* Posts by herman

2080 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jul 2007

Google's 'Be Evil' business transformation is complete: Time for the end game

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Re: 42 huh

All Google needs to say is Yes, No and Where’s my tea.

Remember when you thought fax machines were dead-matter teleporters? Ah, just me, then

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Re: Happy Memories of a first time faxer

Your fax machine never crumpled and shredded a piece of paper?

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Re: caller ID was and still is entirely trust based.

That must have been a bone of contention.

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Re: Car :easing and patches

Ewww... Sending a retaliatory fax to a voice number is cruel and unusual punishment.

US drops tariff threat against nations who dished out digital taxes to American tech giants as OECD members hash out new deal

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Google #1 .. #10

Now the big corps will split up into smaller entities based in Pakistan or Nigeria.

Apple's Safari browser runs the risk of becoming the new Internet Explorer – holding the web back for everyone

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Ah, the old RGB vs CMYK?

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Re: Odd post

The really amazing thing is that BB made a post that is not all csps.

Nobody cares about DAB radio – so let's force it onto smart speakers, suggests UK govt review

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FAIL

Analogue radio receivers were low cost

DAB receivers are anything but low cost and don't work as well as the old kit either.

Unvaccinated and working at Apple? Prepare for COVID-19 testing 'every time' you step in the office

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Risk reduction

You are at risk? So go get vaccinated, then you won’t be at risk.

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Unfair dismissal

Vac requirements are one sided modifications to your employment contract. In general that is not legal and if a worker is dismissed for these reasons it would be an unfair dismissal - see a lawyer and cash out.

Windows 11 Paint: Oh look – rounded corners. And it is prettier... but slightly worse

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Re: Continuing the trend

You forgot Windows Vista. It was so bad, millions of people changed to Macs.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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Al Baghdadi or Bin Laden

There are other options…

All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find

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“Somtimes” explains it. You need an Apache speling module.

How Windows NTFS finally made it into Linux

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Re: only 27000?

"only 27000" - NTFS still cannot send email, so there is room for further improvement.

LAN traffic can be wirelessly sniffed from cables with $30 setup, says researcher

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"HTTPS as the default connection to apps" - HTTPS protects data against casual observation, but not against a serious adversary.

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Hmm, fibres also leak around a bend. So there are ways to non-destructively sniff a fibre.

Boeing's Calamity Capsule might take to space once again ... in the first half of 2022

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Re: "oxidizer and moisture interactions"…

“ They couldn't launch their airplane until it dried out after washing it.“ - My old Dodge was like that…

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Re: "oxidizer and moisture interactions", "Extra testing and validation are still required"...

Also known as ice.

Quantum computing startups pull in millions as VCs rush to get ahead of the game

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Well, snake oil is real and it may even be good for something.

Nearly 140 nations – from US and UK to EU, China and India – back 15% minimum corporate tax rate

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There is a concept of a General Sales Tax (GST), as opposed to a VAT. Each has merrit.

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Re: These taxes ... not the way the game works

Ayup, if that law passes everywhere, then tbe Nigerian and Pakistani economies will boom.

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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Hmm, I also tried to erase floppy disks with a strong magnet - no way - they kept reading fine.

Raspberry Pi looks to set up African retail channel to make buying a mini computer there as easy as Pi

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Re: Mini computer

The difference is in the I/O channels. There is no way that you can hook 50 terminals to a RPi.

Facebook rendered spineless by buggy audit code that missed catastrophic network config error

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Re: Too bad their security wasn't better

A metal key, like a medium sledge hammer you mean?

IKEA: Cameras were hidden in the ceiling above warehouse toilets for 'health and safety'

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Re: Excuses, excuses

In the roof space - they must be very high.

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

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Lamp Standard socket.

In some rooms one wall socket is wired for a standing lamp.

REvil customers complain ransomware gang uses backdoors to filch ransoms

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Happy

Creeping round your backdoor

OK here you go: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhqb7yNB0f8

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Mick

Jagger foresaw it: I see a red door and I want it painted black.

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Re: Oh no...

So that is why the Mafia is in Italy, not Greece…

Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet

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Coat

Wee're all stars now, in the bloke show

It wuz jus takin a wee break then.

'Extraordinary' pigs step in to protect Schiphol airport from marauding geese

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Re: Useful fact

Hmm, two Turkish planes crashed at Schiphol when the altitude went negative. In 1951 and again in 2009.

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Linux

Pigs on the Wing

I would think that a flying pig would be a lot bigger and more of a serious problem than a goose. Maybe they should try to replace the geese with birds that cannot fly, like Jackass Penguins.

Take a look, and you'll see... Windows XP? Bit of Dairy Milk, Fruit and Bork at Cadbury World

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Devil

Adobe of course

My bet is that XP is waiting for Adobe to terminate.

tz database community up in arms over proposals to merge certain time zones

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Nope - it is the GPS that is wrong by 100 yards. The physical earth cannot be wrong. It is what it is.

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Facepalm

Sounds like a Make Work project.

'Nobody in their right mind would build a naval base here today': Navigating in and out of Devonport

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Re: nm or NM?

"50 nanometers" - Just a whisker.

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

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Re: barbecue

Next time buy an arc welder and make the metal bits yourself. It is easier to hide bad welding than bad bricklaying. An arc welder isn’t expensive and you could even weld with two car batteries, with two sets of crocodile leads, a vice grip and two or three black sunglasses on top of each other, which you can all borrow off your friends if you are super cheap - but they may not be so friendly anymore after.

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Re: Doubting Hervé

If you really need small/narrow apuances, look at the Slovenian Gorenje brand. Good quality and made to fit subminiature Soviet style apartments.

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Re: I used to work with a young lady called Dawn.

Be careful, because the Greek goddess Dawn has two brothers: Night and Death.

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: "I'm sure we'll lose the records of it in the fire, though...""

Strangely, there was no such event in Catch-22.

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Re: "I'm sure we'll lose the records of it in the fire, though...""

"it sunk with about four times it's carrying capacity" - That is because it was heroically replenished, on the way down.

Microsoft Exchange Autodiscover protocol found leaking hundreds of thousands of credentials

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Re: I always wondered...

Sadly, MS Exchange was written by The Open Group - the owners of the UNIX trademark.

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Re: POX XML

The problem is DNS. It is always DNS.

Hellfire and damnation: Two French monks charged over 5G mast arson attack

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Fire and brimstone

These crazies should stop smoking their corn flakes.

Fix network printing or keep Windows secure? Admins would rather disable PrintNightmare patch

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Re: "Security is our utmost priority", says company after being hit with malware

You don’t have to choose - the better solution is to make all printers independent network devices, like in the good old bad old days. Stick the printer onto a little Raspberry Pi if necessary.

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Devil

Paperless Office

So 2021 will be the year of the paperless office?

US Congress ponders setting up permanent UFO investigation office

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Black Helicopters

Spoofing and Artifacts

All instances of jamming, spoofing and signal processing artifacts need to be understood, since these problems can cause flight safety issues.

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

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Black Helicopters

Secure faxes

Back in the day, working on a super secret project, to send a secure fax to the other party in another country, took six weeks. Yes, weeks. Embassy to embassy. Also, if you sent multiple faxes every few days, they may not arrive in the order they were sent, which caused much repeated questions and confused answers. So we ended up implementing a manual HDLC protocol with two numbers at the top of each fax: The number of this fax and the number of the last one received. Once I flew over for a meeting: It took 36 hours to get there, had a very groggy 2 hour meeting and then travelled 36 hours back. Phun times…

So I’ve scripted a life-saving routine. Pah. What really matters is the icon I give it

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In central Europe, in many villages, the houses are numbered in the order that they were settled over the past several hundred years, with no street names - simply Village name, Number. That's it. The Posties somehow know where they are.

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WTF?

Where the streets have no name

I thought that U2 made their song about the city of Al Ain in the UAE. Deliveries in the UAE depend completely on WhatsApp and GPS.