* Posts by JakHaxz

8 posts • joined 13 Aug 2015

Apple’s facial recognition: Well, it is more secure for the, er, sleeping user

JakHaxz
Joke

Password Policy

Due to company password policy we will be requiring all staff who get the new Iphone to have their face surgically altered every 90 days

Credit: https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO/status/907697084253470721

User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour

JakHaxz

Re: He'll Go Far

You're like the user that complained to me when I replaced their broken keyboard foot with a spare I had,

instead of replacing their otherwise fully functioning keyboard.

Teen thugs lure, rob Pokemon Go gamers

JakHaxz

Re: Smells Like Bullshit

"On July 8th, only 2 days after the app’s release, it was already installed on 5.16% of all Android devices in the US. If that doesn’t seem like much, consider that by Thursday, July 7th, Pokemon GO was already installed on more US Android phones than Tinder."

Source: similarweb

Go phish your own staff: Dev builds open-source fool-testing tool

JakHaxz

Re: Phone phishing for phun

This normally gets rid of them quickly in my experience.

"Hello, Our records indicate you've recently been involved in an accident"

"It wasn't a accident. That b*st*rd had it coming."

Most hangup at this point, however I've had one that didn't so I started ranting about said b*st*rd not letting the caller get a word in.

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

JakHaxz
Meh

Well it's confirmed then

It's got to be my face that holding me back.

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

JakHaxz

They found plans that Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, to make way for a new hyperspace motorway.

'Walter Mitty' IT manager admits to buying gun on dark web

JakHaxz

Re: I wonder what he wanted it for?

If he wanted a realistic airsoft gun he would need to get a UKARA membership.

Which isn't hard but you do need to play at a registered site at least 3 time in under a year, and then the site would need to vouch for your membership.

Otherwise he could only buy a two tone gun.

Airsoft pistols do look the part but all the weights in the magazine and the slide spring is a lot weaker.

He'd have to make sure no one ever touched or he be busted.

Apple's AirDrop abused by 'cyber-flashing' London train perv

JakHaxz

Nothing's changed then.

Go back about 6 years and I was using my Sony Ericsson C501, with "Super Bluetooth Hack", on the bus to send and view data.

It really is surprising how many people accepted a connection from an unknown bluetooth device, back when bluetooth was always discoverable when turned on.

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