* Posts by jzl

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Android 5 lock-screens can be bypassed by typing in a reeeeally long password. In 2015

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Buffer overflow

Buffer overflows are *the* reason why use of C or C++ for anything remotely security-sensitive should be punished by whipping.

And yes, I know that "correct" use of safe strings mitigates it. But that approach relies on programmers always doing the right thing. Which, as human beings, they are unlikely to do.

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The scary thing

Isn't that this vulnerability exists, but that for most Android users it will never be patched. The Android project needs to spend some quality time fixing its update system. Apple have managed it, so why can't Google?

EE: Yes, our broadband service is a total clusterf**k – but we promise to improve

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Other ISPs are available

Hit Google and search for "Andrews and Arnold".

You're welcome.

Apple iPhone 6S: Same phone, another day, but TOTALLY DIFFERENT

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Re: Comment

WTF? Her battery died even though the phone was plugged in?

Sounds like whoever sold her that phone saw her (or you) coming.

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Re: @jzl: Comment

I don't see how anything you've said here doesn't apply to an external USB battery pack. With the added advantage that you can recharge a USB battery pack directly, and you don't need to shut down the phone to plug the thing in.

Come back when you've spent a few months in 2015.

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Money for old rope

It's faster? Great, but the iPhone 6 is already bloody fast. I, for one, don't think I'd notice the difference.

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Re: Comment

iPhones come in a range of storage options. I have the 128Gb one and have never felt the need for an SD card. Besides, the way the Apple OS abstracts away all filing system details (simultaneously one of its most annoying features for power users, and one of the biggest reasons for its simplicity of use) would mean that an SD card would necessarily make the phone much more complex to operate.

As for the non-removable battery, seriously? Who carries a spare battery these days? I'm sure some people do, but I can't believe it's more than a handful.

USB external battery chargers are ten a penny, and much more convenient as they can be charged directly and don't require fiddling.

Wileyfox Swift: Brit startup budget 'droid is the mutt's nuts

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Re: Agree about the screen size

Also, the manufacturers don't have a fascination with large screens. The consumers do. The sales figures back this up.

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Re: Agree about the screen size

Again, I'll repeat my comment about music streaming services. They've moved on *massively* in the last year or two. If you think you need a lot of storage for all "your" music, try a trial subscription to one of the streaming services. Apple Music or Spotify or whatever. You'll be shocked at how far the state of the art has come.

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It is a bad thing, in a sense. Until Google realise that non-techie ease of use is a worthy goal, Apple will rule the profitability roost.

Let's face it, most Android buyers (not the tech-savvy Reg-reading bunch) are buying an Android because they can't afford an iPhone. Like it or not, that's the truth of the situation as it is now.

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Re: Absolutely brilliant, except the screen size

The iPhone 6 is a *very* decent sub-5" phone.

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Re: Looks pretty impressive

I'm increasingly of the opinion that people who think their music requirements are >32 Gb are unaware of just how good modern music streaming services have become. Seriously.

Spaniard trousers €60,000 bank error, proceeds directly to jail

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Re: Sh...

I love the way guys like that try to get back "at Natwest" for an error made by an employee. It's as if they think Natwest is an actual person with feelings which can be offended. It's not. It's a company, and a big one at that.

His actions simply gave some Natwest branch employees a day of excitement to remember. They all still got paid.

The whole episode is probably recorded somewhere in a Natwest profit and loss ledger under "incidental expenses", and that's the extent of the effect of his protest.

My office at a large corporation a few years back was invaded by protesters. We all just thought it was funny and a light diversion from the day's work.

Fruity Firefox: Mozilla caves to Apple, unveils iOS-friendly browser

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I like Safari

It opens web pages and displays them. What's not to like?

Xiaomi aims to knock Apple off its branch with move into computers

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Re: oooooooh!

The market share is dropping, but in China the actual market is rising. Besides, it's still an enormous market and will be for some time.

Parallels Desktop 11 brings Windows 10 and Cortana to Mac

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Re: Not an emulator

No fun. Give me something else to rant about pedantically, please.

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Not an emulator

It's a virtualisation platform. Different.

Windows hasn't needed to run on an emulator on a Mac since Apple switched to Intel CPUs.

An emulator reproduces a computer architecture in software, virtualisation provides an isolated address space and resource management for an operating system running natively on the hardware.

Google reveals OnHub WiFi router, complete with GLOWING RING

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Lights

I hate blinking lights. Hate, hate, hate, HATE them.

My bloody hallway looks like a disco at night and my bedroom's not much better. Sadly not because either actually are a disco.

Sengled lightbulb speakers: The best worst stereo on Earth

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Huh?

Even if it sounded amazing, the inconvenience of having to turn lights on and off with your phone would keep me away.

Reclothed BlackBerry Passport launched as Silver Edition

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Tried one once

Could they really not bring themselves to put number keys on the keyboard?

It's like Microsoft with their Start Menu in Windows 8 on a smaller scale.

Windows 10 Start menu replacements shifting like hot cakes

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Re: Windows 8 isn't a good comparison

The Register isn't full of Microsoft haters. It's full of smart, peevish, irritable pedants with an oblique sense of humour.

Clearly.

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Linux on the desktop has a market share that basically renders it irrelevant. And despite Microsoft's best efforts to mess everything up, that continues. It's partly because - whatever you say - the experience is too damned fiddly.

Linux on the desktop would be better if it just came out and admitted that it's by geeks, for geeks, and didn't try to be all things to all people. It's not like that's a bad thing.

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Not everyone - Reg readers aside, obviously - is interested in computers. Most people use them when they have to, but don't care about them, don't understand them, and don't want to spend any more time than they have to with them.

For those people, the start menu change is a real pain and an application which restores it is a good idea. As long as that application is installed by their techie friend or family member, obviously. They'd never do it themselves.

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Re: There are others available

Subtle Linux trolling? Maybe some people have software that won't run on Linux. Like most large enterprises, for instance.

Maybe some other people realise that putting most genuinely non-technical users in front of Linux is a recipe for pain, misery, tears and hours - hours - on the phone trying to sort them out. For what? Geek props?

Assessing the power of Intel’s SSD 750 … but check your motherboard before buying

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Capitalisation

Neither "read" nor "write" are proper nouns. Except in America, where they're probably trendy first names.

Microsoft Edge web browser: A well-presented mea culpa

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One Use Browser?

I use Internet Explorer all the time.

It's the only browser that works with my company intranet.

But that aside, it's Chrome or Opera all the way.

Got an Android phone? SMASH IT with a hammer – and do it NOW

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Android: the new Microsoft Windows.

On yer bike: Hammerhead satnav for cyclists – just don't look down

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Re: Rules are for you too.

Crossing the road when it's red for pedestrians isn't against the law, at least not in the UK. The red pedestrian light is advisory, not compulsory.

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Re: Rules are for you too.

Never broken the speed limit? Never used your phone while driving?

When will drivers learn that rules are for them too?

If Microsoft made laptops, it'd make this: HP Spectre x360

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Re: No ethernet???!!!

Other laptops are available. Maybe you'll find one that has these features.

Now car hackers can bust in through your motor's DAB RADIO

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Re: go on, try to hack my system. I dare you!

And for learning the surprisingly easy rules of capitalisation in English.

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Beats

This is so the radio can automatically tap the brakes in time to the music.

Even Microsoft thinks Outlook is bloated and slow

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Re: iThing only?

I suspect it's worse for them than you think - the other possibility is that they do want to eat their own dogfood, so they're producing it on the platform that most of their staff use.

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I'm not a Microsoft knocker. I make my living with Visual Studio.

I'm more of a concerned friend, I guess, than a knocker.

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Microsoft still haven't turned into a single company, have they? It's like a million mini-Microsofts all producing their own little products with almost no bigger picture.

Apple Watch is such a flop it's the world's top-selling wearable

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Re: Useful things for a wristjob.

The Apple watch does have a microphone and a speaker. It also has a jog wheel on the side specifically for choosing things without obscuring the screen. And, while not "waterproof" (what does that actually mean?), it is resistant to IPX7. So you can wear it in the rain, while washing your hands, etc., with no problem.

Battery life on something like that is always going to be measured in days with current battery technology and the drain would be too much for a self-winding mechanism, but at least it's reasonably easy to charge.

(I don't have one. Can't see the point for me - I don't like wearing watches much, would lose it, and am already probably too well connected as it is)

Marshall wants to turn your phone UP TO ELEVEN

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Volume lock

I hope it has one otherwise having a volume wheel will get annoying very quickly when the phone's in your pocket.

It's really nice to see something genuinely different in more than just marketing.

You Musk be joking: Tesla's zero to 60MPH in 2.8 SECONDS is literally 'ludicrous'

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Re: 90kWh

I'll bet it can actually do it in the time they say.

I wouldn't take up gambling if I were you.

Robo-taxis, what are they good for? Er, the environment and traffic

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Re: Gas?

Consider yourselves bitten.

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Gas?

Gas powered cabs? Which gas is that?

*ahem* .co.UK *ahem*

Facebook vows to blow EVEN HARDER

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Re: Erm...

Are you a father? With jokes like that, you should be.

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Re: They're in the wrong business

Maybe they're just running their data centre warm? After all, 40 degrees Celsius is uncomfortable for a human but fine for electronics.

As long as they're dumping excess heat from the place as fast as they're producing it and keeping the temperature steady, it doesn't matter too much if that steady temperature is a little high. The challenge is that warm air doesn't have the cooling ability of cold air, so they'd have to pump more of it through and would have to be very careful about making sure the cooling was even.

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Fungibility

It's great news that Facebook are effectively part funding a new wind farm. That's a whole load of good publicity for renewable energy at a time when it's weirdly trendy to deny global warming, at least among non-scientists.

But on a pedantic, nit-picking and trivial level, I don't see how they can say the data centre is powered by renewable energy. Electricity is fungible and they are connected to a grid containing other producers and consumers.

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Re: So where's all the green paint coming from?

Have you been?

GhostShell back from the other side with mass data dump

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Link

Out of curiosity, how is telling us where the link is any different to just linking to it?

I reckon that qualifies as a link of sorts, just not an HTML hyperlink.

Migrating from WS2003 to *nix in a month? It ain't happening, folks

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+ 1 million for FreeAgent if you're a small business. It's an astonishingly good product.

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Agreed

I've spent my entire (reasonably long) technology career in the financial sector and have yet to see an application being ported to *nix due to an expired Windows support lifecycle. The costs of porting or re-writing most enterprise applications are enormous and aren't undertaken lightly.

When an application reaches its natural end-of-life and is no longer fit for purpose its replacement might well be built on *nix (but then again, it might not).

But porting an application to a new architecture without a business justification? It may happen, but I haven't seen it. In every case, the solution has been to shift the application onto a more recent Windows platform.

Google's new view of the world takes two pics to make 'DeepStereo' 3D

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Wow.

Just wow.

Progress source replenishes international space station

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Re: And I've heard...

No, because soyuz sauce doesn't go with rocket.

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