* Posts by Prst. V.Jeltz

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Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Re: Talk is cheap, where's the £?

The answer to that is "Yes they did know" , according to that ITV drama they had teams of people manually going through postmasters accounts at night secretly correcting the errors the system had put in.

I believe thats not just a dramatisation / poetic license thing .

I wonder if the crisis was limited to Fijitsu UK though , and the CEO in Japan found out only recently , but I guess with this dragging on for 20 years they surely must have herard something in the press if nowhere else.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: A wasted trip

"I'm stood here in front of the bloody thing, you lot aren't.

But they are looking at the same thing on a shared screen , so they are in effect there.

If they're the router experts and a screen of gibbesrish is telling them that , who are you , as a subordinate , to question that?

Could be many factors you dont know about .

The gibberish could be telling them "Dangerous heat levels in the PSU" which they have previously seen cause a fire.

That said a polite enquiry just for enlightenment might be nice ,

and also because the "turn it off an on" is a rarely not worth trying

Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains

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only 30 years ? seems longer with all the versions we've had since then .

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Re: WFWG 3.11

"The 32 bit TCP/IP worked OK. NetBeui wasn't so good."

You should try setting that up on a bunch of remote workstations when the server guys have totally fucked up setting the switches up and you're not allowed to look at them .

Time and time again "Oh it was set on half duplex 10mb, silly me "

"Well thanks for sorting that after only 3 months of bitching by me and the staff"

I had to rewrite the autoexec to try and try again to load the various components as the connectivity was so shit they'd normally fail on first load.

Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event

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That *is* the grown up version, previously it was "Phat stacks"

One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic

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You can make similar cockups with the /MIR function of Robocopy . Its reluctant to follow Microsofts version of symlinks though.

Lucky escape there for Bart , although hopefully the 2.5 petabytes of storage was backed up.

Firefox 122 gets even more competitive with Chrome on translation

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common parlance

'how it works', it only say 'how to use it'.

I often find these two phrases used interchangeably sadly .

"How does it work?"

"you push this button"

Standards-obsessed boss ignored one, and suffered all night for his sin

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propping up the AS400 rack to prevent it from toppling over and almost sobbing with the effort of having done so for most of the night.

Well you gotta give him his due , he's taking reponsibilty for his actions pretty heroically

Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

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Re: Please Re-Read the Article, Carefully

Yeah - badly

I'm not saying He was installing further UPSs in unsuitable spots. We know he was uninstalling it , but after being told WHY , how could he let that happen ? he didn't even have the 'crane' present .

Did he think "Hmm, I've been told installing it high makes it unstable , I'll just yank the rails out to exponentially magnify that effect while I wander off to get the trolley to uninstall" ?

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Re: Human Nature

two brain-farts

did he? it sounded to me like he made one cockup , was told his error before the problem went all the way , why it was an issue , and to correct it ,

...and then he went and did the same thing again but went all the way , and some.

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jes** chr$%!

That is possibly the dumbest sequence of events I've read about in "On call" or "Who me?"

I gathered from the headline what the issue would be, little could I imagine the scale of the fuckup and , dumbassery that caused it.

It beggars belief .

The kid is told exactly why you dont put weight high up and to move it down , and then proceeds to let that happen.

...and to cap it all brings several racks over like those "Forklift in a Warehouse" fail vids you see online.

How Sinclair's QL computer outshined Apple's Macintosh against all odds

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Re: outSHONE

It may be too late at that point!

Post Office boss unable to say when biz knew Horizon could be remotely altered

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Re: Installation

which is different to live remote access to the financial system

this ^

Os it even remote access? Surely this data is uploaded to some central database where the term "remote" doesent really apply and obviously the host system has access to it .

Exactly the same as when you submit a tax return on paper to HMRC , once they receive it they *could* get the tippex out an fuck with it.

Or are they remoting to the box in the PO and altering "yet to be submitted" accounts ? who knows!

They need to define in these hearings exactly what "remote access" means in this instance because everybody probably has a different interpretation.

How 'sleeper agent' AI assistants can sabotage your code without you realizing

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Re: Detection and response

If the AI is advanced enough to engage in subversion it wont necessarily sneak its efforts into the developer's code , it'll just write its own and put it out there

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Visual Studio manages to sabotage my code without AI assistance.

When doing a lot of string manipulation during web scraping it often decides to help out and alter the strings to make them look nice :(

Why do IT projects like the UK's scandal-hit Post Office Horizon end in disaster?

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Re: Web Complexity

Now thats how a web page should look!

https://www.w3.org/Amaya/

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Re: Building software is hard...

legalised bribery. got it.

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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Case in point.

Its usually used with the S yes , but the Z is allowed. You cant lose marks for it. Cambridge

Now let me blow your mind , the word "speach" doesent exist, its "speech". That's right , the ugly bastardised simpleton American spelling is the correct and only one. Look it up.

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People not realising "anonymize" is actually a legit UK spelling I can imagine but ...

*That’s our made-up portmanteau of “The Register” and “anonymize”, not a typo as some readers have recently assumed.

Seriously? This place has really gone downhill . Must be some stiff upper manglement guy attracted by the Reg's more high brow serious journalism of recent times.

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

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Dead mans shoes career progression

Alvin: " We definately have to fire the boss - he's not trustworthy . I'll be at my desk polishing the CV "

A BOFH is born.

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Sounds like they were lucky to get away this just that bandwidth throttle , given the picture painted of the culprit and the knowledge / access he would have had.

Former Post Office boss returns CBE to sender over computer system scandal

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publication of a manifesto at election time, to be printed and distributed equally for all parties

Thats exactly what ive always thought

You could even make it a standard layout with polices on a,b & c all at the same place in the running order .

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overhaul of how political donations are made

political donations should be outright banned .

It beggars belief that this sanctioned bribery is allowed to occur.

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Its amazing the upper echelons the level the average job tenure seems to be a year or two.

Presumably this is to prevent anyone getting good at their job , or being able to implement positive change , and also to limit blame for anything.

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The most shocking part of this is Fujitsu knowing from day one these errors were happening and trying to correct them manually in the middle of the night.

.... unless that part was made up for the TV show as some kind of metaphor for "coding bug" for the masses

I was screaming at the tv for all 4 episodes - why does nobody want to replicate the fault?

and then maybe fix it ?

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there wasnt any money!

if you sell two things for £5 and the computer adds that up and says you have to bank £15 . It doesent means an extra five pounds had been created

UK PM promises faster justice for Post Office Horizon victims

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Re: No Justice

I was only vaguely aware of the circumstances of this , until I watched the entire miniseries last night.

Its absolutely shocking.

I dont know which was worse , the Post Office or Fujitsu - if the part about them having teams of people logging into each account daily and correcting the accounting errors is true.

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Re: No Justice

ive just started watching the itv drama and the answer has become clear - day one

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Re: No Justice

handed it back before someone took it back

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Re: The possibilities are infinite

The word 'deliverable' is weird at the best of times imo . smacks of management speak

I'd have definatley gone with "products" there.

but totally agree with the sentiment

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Re: No Justice

I followed the court case that found Horizon faulty and have been reading the transcripts

great , quick question .

When did the post office first become aware that perhaps the software was the problem?

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Re: Not one person has been interested in any of the reports.

I think he is illustrating the complete inactivity of the police even when results are handed to them on a plate , and lamenting the fact that if he ever needs them nothing will happen.

also having a dodgy mf like that across the road is a security risk in itself.

What if Microsoft had given us Windows XP 2024?

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Re: I prefer Windows 2000 look over XP look.

it would be nice if you could export all your tweaks in xml or something and apply them all to the next version that comes out.

...or the other machine in the other office , or at home ,

or the same machine rebuilt .

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hey thanks!

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"relearn where everything was"

I've just given up with the start menu , luckily they have this search feature on it now so you just type what youwant - then pin it .

and use Win+R for stuff

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To this writer, Windows 11 looks okay

It doesent to me , I keep not being able to tell where the edges of a window are due to some white-against-white situation. XP had proper edges on its windows!

Ransomware payment ban: Wrong idea at the wrong time

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Re: Hospitals

Exactly , i was going to suggest that to the angry poster we're replying to .

He should not have to rely on "barry from accounts" not clicking on an exe

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Re: Hospitals

The number of times I've been asked to help out with basic shit as an IT guy with an exec that is as thick as pigshit is unbelievable. It's even worse when you point it out to them and they quip back..."Well it's what we pay you for!"...no it isn't...I'm there to stop things catching fire, blowing up and to manage your tech to ensure you always keep up with the market and that you're never behind the competition, I'm there to make sure your data is backed up and that you have a recovery plan. It's up to you do your fucking mail merges and print out labels, you dickhead...that's your fucking job.

The anger is strong in this one.

Use the force . It surrounds us , binds us . Feel the differing roles and skills of your fellow Jedi and your place in furthering general good.

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Re: Hospitals

Why would a ransomware gang give you the ability to decrypt your data

Surely the whole cause and effect nature of this article might have given you a clue?

True there is no way of making them , but why the hell wouldnt they if they want to encourage victims to pay up?

Windows boss takes on taskbar turmoil, pledges to 'make Start menu great again'

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I think you can do that , just kill explorer.exe and launch your own version.

*there was a little debate elsewhere in the comments about would there be any side effects , i cant think what they would be though.

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Re: Windows?

I wrote a program once to slap those windows into behaving themselves position wise. This was because our "control room" had a pc with a lot of monitors and various dashboards and such carefully laid out , that would start doing their own thing at any excuse.

Turns out theres handles or hooks or whatever they're called within windows , maybe it was in the wmi system, but it was fairly easy to follow some youtube/stackexchange examples and make a C# console app the read a config file with the names of which windows were supposed to go where , and make then do it.

.. or fire them up if they werent present , or resize them .

I had picture viewer moving around bouncing pictures off the borders of the screen at one point .

excellent potential for mischievous hijinks .

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Re: Only me?

Thats exactly what i do .

and also use win+r for cmd.exe or appwiz.cpl and things like that

No need to even attempt to navigate whatever the latest fads are in the actual start menu.

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Re: Start menu a step back in time, almost to DOS days

Because that will always be faster !

You can do it either way so what are you complaining about ?

I use the search , method , then pin the result to the start menu , I havent even looked at the rest of it since early w10 when i wrote off the idea of navigating it.

That and the WIN+R run run box often removes the need to even click start.

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maybe you could use the arow keys instead

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you dont need to use the start menu .

just click start , type what you're looking for , then pin that to the start.

You'll discover you only ever use half a dozen things

Driverless cars swerve traffic tickets in California even if they break the law

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Re: Driver and insurance should pay

. If a manufacturer tries to sell cars that get tickets all the time, people won’t buy them. ......Just let capitalism solve the problem.

That kind of unfettered capitalism is whats wrong with the world (as your first reply noted - cheapest solution regardless of ethics), whilst still being the best system we can come up with .

it needs more fettering , not less . We already have some :

Why do you think we have ISO standards for products?

and "fit for purpose" laws

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Re: Driver and insurance should pay

Enlighten me, how does one imprison a corporation?

Are you suggesting that its not possible to hold a corporation liable for anything?

and therefore that liability is solely on the consumer?

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Re: If Corporations Are People

board, CEO, programmer, minimum wage bog scrubber...) is irrelevant.

So which of them carries the can?

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Why are we not calling these things "Johnny Cabs" ?

NHS England published heavily redacted Palantir contract as festivities began

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"Clinicians will easily have access to the information they need to do their job – in one place – freeing up time spent on administrative tasks and enabling them to deliver the most appropriate care for patients," it said.

That's a bold claim , given that each and every trust spens millions on dozens of different systems all woven together to achieve that end.