18 posts • joined 21 Aug 2015
This day in History... "Look, the wife will be coming through that door right behind me"... the first internet porn video is born.
Science Struggles... Out-sourced Spy-Cam unable to fit in shirt pocket!
Shocked Apple Engineer encounters 1st iPhone prototype... "Are you talking to me, Siri?"
New for 2016: Windows Password now use Facial Recognition
Microsoft: Cortana V3 now does Yoga!
The latest Windows 10 Installation Requirements.
Oculus presents "Where's Waldo V3.0"
Ashley Madison Fembots intrude on next gen government field trials.
Google CEO takes son on first hunting trip... Son gets shot in foot.
Telecommuting... it's for EVERYONE.
1) Bless my little namesake... the 6s.
3) Finally the new one is on sale ! I'll take one !!
Kristal, your not gonna believe this... some guy in China hacked my new IoT Bra and changed my size. The NERVE of some people!!!
I gotta check this Ashley Madison log quick... Is that my wife?!
Google's next indexing service.
(spider) "Can I get a lift to Comic-Con ?"
(spider) "Have you seen my wife, she came through here a minute ago"
1) "But is it simple enough for Humans?"
2) "My calls just drop when I hold it this way!"
3) "How come I don't get texts from the wife?"
4) "Look at the hairy back on her!"
5) "I just like to watch the battery run down."
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