* Posts by LewisRage

105 posts • joined 22 Sep 2015

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New Galaxy un-smartphone can’t go online because Samsung's thought of the children

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Replaceable Battery

So it's better than any of the current flagship phones?

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Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: and also Ahh sub folders Ahh, parents

Just set them up with a mapping at the end of the folder structure and then they can add another 255 characters to that.

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Re: and also Ahh sub folders Ahh, parents

I used to support an environment that had, amongst other astonishing stuff, a folder structure that looked something like this

Operations\NOC\

Operations\NOC\NOC OLC\NOC NEW DO NOT USE\NOC\

Operations\NOC 2012\

Guess which was 'live'

I also made the mistake of mapping a drive for end users that already had a 40 char folder name, so where they saw U:\ the server saw \\server\share\some folder name\some other folder name\accounts

The users then built out a folder structure that used the full 255 char limit from where they were mapping too. Of course when it came for me to do any work on that server I'd hit this huge chunk of files that windows was no longer able to deal with thanks to the fact the file names were too long.

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User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Re: sub for a riot

but did you ever ask your girlfriend for coal?

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Huawei joins Android elite with pricey, nocturnal 40MP flagship

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Re: *Points in disappointment*

why does every body get in such a tiz about a notch.

You've got a screen that goes to the edge all the way round, surely thats preferable, even with a notch, to having 10% of the devices front wasted to plasticy bezel?

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Cambridge Analytica 'privatised colonising operation', not a 'legitimate business', says whistleblower

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Re: BBC

@Lost all faith...

"cambridge analytica site:bbc.co.uk"

This is of course exactly how the majority of internet users go about navigating the BBC news site.

The fact is that if you go to bbc.co.uk/news right now there is not a single mention of 'Cambridge' 'Analytica' 'Referendum' or 'Wylie' and a single entry for 'Brexit' that has nothing to do with this story. A casual reader wouldn't know a single thing about this story, if they weren't looking for it, after reading the BBC news homepage in it's entirety.

It was featured fairly prominently yesterday though.

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What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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RE : M$ are analysing the content

If you read the fucking* article you'd see that they aren't actively policing it, so no they aren't parsing your latest book/email/skype chat. They retain the right to investigate if there is a complaint.

*written on Windows 10, signed in with my Office365 account. Come at me brocrosoft.

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Horn star Sudan, last male northern white rhino, dies aged 45

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"Although extinction is a natural phenomenon, it occurs at a natural “background” rate of about one to five species per year. Scientists estimate we're now losing species at 1,000 to 10,000 times the background rate, with literally dozens going extinct every day"

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Uni IT man stole £22k of Macs to pay for smack

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Re: Eh?

"What sort of background check could you do on me that would show I did drugs in the past?"

How about : "Here... I've got a great big bag of smack, do you want some?"

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RE: 3 years in Pokey should work.

Yes, time in prison has been shown to both reduce drug use and improve behaviour on release.

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Bitcoin's blockchain: Potentially a hazardous waste dump of child abuse, malware, etc

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Usenet was all text based...

...until a mechanism was found to store binary data, this was to be the 'end of usenet' at a couple of points but it's still going strong. Admittedly the block chain doesn't have the capability to remove questionable content but I'm sure if usenet can survive storing questionable content the blockchain will find a way (although perhaps the answer is 'a different block chain').

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My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background

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Mr B*stard

For Mr Bastard you need to turn to autocorrect.

In your spell checker of choice simply set an autocorrect rule to change the users surname to a suitable superlative.

I found this out on my dads copy of MS Word in the mid 90's, he went from Mr Rage to Mr Old Git. Thing is I forgot and he didn't notice for a really long time. Apparently his new accountant questioned it, I'm guessing at least 9 months after I made the change.

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Star Paws: Attack of the clones

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Re: Cloning As A Service

We're of one mind, even down to repurposing the unwanted genetic matter to refill the protein vats.

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@Gordon 10

This is easy to solve, simply copy the model for all these razor/recipe/beer/gin subscription boxes and couple it with the cloning technique.

Every month you get a fresh puppy clone in a dog sized box, you put the old one in and send it to the freepost address for introduction to the doggy retirement home (aka Soylent Pup). All for the low low price of £20/month (initial fee, rising to £20000/month after 1 month).

It'd need a clever name though. Best suggestion gets a 10% off their first month.

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Flight Simulator's DRM fighter nosedives into Chrome's cache

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Re: The path to hell

"Catching cunts who are ripping off other people's hard work."

nine thumbs down

"What good intentions?"

34 Thumbs up.

Everyone in this thread seems to be pretty relaxed about people's work being ripped off.

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Re: The path to hell

@dan1980

"but, more simply, the goal is to protect their profit."

What complete bastards. How dare they etc etc.

Everyone working in the digital world should be working for free and living off the generosity of the community.

Two thumbs up for you too. Shocking

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Re: The path to hell

Catching cunts who are ripping off other people's hard work.

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Developer recovered deleted data with his face – his Poker face

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DEL & * catastrophe

In the distant past I was providing support for an EDI supply chain system, the one I was currently working on was running one of the large distribution depots for Marks & Spencer, essentially everything went through here.

I talked their IT through tidying up a bunch of backup data files that were impacting performance. I said, and I'm pretty sure I said this right, "type Del *.0??" what she heard was "type DEL *.??"

Sadly all the current data files had a 2 letter extension and we were running this in the data directory.

All their data had gone. I asked about backups and she had the audacity to say 'I don't know about that I'm the Unix admin'. Turns out that they didn't keep backups.

Fortunately they had a functional spare system that we could replay all the changes into and we got them back up and running after only something like 12 hours of solid work.

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Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back

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Re: i want a slice of that $600M

"Couldnt even access a boot USB stick."

yeah, because that could be caused by the operating system

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2017 tablet market trended towards torpor

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Re: Google app store on Fire is a cinch

Which is fine if you are looking for it, or even know to look for it.

And frankly not getting people who don't know what they are doing into sideloading APKs they find on the internet is a good thing, having had to technical support clueless family and friends Windows boxes in the 90's/2000's.

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Re: Not sure Amazon will keep it up

Father in Law was after a better tablet and had read that the Fire HD didn't have 'full android' and so hadn't bought one, despite enjoying his 8" Fire tablet that also didn't have full android.

I explained that if he wasn't missing it now he won't miss it in the future. And I I think that would be true for most people; they simply won't understand that the Amazon app store is a second class citizen and that there are options, to them it's just the way it is. Different from their phone but still has most of the same apps so who cares or even notices?

It's only us geeks that dick about with custom roms and sideloading APKs.

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Ugly, perfect ten-rated bug hits Cisco VPNs

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Re: Security appliances memory errors and programming bugs

I imagine that some of what you say is entirely valid, but surely you are missing a couple of points too.

First of all programming 30 years ago may well have been full of exploitable holes that no-one discovered due to the simple fact there weren't as many people looking for them. What we've got now is the infosec equivalent of an infinite number of hackers on an infinite number of laptops, more systems are being prodded by more people and so more problems are being found.

In addition to that is it not the case that the systems that are being released are just that much more complicated? Your programmer 30 years ago might have made tidier, tighter code but chances are it was only doing one small easily tested (relatively speaking) function, compared to a cisco Threat Defense system thats infinitely configurable and can operate in a huge number of ways.

And that isn't to defend the idea that we appear to have a fundamental problem with security in the industry now, but blaming the 'new' programmers is perhaps a little simplistic.

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UK competition watchdog: Fox's takeover of Sky 'not in public interest'

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In the next 12 months...

... Anne Lambert will lose her job OR Matt Hancock MP (Culture Secretary) is revealed to have been shagging children/pigs/someone else' wife.

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China's first space station to – ahem – de-orbit in late March

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Reports suggesting that there are still crew on board...

They've been named as

- Captain Sum Ting Wong

- Wi Tu Lo

- Ho Lee Fuk

- Bang Ding Ow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0

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Wait, what? The Linux Kernel Mailing List archives lived on ONE PC? One BROKEN PC?

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£120 for 4MB

Early 90's I'm pretty sure that £30 per 1MB was about right wasn't it? 72 PIN SIM?

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Shazam! Apple chucks £300m at Brit what's-that-song app – report

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Re: A very long time ago...

@Slap we did similar, although not to the tune of £400, it took a while to trip it up but I believe a white lable of Mr76ix finally defeated it.

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A very long time ago...

...Shazam was only accessible via ringing a 4 digit shortcode. Specifically 2580, straight down the centre of your phone.

This was long before the current short codes, which are all 5 digit, were a thing. They were also the only service that I was aware of that had *any* sort of short code, let alone this superbly desirable number.

I've never been able to track down how that came about, a tiny startup offering this throw away service at 50p a go gets ownership of an extremely desirable and unique number. Someone must have pulled some strings there surely?

Any one have any idea how that might have happened?

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Vanity, thy name is: M1SCO company car reg plates for sale

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tediously a relevant XKCD

https://xkcd.com/1105/

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Permissionless data slurping: Why Google's latest bombshell matters

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Re: Are we surprised?

"northern farmers"

this from the Tractor Boys?!

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User experience test tools: A privacy accident waiting to happen

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SessionCam

SessionCam have posted a rebuttal of sorts here : https://blog.sessioncam.com/sessioncam-and-privacy-why-you-dont-need-to-worry-about-session-replay-ce9cabbe52e2

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The NAKED truth: Why flashing us your nude pics is a good idea – by Facebook's safety boss

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Re: abusive scumbags

And so the /r/incel fallout lands at the register...

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Oh Brother: Hackers can crash your unpatched printers – researchers

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2 things

First off, who the fuck puts a printer on the open internet? And if you do why do you leave the web interface open?

Secondly, I've got a couple of brother printers here. I find the best method to perform a denial of service is to try to get one of them to print something.

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Wowee. Look at this server. Definitely keep critical data in there. Yup

LewisRage

"Okay, how do you exclude all the fake servers from the backups, monitoring and the users?"

remove the little tick from the box next to the fake server name in the configuration of the backup/monitoring solution.

And are you really asking how to hide something from a user?

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Capgemini: We love our 'flexible, flowing' spade

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Functional and honest, literally the opposite of todays announcement.

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"We’ve also introduced a new handcrafted wordmark of our name, humanizing our brand."

What a load of utter fucking wank. I never have and never will be able to believe that people can spout this drivel un-ironically and yet there doesn't seem to be the slightest hint of sstire here.

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AWS to Windows devs: Come out of the dark, into the Lightsail

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Aidan Finn – a technical sales lead at Microsoft cloud solutions provider MicroWarehouse in Dublin, Ireland – gave The Register... a well reasoned and comprehensive technical breakdown of it's specific merits and failures, before adding 'waaaaaaaaaaaah, i don't like it'.

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Ex-Harrods IT man cleared of stealing company issued laptop

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I assume IT Worker here means...

...a project manager/business analyst/scrum master who understands fuck all about IT and yet makes the IT decisions.

Clearly anyone who's used a computer for more than Excel and Project and actually works in IT would have just wiped the HD from a live CD if they were genuinely worried about the stored data, or swapped in a fresh SSD if they just wanted to steal the thing.

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Ouch: Brit council still staggering weeks after ransomware bit its PCs

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Re: "Weeks"?

No automation.

Each desktop needs re-imaging by hand (perhaps a .WIM on a USB stick or a badly implemented WDS) which needs manual intervention to complete the build.

Untested backup recovery. No one has heard of an RTO. There's no spare storage to bring up the backups on and no-one wants to just outright wipe the original machines.

An IT department that consists of 4 helpdesk and 2 'sysadmins' who've never been given the time of money to implement proper systems. Or they are shared services and other councils/departments still need their attention.

Constant internal wrangling because no-one is willing to make the bold decision in case it comes back to bite them.

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Essentially invisible: Android big-daddy Andy Rubin's hypetastic mobe 'flops in first month'

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Shame it's not available here

It sounds great frankly. I've seen it being marked *down* because it comes only with base android and a single additional app (The camera).

Given the amount of unremovable* manufacturer guff I normally have to deal with on a phone that sounds refreshing.

It's got a nice screen and powerful innards, what more,really, do you want?

*there are always ways of course, it'd just be nice not to have to piss about with it.

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Welcome to the future: Bluetooth jackets you can only wash 10 times. Gee, thanks, Google

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What a bunch of curmudgeons!

You'd all be the ones standing round saying things like "This fire is a waste of time, if you leave your meat on too long it turns to a cinder and, although it might be able to fend off a wolf or two, it burns my fingers every time I try to pick it up!" and "look at that twat with the DynaTAC, it's so bulky and expensive, one born every minute he he he"

Clearly this jacket isn't particularly useful but any one who thinks that wearable's aren't going to extend into to clothing is short-sighted and, as with lots of technologies, the very earliest examples is a bit rubbish and very expensive.

So this jacket might be shit, but the iJacket 3 we'll all be clamouring over and queuing overnight to spend a months wages on in 5-10 years time probably won't be.

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Chap tames Slack by piping it into Emacs

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I don't see the point

Slack can do all this natively, notifications can be configured to only alert on a specific @ mention of your name and combinations of /mute and channels would allow him to filter the dross...

>whenever something explodes in the server

Surely just point growl at the native logs?

Best of luck to him if that's how he wants to spend his time of course but the return on effort for this seems pretty low.

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Noise-canceling headphones with a DO NOT DISTURB light can't silence your critics

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Dual Bluetooth

I feel like this isn't getting enough attention here. Anyone know of any other headsets that have this feature?

Either that or a way to seamlessly swap back and forth Desktop to phone and vice versa.

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Giant frikkin' British laser turret to start zapping stuff next year

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You'd need it to go to 50 really or you've got a really weird scale there, 1-10 = 1MW to 10MW, 10-11 10MW to 50MW.

In fact I think you'd find the manufacturers of my electric shower temperature control already have a version of that technology.

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HSBC biz banking crypto: The case of the vanishing green padlock and... what domain are we on again?

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Their personal banking experience is a bit wanky too.

I have a passphrase, something that clearly should be memorable, and a password.

They ask me to enter the entirety of the passphrase (something that I can remember) and then only certain letters of the password.

The password is a randomly generated 42 char string. Working out the 2nd, 5th and last letters is always a pain...

...although it is made easier by the fact that they only ever ask me for the 1st-6th and the last, ignoring the intermediary 30 odd characters in the middle.

So I ended up changing my passphrase to a 42 char randomly generated string and the password is a memorable word. I'm sure next time I have to use their phone system they will ask me for my passphrase and having to read out that random string will be the end of me.

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SanDisk's little microSD card sucks up 400GB

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Re: It's how big?

LG, since the G4 at least, has been claiming it can address SD cards up to 2TB so in theory this should be viable on one of their phones.

I'm not sure I entirely believe it will work as advertised but the technology is apparently there.

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LG teases us with svelte V30 but refuses to say if it's coming to Blighty

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They've ditched the removable battery, LG were the last bastion of this convenience I think and they've finally succumbed.

I'm gonna have to pick up an armful of older v20s and eek them out for years to come :/

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Vodafone won't pay employee expenses for cups of coffee

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I've always found this a bit funny.

When I'm in the office I'll pop out at lunch time and buy myself a sandwich. When I'm on site at a clients for a few hours I pop out at lunch and buy a sandwich, but this now becomes the companies responsibility?

Of course if I'm gone for an extended period and/or I'm forced by circumstance to eat expensively whilst away from my usual facilities that makes perfect sense, but coming back from a 4 hour client visit with a burger king and a receipt just doesn't quite add up to me.

Clearly there are times when the company absolutely should be paying and I don't completely agree with the point I'm making above but I've never quite managed to get my head round it.

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Bombastic boss gave insane instructions to sensible sysadmin, with client on speakerphone

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So he knew how to fix it anyway?

'Had a third party PST repair tool that worked'

So why didn't he just run that and get out of there in the first place? I guess he was trying to drop the new team leading in the shit but if I was the Lawyer firm I'd be asking why 'Diannes' time was so utterly wasted by the clown on site playing stupid games when he knew how to resolve the situation in the first place.

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El Reg gets schooled on why SSDs will NOT kill off the trusty hard drive

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Re: I just replaced the HDD in my laptop with...

The solution you really need for a single disk laptop is a hybrid that gives you some of the performance that SSD offers whilst retaining the cheap capacity a spinning disk gives (in fact a 1TB 'SSHD' is on eBuyer for £47 currently, so cost isn't a differentiator).

And this is really the crux of the interview isn't it? SSD technology will be used to provide high performance, low capacity functions whilst spinning rust provides the cheap cheap capacity.

As with everything I'm sure eventually a 9-dimensional quantum nano-cube will appear that will blow them both out of the water but I suspect that we'll retain the current paradigm for a while as yet.

I mean I'm still sending offsite, long term storage out on reels of magnetised plastic and I've been being told that tape storage was dead for years now*, which is odd because there are lots of people selling large robotic tape libraries and we recently saw reported a new record achieved in tape density so it's clearly still relevant. And look at Veeam back tracking and adding in tape support.

*mainly by people trying to sell me backup solutions that don't have the technology to hook into tape drives.

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