* Posts by John Presland

91 posts • joined 12 Sep 2015


LibreOffice 6.2 is here: Running up a Tab at the NotebookBar? You can turn it all off if you want

John Presland

Re: 646464

I'd love to deal with a 2038 problem; my start date wasn't in 1970 but 1950.

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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Re: terminology

Two walls, named after two Roman emperors.

Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage'

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Re: missed opportunity

and Polish, and Spanish, and doubtless many more.

Data hackers are like toilet ninjas. This is not a clean crime, you know

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Re: Inquiring minds want to know...

The lottery is a voluntary tax paid by the poor.

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Re: Inquiring minds want to know...

With increasing age increasingly damaging my memory, I try to limit the number of passwords I have to use on a variety of devices. The password I use where I judge security needs are modest - no money involved - is composed of the characters of a name in the language of country B combined with a date of relevance to country C; I am a native of country A.

An honest request for advice: how secure is this password? How great is the risk that I may have to spend a day changing my password on some 200 sites?

My 2019 resolution? Not to buy any of THIS rubbish

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Re: Bah!

@+) and the square foot of artwork was perfect for three Rizlas plus.

The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight

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Re: Cooking Basmati

nor nice.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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Re: Arkel v Pressdram


30 spies dead after Iran cracked CIA comms network with, er, Google search – new claim

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Re: How long has Goggle supported boolean operators ?

"a b" = a AND b, "a -b" = a NOT b, "a or b" (or its equivalent in another language, e.g. Polish "a lub b", Spanish "a o b") = a OR b.

With the 6T, OnePlus hopes to shed 'cheeky upstart' tag and launch assault on flagships

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Re: why all the fuss over a headphone socket?

High quality sound is delivered by wire.

Why are sat-nav walking directions always so hopeless?

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Re: Actually most satnavs are still remarkably unreliable

Garmin is humorously wrong in northern Spain. When I drive through a motorway tunnel that was completed before I moved here four years ago it shows me driving through a field, it hasn't a clue about the one-way system in Leon and in Oviedo it recommends driving straight through the old town, which has been pedestrianised for 20 years. Google, whose map pp I crises earlier, does not make these mistakes.

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Re: waist-high jungle to save 100m

Bloody Google maps. In Santander it took me in a straight line to where the coach was parked - up and down the hill. I could have had a pleasant walk by the sea round the hill.

It's true – it really is grim up north, thanks to Virgin Media. ISP fined for Carlisle cable chaos

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Re: Marketing

That should be "up to 100Mb". What does speedtest report?

Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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Re: Sit down wee

Alistair: English is a Germanic language.

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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Re: First of all, I don't accept bribes. Ever. Personal policy.

There was a young fellow from Johns

Oh the primness of today's youth! The version my father learned in the 1940s referred to buggering rather than fondling the birds. And the loyal retainer spoke of "them swans"

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

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Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

Bloody awful indeed! I and my friends made a point of being at home on transmission night so that we could discuss the genius of the episode at school the next day.

Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it

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Re: Seen in an analogue lavatory years ago

That's inflation for you. In my day we paid a penny, which scans much better.

John Presland

Re: The cuckoo clock

Errrr ... Beethoven was born in Bonn to parents both of whom were born and raised in the Rhineland. One of his grandfathers was, true enough, a Dutch immigrant but surely that's not enough to make him other than German.

Ex-GCHQ boss: All the ways to go after Russia. Why pick cyberwar?

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Give us details of this scam, please.

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Reason, sadly not one that our courts would recognise, for confiscating their property and throwing them out of the country: they stole it from the Russian people.

John Presland

Re: Tougher sanctions

Brexit! Brexit! Give us Brexit and we can do this!

John Presland

Re: Tougher sanctions

We must remember that the Great in Great Britain is there not to mark our magnificence but rather to distinguish us from Lesser Britain, now known in English as Brittany.

BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

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Re: All true

No, it's Amazon's poxy system which, if a potential purchaser of the product X submits a question about it,asks everyone who recently bought an X whether they can answer the question. Too many of us are so polite that instead of thinking they've nothing useful to say they answer with something close "I don't have the problem you describe and I don't even own this product, but it seems like it might/should work for you" and Amazon's demented bots publish that.

Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

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Re: PC world

"its" not "it's"

Google slaps mute button on stupid ads that nag you to buy stuff you just looked at

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Re: Gee, thanks

Many people who are not IT professionals but are interested in IT look at El Reg. For their benefit could you explain how?

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Re: Can't remember the last time I...


Renewed calls for Tesla to scrap Autopilot after number of crashes

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Re: 98%

Nerd was funny, but you ...

Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

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Re: Interference

Evidently one of El Reg's USian followers. In more civilised parts of the world "fair market value" means precisely one "could have sold it for". (This may not be true if you're large enough to be advised by one of the Big Four.)

US says it's identified six Russian officials as DNC hack suspects

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Social inequalities in the US, massive and disgraceful as they are, are actually smaller than those in Russia. (World Bank Human Development Indicators: 2013: GINI - US 40.8, Russia 40.1.)

Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

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I empathise. I've a 1985 Mercedes 190D. The engine's good for 500K km; it's done 220K. I'd like more horses under the bonnet but for so long as it works I'm sticking to this over-enginered marvel that I can fix with spanners.

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Re: Reminds me of the time

Cortina 1600? Sheep in wolf's clothing.

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Remarkable: 209 comments from people who know something about IT, and 209 are hostile to Rudd. Do you think that might make her think that maybe she's wrong?

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

John Presland

Re: Get Out of the Way of My Lawn

Mine is mowed very effectively by a robot made by Husqvarna.

Shock! Hackers for medieval caliphate are terrible coders

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Re: People who want to kill other people for stupid sky fairy reasons are not clever

"Intifada" means nothing more than "uprising". Thus the Warsaw Rising against the Germans of

1944 is referred to in Arabic as the "Warsaw intifada".

Numbers war: How Bayesian vs frequentist statistics influence AI

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Re: If there is no infection at all then 1% of the population will still test positive.

It is not safe to asume that anyone who does not look like a zombie is a zombie.

Canadian sniper makes kill shot at distance of 3.5 KILOMETRES

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From the Italian campaign:

The Germans fly over - the Brits duck; the Brits fly over - the Germans duck; the Americans fly over - everyone ducks.

PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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Re: Replaced the pump

An old pump's more likely to have replaceable bushes than a new one. Modern kit's built for replacement not maintenance or repair.

Smart burglars will ride the surf of inter-connected hackability

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Re: WiFi? No problem.

Simple? Tell me how to, please. (Seriously)

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

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Re: America hasn't banned anything - America is a continent not a country.

Not in Spain.

Team Macron praised for feeding phishing spies duff info

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Re: On fake news

Re your marginal note, you'll find a lot about fake news in at least the Spanish and Polish press.

Oh snap! UK Prime Minister Theresa May calls June election

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It belongs to Murdock and I wouldn't trust it an inch.

Squirrel sinks teeth into SAN cabling, drives Netadmin nuts

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Re: I'd rather deal with a squirrel than a huge nest of spiders...

Putting your hand into a dead sheep lying on a ledge and then belaying your partner while he leads the next pitch leaving you to endure for a very long twenty minutes the aroma of a well-rested corpse is not a lot of fun, either.

Nokia's 3310 revival – what's NEXT? Vote now

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In the mid 1980s I - chief user rather than a techie specified, had installed and then looked after a network of four PCs and a printer, three of the PCs had just a floppy drive to allow them to be booted. All of the output of the journalists who used the kit was saved on what was then termed a Winchester drive of a whole 20MB. Concurrent CP/M worked well.

Totally not-crazy billionaire Elon Musk: All of us – yes, even you – must become cyborgs

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Re: Balderdash!

The car plants don't belong to Brits and Brexit will encourage their owners to develop new facilities in the EU. And while today's Triumphs are excellent, they're built in Thailand.

GoDaddy CEO says US is 'tech illiterate' (so, yeah, don't shut off that cheap H-1B supply)

John Presland

Re: It's not about pay

There should be.

Grumpy Trump trumped, now he's got the hump: Muslim ban beaten back by appeals court

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Re: Although ...

Exactly - we claim to be civilized so we can't do anti-semitic shift like that. And it was appalling that Trump omitted Jews from his Holocaust Day statement.

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

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Re: no bias nor inflamatory tone, move along

Stop shouting!!!

Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death dead in latest Windows 10 preview

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Re: Useful?

Sincere query: If we shouldn't use Defender, what should we use?

CES 2017 roundup: The good, the bad, and the frankly bonkers

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Re: Well...

Get a Garmin SatNav designed for a bike. Mine wrongly thinks the roads in my village haven't yet been asphalted and that when I go through the nearest motorway tunnel I'm actually driving across a field, but it doesn't wobble.

Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime'

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Re: Stella Awards...

This is, to put it politely, an urban legend. See http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/cruise.asp


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