1874 posts • joined 20 Jun 2015
Neutral evil apparently.
Bit of spin and you can get some real swerve on it.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Schrödinger's luggage both is and isn't lost at Heathrow.
When asked "Why did you want to climb Mount Everest?", George Mallory simply replied "Because it's there."
Do you remember the time I knew a girl from Mars? I don't know if you knew that.
Pretty sure it's unusable now.
Weren't they in Dumbo?
"There is no detail of which company makes the kiosks, where the images are stored or how long they are kept for."
Well that's just fucking creepy, especially considering the age demographic of a large chunk of her fanbase.
I read that as Thanos.
Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress...
I recall a TV program where Heston Blumenthal put Blue Nun through a sodastream and got city boys and girls to blind taste test it against expensive Champagne - the Blue Nun won.
Seeing as my post got deleted (probably because I used a naughty word), here's my second attempt.
Dyson is too busy being a hypocrite over Brexit to invest in this.
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Can CIMON lipread?
Sand? When I were a lad, we had to get grit from t'road.
Cranberry sauce is shit.
Bread sauce, on the other hand, is awesome.
The Ambassador's Balls are known for their exquisite taste.
You do know that students tend to be complete dicks, right?
with the Tau'ri.
The Vimes special?
UK > Denmark > Left pondia
Downvote just for mentioning the bollock fruit.
For a proper American style park barrel, you fuck a hole in the barrel and then get paid a dollar. Inside the barrel is a poor person.
From bacon seed to bacon.
And it's gone
Is there ever a right day?
Hanlon's razor strikes again.
Surely 3rd rate was several steps above RM?
That would be Arnold J Rimmer, BSC SSC.
Does BOFH work for Crapita now?
But there are people there!
It's close to the whole "matey" style that social media drones take at the moment anyway.
But can it run Crysis?
What gave it away?
How many would you need to download tumblr?
Asking for a friend.
"NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY"
I can haz?
For the most ardent of iFanboys
I always think of Anne McCaffrey's talents universe.
'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.'
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade.
I prefer to write code.
That would involve them turning Windows into a Linux distro.
Has the LHC not destroyed the universe yet?
Bit of a cock up.
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