10 posts • joined 13 Sep 2015
"I told you not to open suspicious attachments!"
"These new security requirements are getting out of hand."
"Apple... Yes, I like the name."
"Finally a use for those overheating Macbooks."
"Have you met the new guy in Sales?"
"While the trackpad works okay, Jim misses his mouse."
"Pardon me, ma'am. Did you know there is a snake on your keyboard?"
"El Reg devs aren't quite clear on the concept of converting from Python to ASP."
"Caption contest? Okay, I'll bite."
"I think we found the problem"
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