you're ruining the business model.
1727 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
you're ruining the business model.
Siri says it's a type of skirt used worn by ballerinas.
Cortana says she needs to update her addition module.
Google says it's four and would you be interested in some great deals on two by four.
a modest home in the suburbs will set you back the better part of a million dollars becoming a multi-millionaire doesn't make you a fat cat - it just means you were moderately successful and invested wisely (or were raking it in and blew most of it on cocaine, booze and hookers).
not stupid. There's a difference, you know.
Because the 'eye' in your dick isn't a real eye and you probably wouldn't want it to be.
just became president.
What was that about reality being a bitch?
you don't have a personal saline drip for use when reading On Call?
Now that, that is terrifying.
Spoken like a true fascist.
But he's a rich celebrity who can say that he's built a business for himself.
He can say it but like a sizable chunk of the things he says it's not going to be true
Surely it's a megastructure not just a boring old structure.
that El Reg couldn't manage a Hal reference but the Kipper loving one's post upthread more than made up for that.
I suggest shipping a large supply of baked beans to Braemar.
All you conspiracy theory deniers will be laughing on the other sides of your faces when the Giant! Space! Frogs! Attack!
old Henry's ghost just got tech savvy. Who'd have thought it. Trump's victory is certainly flushing 'em out.
If your bank is using your date of birth or address as a security question it's doing it wrong and you probably should find a new bank. My bank at least allows me to choose my own question but that's not either since it ridiculously easy to create a question the answer to which even you can't remember.
Tidal interaction with a companion in a highly eccentric orbit?
but they knew they should salt them first and they couldn't figure out how to get those little paper packets to the users.
because Trump uses hotels in order to avoid soiling his own nest.
Is the steak also spherical?
Since, as you,* it's the cow that's actually spherical the steak can be a nice clean slab due to the absence of all that pesky anatomy.
*help, I think I'm trapped in a bad SF story.
There was never such a thing on TV. Next you'll be saying you saw something about sentient trees that can grow to full size overnight. Which is exactly as insane as it sounds.
changed it's name to the Silly Crime Squad yet?
Many years ago when I used to watch the German detective show Derrick I was always amused whenever the title character identified himself as working for the "Kriminalpolize".
http://www.urbandictionary.com/an. . . err, forget it.
Stormtroopers, nah. You need nukes for that. Lotsa nukes.
hasn't it been official since November 8?
Uber's reflexive resistance to regulation makes sense, given
Silicon Valley's assumption that rules apply only to everyone else that it's Uber.
I also went looking. Learnt a lot about liberty ships but nothing about why their gun barrel might be so special. (Also discovered that NASA has a secret space navy but I'm calling citation needed on that one.)
it's an old and reliable launch system. A clue to why it's not more widely used can perhaps be had by watching the video and comparing the size of the rocket to the size of the aircraft that's carrying it.
I'm sure I detected something approaching a syllogism in Trump's dialogue.
that goldfish do in fact have a decent memory. Now a certain politician I won't name because I have apparently used up my quota. . . Suffice it to say that the value you want is in the order of 5 Tr.
the correct terminology around here is 'todger'.
El Reg's standards are slipping.
I wouldn't trust a car that cost that little.
In any case how is this different from the glory days of MS Flight Simulator? I'm pretty sure there was a lot more than $4000 worth of add ons for that.
Cheney was running the US, Dubya had the good sense to go off reading children stories about animals. Now Pence has to run the country while convincing Trump that he's really the one doing it, all the while stopping regularly to duck the orange one's curve-balls. Add to that the fact that the Republican party chose Cheney but Trump chose Pence and you've got one mega-omnishambles coming up.
Why not use conventional capacitors? It not like we're talking about large amounts of energy or long cycle times.
Trump will fix that.
why didn't he just rent a Michael Bay movie?
No one says N-A-S-A. On the other hand as far as I know ESA is always pronounced E-S-A. That's enough to justify using/not using the definite article. Of course, that probably means that we should write 'Nasa' but i imagine the agency - like my spellchecker - objects. (They can't do much about the pronunciation, though).
"license the dataset"
Isn't that a bit like fencing the sea.
I find Google's voice recognition perform exceptionally well in noisy environments. I've had it recognise simple commands in situations where the traffic noise was so bad I couldn't make out my phone's reply.
They'll decide you're speaking Arabic which remember they don't understand and send the Trump Troopers around "just in case".
Just harness people's love of battering the buttons at on-demand pedestrian crossings.. Hit the button 20 times or you don't get to cross. Hit it 50 times and you actually get to cross 5 seconds sooner.
"At some point, people need to wakeup and realize you can't solve social problems with technology."
Social problems are rarely solved by anything else. That there are literal slaves toiling in the fields of Alabama is not because people in the 21st century are better than those in the nineteenth but because we have mechanical harvesters.
And if you pay attention you will see that Captain DaFt didn't mention any of the things you list.
considering that I only read the articles about the weird sex criminals in Bootnotes.
Thank goodness I know what a 'Dob' is because I'm already scared enough as it is.
is that in the years since it was created it has changed from satire to a handbook.
The difference is automotive safety standards are a bit more than vague suggestions.
it's not a replacement for the Note, just a big phone.
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