* Posts by Quortney Fortensplibe

168 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2015

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India follows up Mars orbiter with successful space observatory launch

Quortney Fortensplibe
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Re: Corbynite?

I believe it's some kind of manouevre

BBC joins war against Flash, launches beta HTML5 iPlayer

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Re: Late to the party BBC !

"...Years forward, hows yours doing? A score of 555 tells us you made it to the future..."

Score | Browser

526 | Chrome 44

525 | Opera 31

467 | Firefox 40

402 | Edge

396 | Safari 8.0

Confirming my personal experience that [Google-taint aside], Chrome has now unseated Firefox as the browser of choice for when you want most stuff 'just to work'©

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Re: About time...

"...I've had flash uninstalled for my main PC for a few years now and, partly thanks to initially Apple then others, there are steadily less and less websites that rely on Flash.."

Same here. Must be going on for 5 years now. And I can't say I've missed it.

"...the BBC is one of the few places I have to right click and run flash player nowadays..."

It was always possible to access quite a lot of iPlayer stuff on your desktop comp anyway, by the simple expedient of changing the 'UserAgent' settings in your browser to self-identify as an iPad. This just makes it more straightforward.

Russian antivirus vendor fire bombed for research blogs

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Headmaster

Rusky?

"Russky", surely?

[I didn't call you Shirley. I said 'surely'. That joke stopped being funny in 36BC]

iPhone 6s and 6s Plus: Harder, faster and they'll give you a buzz

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Price of Admission

"...press the on-screen keyboard, for example, and it becomes a trackpad, enabling you to place the text cursor..."

Forget all the pointless twattery. To me, this alone ^^^ sounds like it's worth the price of admission. I've whinged long and froth-lipped many times before about the absolute arsery that is selecting and manipulating text on touch screens. Whoever came up with the original UX for that needs a right good kicking.

Now, if only I could find several hundred quid down the back of the sofa, I could finally upgrade my ageing [and increasingly arthritic] 3GS.

Bill Bailey: The man, the musician, the comic, the troll, the legend

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Rubber Chicken Circuit

"...venturing out into radio commentary, acting in both sitcoms and feature films as well as selling out the Royal Albert Hall, appearing regularly on TV and releasing many best-selling DVDs and albums..."

Or "would turn up to the opening of an envelope" as we used to call it.

That said, at least Bill Bailey is quite funny and has done something to justify his inclusion on the 'Rubber Chicken Circuit'. How people like Germaine-fucking-Greer can still manage to make a [probably very comfortable] living doing likewise is beyond me.

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Re: RIP Ol' Bill.

"...Anyone who describes David Cameron as being a 'congealed laminated weasel' can't be that bad..."

Nah. "C3P0 made of Spam" is still the best Cameron comparison.

NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS

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Re: Russians on Phobos?

Can I have a toke on that, after you?

Zuck, Gates and Bono in ludicrous internet access for world+dog by 2020 bid

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Re: If Bono's for it...

"...A commercial singer with what became a commercial band and basically sings commercial songs for purely financial gain..."

To be fair, he's done all right for himself —for a dog biscuit.

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Re: Maybe other things to do first

"...The vast majority of the world's hungry people live in developing countries, where 13.5 percent of the population is undernourished..."

Looking at funny cat videos helps take your mind off your empty belly!

Robot Romeo gets its 'antenna' snapped off in attempt to 'charm' testy American

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The Empire Strikes Back?

Plus one for using proper English spelling of "doughnuts"

More of same please!

Holy litigation, Batman! Custom Batmobile cars nixed by copyright

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Trollface

Hopefully...

Bacardi will now sue DC Comics for using the Bacardi logo on Batman's chest.

Google makes admen pay for fake YouTube views, claims research

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Oh Dear. How Sad. Never Mind.

<i>"...15-30 per cent of ad impressions are fraudulent, leading to losses in the order of billions of dollars for advertisers..."</i>

Oh the humanity! My heart quite literally bleeds at the thought of all those darling ad-slingers losing money.

<sniffle!>

PETA monkey selfie lawsuit threatens wildlife photography, warns snapper at heart of row

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PETA-Potty

<i>"...The day a monkey decides to bring it's own lawsuit and can go oin the witness stand to defend itself, I'll concede it can hold copyright..."</i>

Indeed. If, on the one hand our simian friend is considered to have legal right to copyright on an image he took. Then he must also have similar legal right to hire and fire his own counsel. The court should ask PETA to show where and when the monkey appointed them its legal representatives.

Conversely, the photographer could produce a disclaimer form, signed with a suitably smudged paw-print, wherein the monkey waives his legal rights to the photograph, in return for a nice juicy banana.

Chinese ad firm pwns Android users, creates hijackable global botnet

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Re: I am so glad

With all these Android and iOS security holes of late; the folks who've remained true to their Luddite roots and eschewed the smartphone are starting to look like the sensible ones.

I wonder will Ubuntu Mobile or Jolla prove any less colander-like?

POLAR DINOSAURS prowled ARCTIC NIGHT, cast doubt on COLD BLOOD theory

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I Get Your [Continental] Drift

<i>"...My question is: How far North was this "far North" 65 million years ago?..."</i>

My thoughts exactly. Don't these continents have a habit of wandering about the globe, over the aeons. Isn't that why we also find fossils of tropical trees in the far north?

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Wait for it...

<i>"...Dinosaurs aren't lizards..."</i>

You could almost say dinosaurs make 'terrible lizards'!

Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS

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Re: Well, a hobby is a hobby

<i>"...a bit less boring that.."</i>

Jeebus! –can't you yanks get it right. It's "Less ... THAN".

Not THEN or, God forbid, THAT!

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