine, suck in the sun which then goes..

Oh - hang on..

Congress to FCC: Where’s the damn report on mobile companies selling location data?

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Re: Regulatory Capture

commenter in another thread used the phrase "regulatory capture"

[Waves].

And the FCC is only the most egregious example (and it happens over here too) - bodies that theoretically regulate an industry end up stuffed with industry insiders who (at the best) neuter the regulator and, at worst, make corrupt laws to benefit the industry that sponsers them.

Which is why banking regulations were unregulated. Which is why Boeing could get away with (effectively) being allowed to mark their own homework and why Pai can get away with blatantly working for the benefit of the big telecoms companies (Verizon in particular).

The worst part is that, if you block people moving from industry to the regulator, the efficiency of the regulator goes down. But (IMHO) it's better to have a less-effective regulator rather than a regulator actively working on behalf of the industry they are supposed to be regulating rather than the consumer.

And it's not a problem confined to any particular party (also the right-wingers here and in the US are somewhat more blatant about it) - it's kind of inherent in the system.

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Re: US Politics

Didn't the Aztecs have a game like that?

Yup. And the losers got to experience the sacrificial table up close and personal.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Re: "Microsoft scammers"

'How is the weather in Mumbai today?'

My usual line is "do your parents and grandparents know that you are trying to steal money from poor elderly people? Do you think your elders would approve? How would you think if someone did that to them?"

One scammer paused for about 30 seconds before starting to cry and putting the phone down. Which I considered a good result - one less person probably no longer working for that particular genus of parasitic bloodsuckers..

(By which I mean scammers)