* Posts by Captain Badmouth

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Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

Captain Badmouth
Happy

Re: Bah!

"the less said about Bonnie Langford the better."

I have to disagree, Noel Coward had a particular dislike for her and after watching her sing in a play, during which a horse relieved itself on stage, he was heard to remark:

"You could solve two things at a stroke- shove that child up the horses arse"

Elsewhere when she was appearing in Gone with the wind:

" Two things should be cut: the second act and that child's throat"

Burglary in mind? Easy, just pwn the home alarm

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Is Clippy secure enough to act as alarm controller?

I see you're trying to burgle this house, would you like some help with that?

I could open some ports for you...

Captain Badmouth

Re: I'm confused.

"Open all hours"- there's an idea for a comedy, a technically illiterate small town trader selling dodgy burglar alarms. What do you think?

Funnily enough, charging ££££s for trashy bling-phones wasn't a great idea

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Re: they should have rebranded...

"fones4twats"

How about "Bling2Fling" ?

NASA flies plane through Earthly shadow of Kuiper Belt object

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Terminator

Re: Steady on, chaps

Don't mention the occult, this thread will go on forever.

Huge ransomware outbreak spreads in Ukraine and beyond

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Re: The older I get

"And I can never see more than seven layers (or is it veils) in my mystical dream"

Seven pillars?

Europol, FBI, UK's NCA ride out to Ukraine's cavalry call

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Pirate

England's National Crime Agency

Good to now that the NCA doesn't cover us Celts in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Whew!

Everything you need to know about the Petya, er, NotPetya nasty trashing PCs worldwide

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Anal Malware?

"I thought that was hedgehogs?"

Only on board ships, apparently.

p.s. and the Sphinx.

Cisco and McAfee decide users just can't be trusted not to click on dodgy attachments

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FAIL

<snip> "In fact how come users have just decided mcafee cant be trusted" <snip> "where have they been?"

er, fixed.

Russian hackers selling login credentials of UK politicians, diplomats – report

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Lockdown

just announced for Houses of Parliament email - BBC.

US voter info stored on wide-open cloud box, thanks to bungling Republican contractor

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Deep Root Anal-ytics

Name says it all.

That's random: OpenBSD adds more kernel security

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Windows

Don't look now....

@ handleoclast

Redmond is coming your way.

Microsoft officially hangs up on old Skype phones, users fuming

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Terminator

American railroads

in Los Angeles suffered a similar fate at the hands of the car companies.

Paxo trashes privacy, social media and fake news at Infosec 2017

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Thumb Up

Re: Never liked the guy

Then you'll like this :

http://scotsandindependent.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/paxo-stuffed.html

Kremlin hackers' new target: Montenegro

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Big Brother

Poor buggers..

Trump shoves them around at the G7 (or whatever it was I forget) and the Russki's are digging away at their IT real estate.

Break crypto to monitor jihadis in real time? Don't be ridiculous, say experts

Captain Badmouth
Terminator

Re: What about privately agreed crypto between private parties?

@ac "Bigford ooralis bewinter malachi Dinesen etc."

Undootedly you are John Cole resurrected in our hour of need.

Captain Badmouth

Re: Focussed intrusion.

"All of us are suspects."

If you believe the theologians.

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Independent inquiry

ordered by Willie Walsh into computer mess. The Times this morning reminds us that BA has had 4 big outages in the last 10 months. Iag and Walsh have been criticised for not having enough (shewerly "any") IT expertise at board level: only one non-exec has IT experience.

Willie says inquiry will be peer-reviewed and "we will be happy to disclose details".

Who'd like to be the poor EE who kicked that first UPS domino? (Asssuming we believe the story).

BA IT systems failure: Uninterruptible Power Supply was interrupted

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Paris Hilton

Management bullshit

"it could have resulted in both the battery supply and the generator supply being briefly connected in series to the power bus feeding the racks. That would result in the data centre’s servers being fed 480v instead of 240v, causing a literal meltdown"

Has anyone here in the electrical/electronic/computer field ever heard of an automatic system being configured in such a manner? Power supplies capable of being connected in series? Parallel maybe..., but then with 3 phase you don't get 480v. Somebody with a 1+1=2 understanding of ac electrics has come up with a bullshit "press release" from a "source".

How many months before the truth comes out?

Paris, very saucy. ( but probably knows more about electrics than the source)

Captain Badmouth
Happy

Re: Oh come on!

"Obvioulsy too many Volts or Amperes"

Nonsense, obviously using the wrong plugs...

R.I.P. Roy Kinnear.

Captain Badmouth

At a previous company, we did have a full-time electrician

Was he an electrician or an electrical engineer?

World of difference.

Sons of IoT: Bikers hack Jeeps in auto theft spree

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Thumb Up

Re: Landrover also vulnerable

Upvote for snide attack on Landrover.

BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'

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Willie Walsh

on BBC now still blaming a failure of electrical power to their IT systems.We know where problem occurred, he says.

BBC report that industry experts remain sceptical.

Captain Badmouth

Re: Odd that nobody notices that it happens at the busiest time.

"The first you notice of their absence is usually just this, a very big bang, that appears to come from nowhere"

as in :

"Nobody knows what I do until I don't do it..."

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Really a power failure?

Rubbish. This is a global business with multiple DCs and no doubt redundancy built-in at all levels of such critical business systems. Any narrative trying to suggest otherwise must be originating from the BA BS department.

Fixed.

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

Captain Badmouth
Happy

Lots of vinyl here

Though not played too often. Thorens TD160, SME3009 MKII fixed head, Shure M75ED, Ditton 15 spkrs (with ABR's- seen that somewhere else recently, can't remember though...), Sansui cd player, NAD amp and tuner. Was once, a few years back, tempted to uprate the cd player but saw that one of the top-end cd players actually had the cheapest Philips cd deck fitted, so didn't bother. Was definitely going to build an am stereo receiver featured in Wireless world, obviously no am stereo in the uk but being an avid swl in my youth the thought of listening to the fading stations on sw and mw move across the room was very tempting. ( Upper and lower sidebands were fed to L&R channels respectively.) The design used the new ceramic filters at the time. I'd still like to do it but I lost the article in a house move and can no longer remember the issue no. If anyone listening here has it, please let me know. I still have the wireless world circuit for stereo headphone use which compensates for the phase difference across the head to each ear. Someday...

Captain Badmouth

lasers to read the disc

This one? : http://elpj.com/

ELP Japan Ltd. Nothing to do with the ELP I remember.

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Backmasking

Also available on 4 head reel to reel tape recorders.

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Permanent Storage

"Seems like the only way is to stay ahead and write everywhere on anything you can get your hands on - except stone, which can last thousands of years, but the playback is awful."

You obviously never saw "The Stone Tape" on the BBC.

Well, I never, here it is on youtubes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6TlrSTWoew

Oooooh! It was a Xmas ghost story on Xmas day 1972.

Captain Badmouth

the deck needed a few goes with acetone and baby buds before I could use it again!

Acetone is a bit heavy, isopropyl alcohol would be better.

Captain Badmouth
Happy

Re: Listening to Vinyl is a bit like eating at a posh restaurant

You left out Dolby A as on 1" video tape.

Anyone got a recording of Dolby tone?- Lovely.

WannaCrypt 'may be the work of North Korea' theory floated

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Pint

Re: Unlatched

As in "the back door is unlatched" * or off the latch....

Prefer "on the lash" myself.

* i.e. all versions of windows.

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Colour me unsurprised

True, how else you gonna pay for all those nice icbm's, even if they do wobble a bit on the carrier.( and in the sky?)

Wannacry: Everything you still need to know because there were so many unanswered Qs

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Paris Hilton

Re: Oh, the irony!

I notice you didn't mention updates taking forever with the windows standalone installer "searching for updates on this computer". What the hell is it actually doing for those endless hours running that lovely green band L-R ?

Paris, has better ideas for how to spend endless hours.

(So have I, btw.)

Microsoft to spooks: WannaCrypt was inevitable, quit hoarding

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Re: orphan zombies moaning 'uhhhp daaytz'

Have a read of this article too :

http://www.infoworld.com/article/3177323/microsoft-windows/microsoft-endorses-convoluted-technique-for-installing-win7-from-scratch.html

74 countries hit by NSA-powered WannaCrypt ransomware backdoor: Emergency fixes emitted by Microsoft for WinXP+

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Holmes

Welsh nhs

Anyone working there care to update us on why they weren't affected?

Enquiring minds etc.

Captain Badmouth

Re: Hunt to blame for NHS attack

"Mitigate that, all ye paperpushers, beancounters, PHBs and MBAs."

You missed out PPE's.

Captain Badmouth
Devil

Re: I've got it!!!

Cer i uffern.

FBI boss James Comey was probing Trump's team for Russia links. You're fired, says Donald

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Paris Hilton

Several indictments on Trump election team members in progress, apparently, according to news this morning.

May you live in interesting times, indeed.

Paris, has seen some interesting times, no doubt.

'Crazy bad' bug in Microsoft's Windows malware scanner can be used to install malware

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Windows

Plus ça change...

"If a tweet is causing panic or confusion in your organization, the problem isn't the tweet, the problem is your o/s"

FTFY Natalie.

Where's the Trump icon for tweet related posts?

Never mind, this Trump voter icon will have to do...

Team Macron praised for feeding phishing spies duff info

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Childcatcher

Re "arsehole of the internet".

My dear boy, the regulations allowing the fair folk of El REg to publish specifically disallow the staff availing themselves of such usage. Sufficient to say they therefore allow such profanity to emanate from the common commentards, such as your good self.

Nevertheless please partake of an upvote for your good wife and children.

Good day sir.

Windows 10 S forces Bing, Edge on your kids. If you don't like it, get Win10 Pro – Microsoft

Captain Badmouth
Paris Hilton

Re: Forty Quid

For MJI, here we go :

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/knee-trembler

DIfferent age, definitely..... ;)

Paris, probably knows..

Welsh Linux Mint terror nerd jailed for 8 years

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Being Welsh

What offended me was the "boyo" bit. FFS, nobody says that anymore wuss.

Don't install our buggy Windows 10 Creators Update, begs Microsoft

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

More detail needed

"you'll be prompted to make some important choices on your privacy settings..."

No sh*t, sherlock.

'We should have done better' – the feeble words of a CEO caught using real hospital IT in infosec product demos

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Paris Hilton

Fuss about nothing?

They've only been doing it for three years, and no-one complained before.....

Paris : Been doing it for more than three years.

( Is this all right?)

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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chrome is mentally retarded like opera

After Opera 12 maybe.

30,000 London gun owners hit by Met Police 'data breach'

Captain Badmouth
Big Brother

Evening all...

Nice little back'ander for somebody.

Quis custodiet eh?

That apple.com link you clicked on? Yeah, it's actually Russian

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

win7 FF 52.0.2

Yep, both show normal in win7. My old xp box with FF52.0.2 in a sandbox shows https://www.аррӏе.com/ in the address bar for the first and normal for the second one. Plug pulled from xp box, quick !

Half-baked security: Hackers can hijack your smart Aga oven 'with a text message'

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Coat

Re: But will it...

"Presumably the housemaid takes care of everything."

Nonsense, she's in the workhouse having been impregnated and thrown out by the squire.

Mine's the red one with the horn and hampton plaited whip in the pocket, thanks..

Captain Badmouth
Holmes

Re: Disclosure

"it was hard to get a decent response from AGA"

That's due to the inertia of all that heavy metal.

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