* Posts by plingwoo

13 posts • joined 8 Jul 2015

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots


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Heh heh ... dumbass.

Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google


Windows 95 all over again.

Alexa, why aren't you working? No – I didn't say twerking. I, oh God...


Ego Cripples

I'd be embarrassed for myself if I owned one of these yokes.

Whatever Android-ChromeOS mashup looks like, it's gotta be better looking than this


Great interface...

... Photocopiers are warming up in Redmond for Win 11

Black hole shows off glow-in-the-dark ring after sucking in matter



Great name for a black hole.

I wonder is there an 808 blackhole spewing out rave somewhere.

Twitter warns users of state-sponsored hacking



... duhhhhhh!

Japanese hack gets space probe back on track


Mr miyagi say: Thrusters on, thrusters off.

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg


'Angry commentary demands free hard drive from El Reg autobot.'


Refining an earlier entry

Anally retentive Dalek cyclist, with huge helmet cam, remonstrates with insignificant human over minor traffic infringement.


"My name ... is Rodney, HAL .... Rodney".

"... Not Dave ... Rodney!"


Uptight Dalek cyclist with head cam confronts aggressive human over a minor traffic infringement on his London commute to exterminate us all.


Now HAL, for the twelfth time, open the doors. Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

Early HAL 9000 prototype shows promise in testing.

Norks execute underperforming terrapin farm manager


It went like this

Subordinate: So, Supreme Leader, how you like trip to Hard Drive factory ... informative yes?

Supreme Leader: Yes, very. Now I know that there is many many bytes in terabyte and that is as it must be!! Now, what next on visit list??

Subordinate: Terrapin factory.

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