Up vote for Staffordshire Oatcakes
6 posts • joined 11 Sep 2015
Fried Bread? oh Gods no...
I will stick anything in my mouth, up to and including deep-fried-battered-chocolate-covered kangaroo, but please don't make me eat Fried Bread! Just make me a cup of warm lard instead.
... and Eggs have to be fried and runny.
and Brown Sauce.
and don't put posh sausages in either. None of this Apple and Sage stuff. I like them, but no point when covered in egg yolk and brown sauce.
and only 2 vegs. Take your pick, Beans or Toms (never both,) Mushrooms, fresh Tom (but not with tinned)
And it taken after 11am, Chips. Lots of Chips...