* Posts by Commswonk

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Drones intone 'you must stay home,' eliciting moans from those in the zone: Flying gizmos corral Brits amid coronavirus lockdown

Commswonk

Re: Restrictions on movement

Just off the top of my head, is it permissible to leave the place you are living to post an important letter, or to take your car to a garage to be repaired...

I'm glad you asked that question; the day the restrictions were annouced I received a letter from the manufacturer of my car informing me of a recall to fix a possible problem that could (according to the letter) result in a fuel fire if ignored. I made the necessary 'phone call and the car is booked in for remedial action next Thursday.

I am (almost) hoping that plod stops me and asks where I am going and why. Given that I will have the recall notice with me it would be interesting to see what reaction I got.

Oh and the saintly* Mrs Commswonk will pick me up in her car to come home while the work is done, taking me back to the garage later in the day.

* Actually I'm joking there...

Cops charge prankster who 'corona-coughed' on aged officer and had it filmed

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Dutch Courage Required

From the article: And the nation's government today revised its restrictions on having a haircut. Previously patrons in need of a trim were limited to 30-minute visits.

And the UK restrictions came in just as I was considering having a haircut; the sort that takes about 3 minutes never mind 30. I have since bought a set of barbers' hair trimmers but the thought of letting Mrs Commswonk loose with them on my hair makes my blood run cold. She has a well - developed malicious streak. :(

A stiff drink or six* may be required before I take the risk.

* For me, that is, not Mrs Commswonk.

Your Agile-built IT platform was 'terrible', Co-Op Insurance chief complained to High Court

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Is this normal in the IT world?

From the article: A £175m IT platform for Co-Op Insurance that was subcontracted out by IBM to a third party...

The above made me shudder a bit. When I worked for <redacted> (an Agency of the Ministry of <redacted>) we set up a contract (or more correctly a contract was set up on our behalf) for the nationwide maintenance of quite a lot of (non - IT) equipment. We then found that much of the work was then subcontracted to other businesses of which we had no knowledge whatsoever, which was a bit of a nightmare because of the serious security concerns it raised.

When the contract came up for renewal we managed to get the terms varied so that we had knowledge of those subcontractors in advance, which was a bit better, even if only a bit.

Perhaps my views are out of date (excuse; I am long retired!) but if I were to contract out a chunk of work I would expect the company winning the contract to actually do the work and not pass it on to subcontractors of whom I have no knowledge, or (worse still) I would specifically not want to be involved, perhaps because of previous experience with them.

To me a subcontracted contract rings the alarm bells very loudly indeed.

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

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Obligatory Dilbert(s)

https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-02-06

https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-02-07

https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-02-08

https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-02-09

(There is a "next" arrow to help!)

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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Is it time then to rethink cities before something comes along with a much higher mortality rate?

Maybe, maybe not. Thinking population might not be a bad idea, though quite what could be done about it is less easy to determine, short of giving Covid-19 a free run.

IBM puts 1,248 frontline techies at risk of redundo, warns of data centre closures

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Another relevant Dilbert:

https://dilbert.com/strip/1991-11-18

Took a bit of finding...

European electric vehicle sales surged in Q4 2019 but only accounted for wafer-thin slice of total car purchases

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Re: "would help to kick-start the market"

What actually mean to say is that you want to kick-start growth in the market, or something like that.

Yes but which market?

I have no idea what the current percentages are but at one time a significant majority of new cars bought were for corporate fleet use, including those issued to various employees. (And no, I don't just mean the C - suite occupants) Personally - owned vehicles were those passed on when the original corporate owners bought new and released the previous vehicles on to the second hand market.

If the above is still true then I can see why EV sales might be sluggish; not only would businesses have to provide charging infrastructure at company premises but also at the private addresses of those to whom the cars had been issued. On top of that there might well be a risk that the travelling requirements of those with company vehicles might be such that with no certainty of finding charging points at premises visited or at convenient places en route (coupled with time spent waiting for a vehicle to charge) the business model would have to accommodate the unknowns resulting from the above; not necessarily easy and effectively a cost to the business.

Politicians being politicians they are unlikely to have spotted these possible risk areas, and very possibly don't want to spot them.

There is a great deal more to increasing the number of EVs on the road than just announcing a cut - off date for the sale of ICE vehicles. A very great deal more...

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Re: Well

there are probably hundreds of un-diagnosed Americans wandering around.

Good heavens; think of all those people not realising they are American.

Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Hang On A Minute...

The tech industry has become concerned about the restricted supply of components coming out of Hubei province, where the city of Wuhan, ground zero for the outbreak of coronavirus disease 2019 (aka COVID-19), is located. "So many supply chains route back to China, or at some point, even if even the manufacturers assembled their product in other countries, they still rely on components coming from China," Nethercot said.

The "tech industry" has been happy to increasingly rely on a near single - source (i.e. China) for both its components and completed assemblies or sub - assemblies. This used to be called "putting all your eggs in one basket" with all the risks that accompany that approach, and yet now we find ourselves witnessing a load of hand - wringing because supply chains have been disrupted.

Although outbreaks of infections such as COVID-19 might not be an everyday occurrence the SARS epidemic of the early 2000s should have been warning enough about what could happen in the event of a repeat performance, perhaps involving something worse.

I find myself wondering if those companies that find they cannot obtain the hardware that they need have force majeure clauses in their supply contracts, and if they haven't why not? If they haven't then they only have themselves to blame for the consequences.

I'd rather reserve my sympathies with those who have had to misfortune to catch the disease, or have died as a result (or have had a relative die) along with those who find themselves quarantined - perhaps far from home - or if not in self - imposed or enforced isolation unable to return because flights have been cancelled.

Capita hops on UK's years-late, billions-over-budget Emergency Services Network to keep legacy system alive

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ESN is voice and data. Airwave is voice. What is there to integrate?

The voice bit, so that wide area speech communication is maintained when (say) one force area has migrated to ESN while adjacent areas remain on Airwave pending later migration.

The previous VHF/UHF systems did not provide that capability, and the change to TETRA (Airwave) enabled it. Taking it away again for anything more than an hour or two might have a serious impact on emergency service operations.

It is also worth noting that Airwave does provide data comms, it's just that it is rather slow. IIRC the police don't use it much, if at all, while the ambo services do. Not sure about the fire service; their most critical comms is on the fireground which (again IIRC) doesn't use a trunked system anyway.

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Re: EE Data

As a condition of your 4G/5G operating licence you MUST provide... whatever... on all cell towers, no matter the network. <snip>

and the telecoms operators know exactly what's happening and there are no favourites taking backhanders.

Of course... the latter reason is exactly why things aren't operated in that fashion.

I strongly suspect not. If there are multiple providers providing coverage at any given location then if there is a problem of some sort it might be very hard to determine which service provider's equipment / system is at fault, making both reporting the problem and getting it fixed complex and costly.

For something like an emergency services network, which since the introduction of TETRA has provided seamless coverage throughout the UK, there are strong arguments for having a single provider. Multiple providers result in multiple interfaces between providers all over the country with all manner of problems likely to arise.

Not a good idea.

IBM exec told that High Court evidence in Co-Op Insurance case wasn't 'truth, whole truth, and nothing but the truth'

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Re: "I did not have clarity from my own team"

So, you were parachuted into an existing situation and you could not manage, despite your impressive title, to get a complete picture of the siuation.

Point of order: general manager of cloud application innovation consulting is not an impressive title.

It is actually bollocks masquerading as an impressive title.

Managed services slinger Ensono waves goodbye to staff on both sides of the pond

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Re: Future proofing the west.

Is the west doomed to become a consumer of others products?

Looking at the (UK) businesses allegedly running out of parts because of COVID-19 then I suggest the tense of your verb is incorrect; it's already happened.

I wonder if any of them are consider repatriating their production back to the UK?

Somehow I doubt it. :(

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles

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Re: Gwyneth would rather you had a whiff of this...

New keyboard please.

Like NOW.

Ofcom measured UK's 5G radiation and found that, no, it won't give you cancer

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Re: Dangerous levels of EMF

It's unbelievable.

Not least because unless there has been a change of which I (being retired) am unaware EMF stands for Electromotive Force, which is a voltage, not a Field Strength.

It is with a heavy heart we must inform you, once again, folks are accidentally spilling thousands of sensitive pics, records onto the internet

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Re: Four sig fig?

a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.

You missed out the "full of sound and fury" but have an upvote for the Shakespearian quote anyway.

Not enough of them on this forum...

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Once Upon A Time...

When working at <redacted, but slight clue later!> some 24 years ago I and a colleague had to go to a farm to set up a (very temporary) SHF link for some news OB. I knew that trouble loomed when on trying to get through the gateway into the farmyard a couple of domestic geese (i.e. the white variety) squared up to me, notwithstanding the fact that I was driving about 9 tonnes of vehicle. I couldn't stay in the cab all day so I got out and the geese made it perfectly clear that I and my vehicle were not welcome on their territory.

Anyway the spot where we had to park and work was a short distance from where the geese were at their most protective so work continued uninterrupted until it came to pass that we decided on a brew - up, only to realise that the milk was in my colleague's car, and that was still within their designated security zone.

With 2 malevolent geese standing there my colleague was unwilling to risk going to her car, so I had to act as a decoy to lure the geese away from it. The geese decided that they really didn't like me, allowing my colleague to retrieve her car unmolested. I then had to run back to safety to avoid the avian hooligans, so "mission accomplished" and a brew was served.

24 years later and running from geese - or anything else for that matter - is something I'd rather not have to do.

You, FCC, tell us again why cities are only allowed to charge rich telcos $270 to attach 5G tech to utility poles?

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Hang On A Minute...

Unless I am much mistaken FCC stands for Federal Communications Commission.

Why is it interfering in matters which its remit does not (or should not) cover? Surely the charges payable by telcos ought to be determined by the owners / operators of the utility poles. If I was the owner of a network of utility poles I would insist that I had the right to determine what charges should be paid by those wishing to rent space on them and that the regulator for the prospective renters should bugger off and mind his own business.

Perhaps the utility companies should retaliate by specifying the maxmum that they will pay for 'phone calls, i.e. much less than now.

You want a Y2K crash? FINE! Here's a poorly computer

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Once Upon A Time...

Having once been a staffer at <redacted> I was invited back for a few weeks on contract in (IIRC) 1996 to check Y2K compliance on a certain department's equipment. As absolutely none of it contained anything resembling a clock or a calendar in some senses it was tedious certifying that audio amplifiers, video amplifiers, power supplies and so on would not fall over at the start of 2000. No IT equipment involved as there was another group looking at that. On the plus side it was an easy way of earning a few weeks money.

Then in 1997 I got a permanent job within the Ministry of <redacted> and had to go through the whole process again. This time it was a bit more tedious because there were some items where the HoD wouldn't take my word for it that such and such was immune to the Y2K transition so I finished up having to write to various manufacturers and suppliers to get their assurance that all would be well, backed up by surreptitious 'phone calls apologising for asking such damn - fool questions.

ISTR being given a 3.5" floppy that had a simple routine on it that would check any computer into which it was inserted would work or not after 31/12/1999, and it did prove marginally useful on one or two occasions. Probably still got it somewhere should the year 2000 happen again sometime soon.

US government grounds drone fleet (no, not the military ones with Hellfire missiles) over Chinese espionage fears

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Re: The risk is high

I ate a Chinese curry last night, and now I've been banned from entry into my government job. They say I need to do a sh!t before I am allowed back in.

That suggests a concern about some sort of chemical weapon attack via a backdoor (ahem, cough) rather than anything else.

In other news our dog has weapons - grade flatulence; not the sort of thing you would want drifting around any place of employment. And that's without a Chinese curry.

The dream of a single European patent may die next month – and everyone is in denial about it

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We all need to think twice and proofread before submitting, myself included.

It worries me that there might be / are people who don't.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: I guess

I'll hazard a guess you're not a Brit.

As chance would have it I am, and resident in Britain.

Commswonk

Re: I guess

Not a subject for a jokey icon

Nor one for the usual El Reg play on words in the headline; What was Boeing through their heads is IMHO being facetious with a subject that is tragic on so many levels; the loss of so many lives; the corporate greed that seems to have been the driving force behind it all; the apparent disregard for the warning signs that seem to have been there had anyone had the sense to recognise them.

There are times when a jokey headline is perfectly in order, but I don't think that this is one of them.

We won't CU later: New Ofcom broadband proposals mull killing off old copper network

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A Pedant comments...

Ofcom today published new proposals that aim to see fibre-to-the-premises broadband become more ubiquitous...

"Ubiquitous" means "present everywhere". Something is either ubiquitous or it isn't.

More ubiquitous is a logical nonsense.

I feel better for getting that off my chest...

Amazon Germany faces Christmas strikes from elf stackers, packers and dispatchers

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Painful Realisation

So Amazon's German workers find that working in a "Fulfilment Centre" isn't all that, er, fulfilling.

Quelle Surprise.

Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail

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WTF...

From the article: The trio promised that any investments would be repaid in full if the product failed to sell, with five per cent interest for good measure, with Bershan guaranteeing the funds.

That should have been more than enough to tell potential investors to stay away: it is impossible to get one's money back from an investment that fails to work.Suggesting that interest would be added compounds the deceit. If it were possible then the investment wasn't needed in the first place.

Golden Rule: If something sounds too good to be true then it probably is.

Post Office coughs £57.75m to settle wonky Horizon IT system case

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Re: The supplier..

Be interesting to see if there is any flow down to Fujitsu who wrote the code in the first place.

Unfortunately if that were to happen successfully, it would be the Post Office that would "benefit" rather than those who really suffered. However, I strongly expect that someone in Fujitsu has a piece of paper signed by someone at the Post Office saying that the PO accepted the system and that it was performing to specification.

This debacle seems to be based on the assumption that the computer system just couldn't be faulty. How the hell could anyone accused mount a proper defence when Advance Disclosure probably included the statement that the computer couldn't lie; I very much doubt if any defence legal team had access to enough detail about the IT system to be able to analyse it in detail, even assuming that they had the means to do so.

We just have to hope that in the fullness of time justice is not only done but is seen to be done, but it might be a long wait.

Beware of bad Santas this Xmas: Piles of insecure smart toys fill retailers' shelves

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Re: VTEC walkie-talkies

...perhaps Which? could provide the name of a PMR446 manufacturer that does do encryption?

And where in the article does it state that the equipment in question is PMR446? This doesn't sound anything like PMR446:

...a spokesperson for VTech said consumers should be assured the VTech KidiGear Walkie Talkies, which uses the industry-standard AES encryption to communicate, are safe.

"Pairing... cannot be initiated by a single device. Both devices have to start pairing at the same time within a short 30-second window in order to connect. Additionally, if already linked to its paired handset, pairing with an additional, external handset is not possible,"...

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From the Article

Quote: ...show manufacturers are struggling to improve standards.

Doesn't that rather assume that they are trying to improve standards in the first place, which I seriously doubt.

Ad network ransomware crook to flog £5k Rolex after court confiscates £270k in ill-gotten gains

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Oh How Wonderful...

...legitimate pornography companies...

An truly excellent oxymoron, if I may say so!

Commswonk

Re: If he's angry over losing the money...

Would that make him Barking mad?

The correct expression is "One Stop Short of East Ham"...

Judge to interview Assange over claims Spanish security firm snooped on him during Ecuador embassy stint

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A Non - Lawyer Writes...

Is bugging premises / people legal in Ecuador? As the embassy is sovereign Ecuadorian territory then surely UK / EU human rights laws simply won't apply because the alleged offence occurred outside the territorial remit of the UK or EU.

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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Re: When

Since disinformation in all its forms <snip> is now part of the campaign tactics of all parties...

That may well be true but multiple wrongs do not make a right.

Perhaps politicians simply don't care that the electorate regards them as shysters. It may be an old - fashioned view but IMHO the electorate deserves better.

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Re: When

Are they going to get a fine for pirating BBC content,...

I'm not sure why you put a "Joke Alert" icon on that because the point is perfectly reasonable. BBC material is, I assume, protected by Copyright Law and by using it the way they (CCHQ) did by editing the material to fit a party political narrative would seem to be inviolation of that Copyright... but then IANAL.

After last week's debacle over the "Fact Checker" (or whatever it was called) I would have thought that the tossers in CCHQ who run the social media campaign would have told in no uncertain terms to stop being too - clever - by - half and to rein it in. Perhaps they were told but didn't understand.

I thought it was generally accepted that by and large the electorate hold politics and politicians in very low regard and stunts like this one will only make the situation worse, not better.

UK political parties fall over themselves to win tech contractor vote by pledging to review IR35

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Re: Politicians' promises

Once again, I'm forced to invoke Groucho...

Full Marx for managing to get "the Brothers" into the thread. After my mention yesterday that's two references in two days; perhaps it's the start of a trend...

Or some sort of competition...

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

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Re: I've checked my contract

There ain't no sanity clause.

Pity the Marx Brothers beat you to that joke in A Night at the Opera in 1935.

Talking a Blue Streak: The ambitious, quiet waste of the Spadeadam Rocket Establishment

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Re: How do you pronounce spadeadm?

is it spaddy adam, spade adam or spad eya dam?

Spade adam.

We(don't)Work: Rent-a-desk outfit cuts 2,400 staff in bid to be a functioning business

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Angel

Oh Deep Joy*

From the article: Millennial daycare provider...

Now that just made my day better.

*With acknowledgements to Stanley Unwin

London cops seeking £600m mega IT contract to knock 'towers' sprawl into 'one throat to choke'

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Re: Just one more throat to choke ..

Does this indicate some sort of top-level group mind controlling our industries?

Those who run the courses and award MBAs would be a good place to start looking...

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

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Facepalm

Pointless Statement

A Civil Aviation Authority spokesman said: “It is illegal to fly drones close to airports without permission and anyone flouting the rules can face severe penalties including imprisonment. Anyone operating a drone must do so responsibly and observe all relevant rules and regulations. The rules for flying drones are designed to keep all airspace users safe.”

Since when exactly did a law / regulation / rule actually prevent miscreants doing the very thing(s) that said law (etc) makes illegal?

All any law (etc) does is provide a framework for statutory retribution; no law ever prevented anything ever, although it will probably reduce the incidence of it. Well.. hopefully anyway.

Anyone (politicians perhaps?) believing that banning something actually stops it from happening is living in a dream world.

Pack your bags, you're going to America, Lord Chief Justice tells accused Brit hacker

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The rape allegations he fled by jumping bail are still before various courts for the matter of detention/extradition...

No longer true if I heard a news bulletin correctly earlier to day. I think the Swedes have thrown the towel in, for whatever reason.

Commswonk

Re: Well someone had to

Challenge accepted :)

I simply hate having to log in just to give someone an upvote.

Commswonk

Why doesn't anyone ever have a handle like "The Dork Overlard" ?

Now that you have raised the point it may not be long before the vacancy is filled.

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

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Re: Just the start

His house has been sold and is off to Canada.

Gives a whole new meaning to the words "house move".

Londoner accused of accessing National Lottery users' accounts

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WTF..?

...the white-haired chairwoman of the bench...

And the relevance of that comment is what exactly?

UK Info Commish quietly urged court to swat away 100k Morrisons data breach sueball

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If someone over 18 stole a kitchen knife from their store and stabbed someone with it, would the store be an accessory ?

Well... in that case the store could successfully argue that it had no knowledge of the 18 year old having stolen the knife. OTOH if the store had sold the knife to the 18 year old it could be argued that the store was complicit with his possession of it.

The argument can be carried to extremes; if I buy fuel from a garage and then run someone over can the garage be held in any way liable on the grounds that it provided part of the means by which I committed an offence?

In this case (in which I have no involvement and IANAL in any case) the offender had legitimate access to the information so I find it hard to hold Morrisons to blame in any significant way. The only way an employer - in this case Morrisons - could try to protect themselves would be to have person B looking permanently over person A's shoulder to try to stop A misusing data to which he or she has legitimate access.

Where's the can of worms icon when you need it?

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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the posters that request you buy expensive mattresses. Oh dear...

Did somebody say mattress to Mr Lambert?

Now I've got to get him to the fish tank and sing.

And did those feet, in ancient time...

(Cont Page 94, etc)

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

By that logic, the same ought to apply to replicas too. Does it?

Yes. You could make a fake firearm from icing sugar if you were so minded and if it is realistic enough for anyone to think that it is genuine when you brandish it in public then you can expect a vigorous response from the police. If you are lucky (or careful) enough to survive the experience then the law will not suddenly say "oops it's only icing sugar; sorry for bothering you".

One way or another an imitation firearm can cause just as much trouble as a real one.

Commswonk

Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

If a firearm has been deactivated in that way, why the need to track it?

I can think of one reason, but I have no means of knowing if it is the reason.

It is impossible to know if any given firearm has been deactivated or not without a reasonably close inspection. As a result it would be all too easy for someone to carry out a robbery with a deactivated firearm without the victim knowing that the firearm was incapable of actually firing anything and thus not putting up any sort of resistance because of a perceived increased chance of being shot.

FWIW anyone caught using a deactivated firearm in such a way is treated as though the firearm was not deactivated so the penalty is likely to be quite or very severe.

"But officer it isn't a real firearm" simply won't wash; if the victim had reason to believe that a firearm was being pointed at them then the law proceeds on the basis that it was a real one.

Anyone brandishing a "deact" (or even a realistic plastic toy gun) in public runs a very real risk of being shot if the Police have reason to believe that there is an imminent threat to life, either theirs or anyone else's.

Morrisons is to blame for 100k payroll theft and leak, say 9,000 workers

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I should add that in the UK Morrisons used to be called Safeways.

Er.. not really. Morrisons goes back > 100 years and bought Safeways several years ago. Some Morrisons supermarkets used to be called Safeways would be correct.

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