* Posts by plingwoo

13 posts • joined 8 Jul 2015

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots

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Heh heh ... dumbass.

Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Windows 95 all over again.

Alexa, why aren't you working? No – I didn't say twerking. I, oh God...

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Ego Cripples

I'd be embarrassed for myself if I owned one of these yokes.

Whatever Android-ChromeOS mashup looks like, it's gotta be better looking than this

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Great interface...

... Photocopiers are warming up in Redmond for Win 11

Black hole shows off glow-in-the-dark ring after sucking in matter

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404

Great name for a black hole.

I wonder is there an 808 blackhole spewing out rave somewhere.

Twitter warns users of state-sponsored hacking

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Well...

... duhhhhhh!

Japanese hack gets space probe back on track

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Mr miyagi say: Thrusters on, thrusters off.

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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'Angry commentary demands free hard drive from El Reg autobot.'

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Refining an earlier entry

Anally retentive Dalek cyclist, with huge helmet cam, remonstrates with insignificant human over minor traffic infringement.

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"My name ... is Rodney, HAL .... Rodney".

"... Not Dave ... Rodney!"

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Uptight Dalek cyclist with head cam confronts aggressive human over a minor traffic infringement on his London commute to exterminate us all.

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Now HAL, for the twelfth time, open the doors. Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

Early HAL 9000 prototype shows promise in testing.

Norks execute underperforming terrapin farm manager

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It went like this

Subordinate: So, Supreme Leader, how you like trip to Hard Drive factory ... informative yes?

Supreme Leader: Yes, very. Now I know that there is many many bytes in terabyte and that is as it must be!! Now, what next on visit list??

Subordinate: Terrapin factory.

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