Does Guinness count as a light or heavy meal?
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Re: And now for our mobile readers...
And now can you outline the sexual innuendo because I'm just not seeing it.
Thou shalt indent to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt indent, and the number of the indenting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not indent, neither indent thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Then K&R coders, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Re: I think we need to know...
Blocking trackers = Risky borrower, probably an anarchist seeking to bring down the system.
The pirate version without the adulterant will end up being superior to the original.
The maximum transmit power is 200 mW AFAIK. BT are claiming to provide illegal hardware.
Re: Fall Creators Update
1. Advertising in the OS
2. Advertising in the OS
3. Fucking advertising in the fucking OS
It could have been a Chernobyl, but tis merely a Fukushima.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry our harpoons
But their ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune
CPU 0: 100%
Heard this one before. Everyone was supposed to write concurrent code. But they mostly didn't.
Re: Beg your pardon?
Howard the Duck
How do you pronounce this?
Still waiting for my nuclear powered car.
On every street in every city, there's a nobody who dreams of being a somebody.
In cinemas 2018. Robert De Niro is, the Uber driver.
Continuing that great American tradition that all bills must be named using a shitty acronym.
Re: Nope Nope Nope
However I'm waiting for someone to integrate VDSL drivers (lantiq open source) with OpenWRT / LEDE.
Hacking on a device that can only be unbricked by soldering a serial interface is a bit more fannying around than I can be bothered with, so I'll wait for an aussie to do it.
Future radios will refuse to play unauthorized music. The firemen will be along shortly to burn all your discs.
Re: Fail ship has arrived
Yes, it's been days since Andrew's last article.
Conspiracy, incitement, solicitation, most crimes against property, crimes against justice.
That pretty much only leaves bestiality.
At this point it would be easier to list the laws they haven't broken yet.
Next you'll be telling me Snap isn't a "Camera company", and North Korea isn't a "democratic people's republic".
Black hats go to the bar on Friday night too, you know.
Thank goodness storing linux in weird places isn't illegal.
Re: Since when have we ever had a free press?
Ah yes, the last time I visited Londinium, I noticed a strange floor covering on the underground.
On closer inspection it was hundreds of sheets of paper strewn about, bearing this "The Metro" mark.
Re: El Reg
Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself.
He loved Dev Ops.
Attack by flying penises is just as much a threat in the real world.
USE voodoo spritzer with MARK ZUCKERBERG
Alright, but only if you get sexual favours for writing really exceptional code.
Re: Chicken and egg
(But it won't make you happy)
Re: TP Link is OK
Thanks for the suggestion, though I'm pretty sure there are still no VDSL2 modems that you can reflash and still actually have the modem part work.
For example: "Lantiq xDSL firmware and drivers - integration and porting to current OpenWRT should be possible."
Promising but no cigar.
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Check out our stylish line of wearables. Faraday jackets, to tinfoil trilbies.
I love how they're going to clog the airwaves with this shit, just to prevent the customer/product unplugging the data hose.
Does anyone want to invest in my home Faraday cage business?
I really liked Unity but there's almost no reason to post that on a forum. On the other hand haters gonna hate. It's the most fundamental dynamic of the internet.
Did you notice the troll icon is click-able?
This story could have worked a few years ago, but now everyone knows that literally no amount of GPUs can compete with ASIC. Good effort though.
Surely that's being a overly optimistic.
They'll increase line rental by 40%
By hipsters for hipster
Unfortunately this strongly favours building a specific fad design. The likes of tumblr or pinterest, where you infinitely scroll random shit until you close the site, or kill yourself.
Before / After
Before "AI", Google image search used to give an exact match in the form of a phrase someone might use. Basically a reverse lookup.
After "AI", Google image search gives only a generic category, and images that are only broadly similar.
Everything is worse with "AI".
This technology won't translate to the UK, where dog poop is bagged and hung in trees.
I'm looking forward to Kim dotcom the movie.
(Peter Capaldi is worst Doctor)
Yeah yeah, can we get all the unfunny joke articles out of the way already.
Why are yanky switches and sockets so ugly and flimsy looking?
For only £1.50 you can get something like MK K4870WHI which looks and feels like a light switch should. Understated, with a smooth face, no grooves to collect dirt. Apple wishes they could design that.
There's nothing worse than waking up to a 2-pin socket and wide vulgar switch, to remind you that you're staying in a cheap French hotel.
Maybe if your existing switches were more aesthetic and ergonomic, people would be less inclined to replace them with a gimmick.
Plutocracy, although the US is more of a corporatocracy.
The fixed line ISP is going the way of the fixed line telephone
Does that mean they're here to stay, given that landlines have plateaued at around 88% of households.
Re: Anyone remember Gator?
Gator changed their name several times including Claria and Jelly cloud (more like slime cloud), to try and throw off the stench of malware.
What's more interesting is tracing where the morally bankrupt senior management ended up. eHarmony, facebook, eHow / Livestrong, among others.
Why even link to a paywall article?
No seriously, what's the point.