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Apollo 15 commander's lunar timepiece goes under the hammer

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Trollface

Re: XRAYS, GAMMA RAYS, ER.......SOLAR RADIATION?

imanidiot is right! You didn't think it through AC! How can it get contaminated with radiation if no one has actually walked on the moon?

You amateur:(

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Trollface

It would've been better if ..

one of the dials showed you what shape the moon was:)

GCHQ's exploding doughnut threatens to ooze into innocent field

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Big Brother

'APPROVED!'

They'll get their own way, i mean, just imagine the DIRT they've got on all the local councillors and officials at Cheltenham Borough Council...no clean hands anywhere, anymore.

GCHQ has got to go!

PIGS IN SPAAAACE: HAMS send porker to 25,927m

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First Photo..

Is now my new wallpaper

'We can handle politicos, OUR ISSUE IS JUDGES', shout GCHQ docs

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QUESTION: If you were in charge of the country,

how would you (legally) set about dismantling GCHQ?

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Young Graduate rues his Student days when Wonga refuses his Online Loan application because of his involvement in the 'Overthrowing Of The Money Changers Tables', riots of 2011

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BREAKING NEWS!!

Exclusive photo shows the seconds before a suspected ISIS radical was blown up by a US Drone strike!

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The 'Bill Bailey' lookalike contest on Instagram gets an unexpected entrant!

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<username required>..."Hmm...oh yeah!", S-P-A-W-N-O-F-S-A-T-A-N..."Wicked!"

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"Daemon Tools??....that sounds like the Devil's work!"

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"Ive played a Werewolf a Football Manager and Kenneth Williams, so i thought fuck it, why not?"

'Michael Sheen justifying his new role as Jesus Christ in The Expendables 4'

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COME TO DADDY!

Exclusive: Sneak Preview of Aphex Twins new video!

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"These Semi-Evolved Monkeys really love cat videos, don't they!"

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"Do i want to take a survey?" <sigh>

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NOOO, i DON'T want to install the ASK Toolbar!!"

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"Lets see...dating sites, dating sites....i tell ya, i am NOT dying a Virgin for the third time in a row! No fuckin way Jose!"

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"Lets see how many views i got of that 'Walking On Water' video i did."

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"Robert Powell looks fuck all like me!"

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"My mum needs some new jugs to hold water in, but this time she wants Really Large Ones.....hmm i wonder what i should type into the address bar?"

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"Look!, i can make the blind see and the lame walk, but even i can't patch Adobe Flash Player!"

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"Yes, i'm surprised i'm so White as well."

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"After 2000 yrs the Middle East should've calmed down by now..........oh fuck!!!"

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"No dad, i haven't put you in my Spam Folder."

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"Fuck!!, some Twat on Twitter's just called my mum a Whore!!.....oh wait a minute..."

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"Halo or Carpentry.....Halo it is."

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"Minecraft is BRILLIANT!!"

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"Noo, you take your robes off first, Cardinal."

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"Hmm, do i want to open a Grinder Account??" <click Accept>

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And...'unfriend' Richard Dawkins!

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Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, how many hard drives fell off the back of that lorry?

Get ready for a grim future where bees have shorter tongues

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"NO MORE HONEYLINGUS!"

Mrs Bumblebee is going to bee very disappointed.

Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar

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First page, second photo: Is the Doctor saying....

"Right lads!, y'put y'left leg in, y'left leg out, in, out, in, out, y'shake it all about!"

'Steve Jobs filmmakers opportunistic? Apple, you've got a factory of children making phones'

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Trollface

'biopic of DEAD Steve Jobs'

That's going to be a really short film!

Bill Bailey: The man, the musician, the comic, the troll, the legend

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Happy

Shame he never got that part in the Lord Of The Rings.

It don't get more Tolkienesque than Mr Bailey!

Blighty's GCHQ stashes away 50+ billion records a day on people. Just let that sink in

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Hold A Happy Thought!

We can hope that the meals served in the canteen today contain Polonium:)

Don't upvote whatever you do:(

KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever

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Re: Having given this a lot of thought, there is only one way to stop them!

Having read your comment, Bloakey 1, i think your strategy for dealing with the operatives at GCHQ is a much more balanced and coherent one than my woeful Knee-Jerk reaction...however, as for the Canteen Staff, they're still getting fucked!

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Having given this a lot of thought, there is only one way to stop them!

We need to Fuck, everyone who works at GCHQ, to Death, that includes the Canteen Staff as well!

It worked for Mr Garrison, it can work for us!

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Wouldn't Put It Past Them.

Behind the scenes look at DARPA's new BCDS (Breast Cancer Delivery System)

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SORTED!

"Yeah, its been tested to destruction...not in a laboratory...we gave it to Jo Brand to wear for a week, and as you can see it survived the ordeal intact!"

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Glass Ceiling At The Reg

"Oh right! <giggle> i always thought the Brown Wire was Earth, cos its brown, like dirt innit?" ...shit, where'd i put me nail polish?

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No Glass Ceiling At The Reg

"As you can see my prototype has been a complete success! It's like what i've been saying all these years... If you want something done right, call a woman!"

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"Yeah, after extensive research from our focus groups, we've decided to call it The FITBITch".

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"Get your chips out, get your chips out, get your chips out for the lads, GET YOUR CHIPS OUT FOR THE LADS!"

AWS outage knocks Amazon, Netflix, Tinder and IMDb in MEGA data collapse

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Trollface

RE: Main PHOTO

Must remember to get a Cardboard Box tomorrow, looks like my pet Tortoise is getting ready to start Hibernating for the winter!

Huh? Cat-wees-like-a-racehorse study pees on fellow physicists to take Ig Nobel prize

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Re: BEE-STIALITY

I'm guessing A C, that you had your funny bone removed at the same time as your tonsils?

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