* Posts by Mutton Jeff

163 posts • joined 29 Jun 2015

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That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

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Just claws?

I reckon

Hutch's Three UK users ripping through over 6GB a month

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nice to know I'm above average

for once in my life.

FYI anyone who codes outside work: GitHub has a contract to stop bosses snatching it all

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Does that mean...

they also own the Ikea wardrobe I assembled the other day?

Nielsen, eat your heart out: TiVo woos admen with prediction engine

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Re: Really

yeah, but must've 'ad PPI and that snow leopard a'int gonna sponsor itself now, is it?

Your future boss? An employee-interrogating bot – it's an open-source gift from Dropbox

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Would you like some toast?

How about a muffin?

Howdy doodly doo

Vinyl, filofaxes – why not us too, pleads Nokia

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all well and good

But I'd want a pair of sims on the same number, to avoid the fat finger fumble faff of moving between fonez.

Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Re: Trump has become more deranged

We're Donald Ducked, for sure.

Trio charged with $4m insider trading by hacking merger lawyers

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Picked up by the exchange's market surveilance system

"Front running" (IIRC from when I worked on such a thing (front end))

Virgin America mid-flight panic after moron sets phone Wi-Fi hotspot to 'Samsung Galaxy Note 7'

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Flame

FIRE!!!

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

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Rise of the sexbots?

Fnarr fnarr!

Meat pies in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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Well above the earth's crust...

If only our British 4G were as good as, um, Albania's... UK.gov's telco tech report

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Sort out 3g first

Expedia support tech raided his CFO to rack up insider trades

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Re: Curious

Highly leveraged spread bets, probably.

HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

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Re: Winter is coming.

"Spring is in the air" anyone got that phrase, should I worry.

What if the kid never watched the telly prog?

Everything at Apple Watch is awesome, insists Tim Cook

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Re: 30 per cent of smartwatches go unused after purchase

You are Danny Dyer and I claim my £5

UK National Lottery data breach: Fingers crossed – it might not be you

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Re: Credit where it's due

they may be knights of the round table, but are they able?

Vegans furious as Bank of England admits ‘trace’ of animal fat in £5 notes

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To many nuggets!

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

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Re: Here's the full list...

Could be worse.

At least the thugs at the 'Egg Marketing Board' are no longer privy to our browsing habits.

Adblock again beats publishers' Adblock-blocking attempts

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Not to mention those Ad arbitrage click-bait flinging scum

"You won't believe what $non-celeb from $crappy-tv-prog looks like now" - block!

OVH's northern customers offered steamy southern summer holiday

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Re: I like em

Mange tout Rodney, £2.03 a month for a nice little Centos box.

Loyalty card? Really? Why data-slurping store cards need a reboot

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Tax man's dream

Moet and foie gras every week, sir? On your declared income of £5 a week?

Black Friday: Cashback site Quidco goes TITSUP* on payday

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Oh the humanity

What am us to do?

No super-kinky web smut please, we're British

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Re: Yep, that'll work

don't understand why they're getting so anal about it....

Emulating x86: Microsoft builds granny flat into Windows 10

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Joke

Re: This is probably...

well as long as they make them snappy...

User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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Where's the "Any" key?

My keyboard doesn't have one!

Nostradamus, what do you see in 2017?

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Cars will run on gravy

Salmon will live in trees and eat pencils.

President trump will initiate a free, at point of use, healthcare system for all.

British politicians sign off on surveillance law, now it's over to the Queen

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Re: Sense of proportion

... will be fitted up with something.

Google's neural network learns to translate languages it hasn't been trained on

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My nipples explode with delight

have an XKCD https://xkcd.com/902/

KCL staff offered emotional support, clergy chat to help get over data loss

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Pray? Or prey

nothing fails like prayer, as they say

Brace yourselves! Blighty is turning to AI for help

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Al Jarreau, obvs

Married man arrives at A&E with wedding ring stuck on todger

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Re: A wedding ring...

Thumbs up what?

The sharks of AI will attack expensive and scarce workers faster than they eat drivers

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Block wars?

Sounds like the beginnings of Mega City 1

Tesco Bank limits online transactions after fraud hits thousands

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Ghost of RBS?

I wonder, if they still use RBS tech, ok it was a long time ago and all.

No nudes, bloated apps, Android sucks and 497 other complaints about Apple to the FTC

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You wanna complain?!?!?

I've only had these shoes 3 weeks.

And me back 'urts1

EU announces common corporate tax plan

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Re: Benefit for both?

Indeed, this may have swung our vote the other way.

Topless in-car selfie attempt climaxes with rear-end bonking

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Bryan!

She's a very naughty girl

Will AI spell the end of humanity? The tech industry wants you to think so

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Wont they learn from the future?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Robot_Wars

Graduate recruitment site exposed 50,000 CVs sent to Virgin Media UK

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Tight fekkers

Not even a years sub !

Accountant falls for sexy Nigerian email scammer, gives her £150k he cheated out of pal

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Re: Half of me wants to

That was my first thought, Alzheimers ?

Lessons from the Mini: Before revamping or rebooting anything, please read this

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

As an owner of both (differing times):

The Mini - ****ing awful

Das Mini - ****ing brilliant!

Glued-shut IT wallets hindered UK govt's programmes – study

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As soon as £££.gov involved

the quotation gets multiplied by 1,000

This speech recognition code is 'just as good' as a pro transcriber

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I bet...

my hovercraft is still full of eels!

Basic income after automation? That’s not how capitalism works

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Re: It's True...

I so want one a those!

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Bring on the automated commentard system

Bring on the automated commentard system!

RBS debit card payments have gone utterly TITSUP

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Again?

RBS.fail

Mercedes answers autonomous car moral dilemma: Yeah, we'll just run over pedestrians

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Not good PR

"Car kills occupant(s)"

It's one thing if a driver swerves, but the car doing it automatically....

Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board

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If Bees make honey...

Do wasps make Marmite?

(mustard mit, I luvs the stuff)

Google may just have silently snuffed the tablet computer

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Re: I don't remember this weekend

Luxury, I remember when stone henge was built, you paid a lot of sheep/goats/shrunken heads per Megalith in those days.

Complaints against cops down 93% thanks to bodycams – study

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Pics or it didn't happen

New defence lawyer tactic.

Dublin shopkeeper catches forecourt fouler with his pants down

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Re: Er ...

Doubt there'll be any return value.

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