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That's most of the El Reg commentards.
951 posts • joined 20 Jun 2015
That's most of the El Reg commentards.
It involves politicians and a very pointy stick.
I'm offended that you came here to post the correction.
Not an acronym.
Is it pronounced how it's written?
Is it an interface, or merely a filter?
It's that little etched pattern you see at the bottom of the glass.
If the damn thing draws a shamrock on your Guinness, you're allowed to rip out its CPU.
Winding up lusers. Always enjoyable.
is paved with good intentions.
That'll teach me to skim-read.
So big, little, medium, little?
Will it blend?
Depends on how hard you drive the nails in.
Dammit, I'm going to agree with Bob. Nobody really understands the laws (rules) of cricket.
We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?
- Edmund Blackadder (Nob & Nobility)
Who said anything about second hand?
We still get a large slice of the pie.
That's the law within the EU now.
Every year they increase my contract in line with inflation. Every 2 years I upgrade my phone, taking the contract back to original price.
But publishers deserve to get screwed for having autoplay video ads - how many times have you searched a page to find where the sound is coming from or just plain closed the tab?
I thought that was the exchanging of public keys?
Upvote and beer for better clarification then mine.
The Swedes have NOT dropped the charges, I really wish that people would stop saying that. What's happened is that they have suspended the case until such time as they are able to progress further. When the pale little shit steps foot outside of the embassy, he will be arrested and then the process will start up again. Further details here.
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
- Lenny Bruce
I misread that. I need sleep.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Sky is blue, water is wet etc.
A geek is a fan of something. A nerd is a practitioner. Dorks know the difference.
Bravo old sport, bravo.
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing…kill yourself. It’s just a little thought; I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try, you do what you can.
Seriously though, if you are, do.
Aaah, no really. There’s no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan’s little helpers. Okay – kill yourself.
Seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good.
No this is not a joke. You’re [going], “There’s going to be a joke coming.” There’s no fucking joke coming. You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself
I know all the marketing people are going, “He’s doing a joke…” There’s no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend – I don’t care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. (Machi…) Whatever, you know what I mean.
I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too: “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing? He’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market. He’s very smart.”
Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking, evil scumbags!
“Ooh, you know what Bill’s doing now? He’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research – huge market. He’s doing a good thing.”
Godammit, I’m not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a goddamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet.
“Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market. Bill’s very bright to do that.”
God, I’m just caught in a fucking web.
“Ooh, the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market – look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar…”
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don’t you?
“What didya do today, honey?”
“Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight.” [snores] “Yeah we just said, you know, is your baby really too loud? You know?” [snores] “Yeah, you know the mums will love it.” [snores]
Sleep like fucking children, don’t ya. This is your world, isn’t it?
- Bill Hicks
And that's if we were lucky!
That's why you shouldn't order Hellfire hot sauce.
Has anybody checked if he works for the IMF?
Obligatory Sir Pterry icon request.
Actually, it's for checking your form when doing weights. Most cardio areas don't have mirrors, they have windows so that you can imagine you're not in some sort of self inflicted hell. Also, so you can see the doughnut cart outside.
Won't somebody think of the children!
Well, there goes the planet.
Me too, but the missus says it spoils the mood.
I should've won.
I blame Brexit, Putin, and the Warsaw Concerto.
That's what the Anonymous Coward option is for.
Depends which side of the pond you prefer.
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